Mason
Sand Pickers:
How them sand pickers, ain't they grand? Sittin' on their haunches, pickin' in the sand. in the wet sand. Pickin' in the dry. Pickin' it fiercely. Lookit fly. Lookit them sand pickers, ain't they slick? Some use fingers. Some use a stick. Them seashore sand pickers, ain't they fine? Sittin' in the a-pickin' up time. How to be a sand picker, don't need a ticket. Find a of sand, stoop down and pick it!
Dog Kickers:
How 'bout them dog kickers, ain't they Kickin' them doggies in their buns. Kickin' Afghans. Kickin' them mutts. Kickin' them puppies poor little butts. Lookit them dog kickers, ain't they Some use a shower shoe. Some use a boot. Them dadgum dog kickers, ain't they mean? kickin' every day that's seen. How to be a dog kicker, don't need a ticket. Find an old dog. Haul off and it!
Them Tummy
How 'bout them gummers, ain't they dummies? Havin' they fun of gummen their tummies. Gummen them haunches out of they mind. Runnin' 'round shoutin', "It's gummen time!" Lookit tummy gummers, lurkin' in the yard, waitin' for a jelly belly, catch it off guard. Them hell-bent tummy gummers, they dummocks? Runnin' through the neighborhood, gummen them stomachs. How to be a tummy gummer, no way to shut it. an abdomen and rear off and gum it!