Short Dog's in the house, once again with this shit
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I so well For fifteen I've been a real player So if you have sex say hell yeah
I met this girl in She let a nigga fuck but I can't stand her The pussy wasn't good I said "What's up I'm of fuckin' can you suck dick?" She said "No", but she had friend So I switched a real pimp on my back with my dick in her mouth I said "BeyotchWhat you 'bout?" She mumbled something, I know what she said Smoking on a joint gettin bomb-ass head said her name was Theresa All on my dick like cheese on In the A-T-L where the is greener I fucked Nina, Melina, and Tina When I moved out there, I met Holly one with a bad ass body Freaky bitch she was a Gemini She to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl went to Spellman Every day after school I aquired the I her to my house so I could get some I fucked her real good and made the cum She was hella limber, said her name was She stop screaming, that's all I remember I had another freak, her was Wendy When I first met the bitch she said "Please don't me!" I did it I'm coming straight Oakland, C-A Ain't no other way, like my Shante She lives in Atlanta, but she from the Bay Let me hit that pussy on the strimp Look out for a nigga, treat me like a You know I can't forget about the with the glass slipper Top down in the Benz ain't no ends Fat bag of indo, bring all your It's like Lotto, you get a pick Bitches they heard I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, took one second Dick hard, bitches gettin' nekked
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen I've been a real player So if you have sex say hell yeah
I know bitch, her name is Terri I lied to the "It's about time I get married" I couldn't see me her So I her next door neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy Terri caught me creepin' and said "Nigga play me!" But them hoes liked to I used to send 'em new niggas other week I never would you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of this I made up I change the so I can rhyme and shit So if you, you know the time bitch I spent the night Monique in between the sheets It was her, her April and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it what you I be a fool wit' mine Like Texas niggas, I never would change Like my niggas up in spit the good game These hoes when I come in the door I ain't bitch, so what you want me for? Like Natalie, swearin' up and I had to be the one Bitch lets have fun I fucked her, you thought I Short Dog's in the house and I keep on So then I fucked the twins, Sharon and Went straight for the panties, but they wasn't 'em ask me who I fucked first, it ain't my fault In the end, I got the same results
These are the tales, the tales These are the that I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a real So if you wanna sex say hell yeah
Hell yeah, I never would forget We was layin real close like two Talkin', laughin', and shit Next thing I know she started my dick You the rest, before she left I paged Mia I her "I got a new freak over here" She rushed over, I left and when I back Them hoes was lickin' They me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin' Gotta get the money, thats all happenin' She wants to be my love slave, I some bug spray To keep hoes away I never tell you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of shit I made up I change the name so I can rhyme and So if it's you, you know the bitch
These are the tales, the tales These are the that I tell so well For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna get fucked say hell (hell yeah) And it don't Old Short Dog Still it gettin' it Gettin' money baby, Oakland You knowin?