Short in the house, once again with this pimp shit
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales I tell so well For years I've been a real player So if you wanna sex say hell yeah
I met this girl in She let a nigga fuck but I still stand her The pussy wasn't I said "What's up bitch? I'm of fuckin' can you suck dick?" She said "No", but she had another So I switched a real pimp on my back with my dick in her mouth I "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" She mumbled something, I know what she said Smoking on a joint gettin bomb-ass head Bitch said her was Theresa All on my dick like cheese on In the A-T-L where the grass is I fucked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and When I moved out there, I met Holly Five-foot one with a bad ass Freaky little bitch she was a She to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl went to Spellman Every day after school I aquired the I her to my house so I could get some I her real good and made the bitch cum She was hella limber, said her name was She wouldn't screaming, that's all I remember I had another freak, her name was When I first met the bitch she "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm coming straight Oakland, C-A no other way, like my girl Shante She lives in Atlanta, but she comes the Bay Let me hit that hometown on the strimp out for a nigga, treat me like a pimp You know I forget about the strippers Cinderella with the slipper Top down in the ain't spendin' no ends Fat bag of indo, all your friends It's like Lotto, you get a pick Bitches they heard I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, only one second Dick hard, bitches gettin' nekked
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
I another bitch, her name is Terri I lied to the bitch "It's time I get married" I see me pimpin' her So I fucked her door neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy caught me creepin' and said "Nigga don't play me!" But hoes liked to freak I used to 'em new niggas every other week I never would you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of this I made up I the name so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you know the bitch I the night with Monique in between the sheets It was her, her April and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it what you I be a fool wit' mine Like them niggas, I never would change Like my niggas up in spit the good game These hoes recognize when I come in the I ain't trickin bitch, so what you me for? Natalie, swearin' up and down I had to be the one Bitch lets have fun I fucked her, you thought I Short in the house and I keep on pimpin' So then I fucked the twins, Sharon and Went for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em Don't ask me who I first, it ain't my fault In the end, I still got the same
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the that I tell so well For fifteen years been a real player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
Hell yeah, I would forget Charlene We was real close like two sardines Talkin', laughin', kissin' and Next I know she started kissin' my dick You know the rest, before she I paged Mia I her "I got a new freak over here" She rushed over, I left and when I back Them hoes was lickin' They call me "Short" I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin' Gotta get the money, all thats happenin' She to be my love slave, I need some bug spray To keep these hoes I would tell you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of shit I made up I change the name so I can rhyme and So if it's you, you know the time
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales I tell so well For years I've been a real player So if you wanna get say hell yeah (hell yeah) And it don't Old Short Dog spittin' it Still it Gettin' that baby, Oakland You ain't