Mason
Them Pickers:
How 'bout sand pickers, ain't they grand? Sittin' on their haunches, pickin' in the sand. Pickin' in the wet sand. in the dry. Pickin' it fiercely. Lookit fly. Lookit them sand pickers, they slick? Some use their fingers. Some use a stick. Them sand pickers, ain't they fine? Sittin' in the sand a-pickin' up time. How to be a sand picker, don't need a ticket. a bunch of sand, stoop down and pick it!
Them Dog
How 'bout them dog kickers, ain't they crumbs? them doggies in their buns. Kickin' them Afghans. them mutts. Kickin' them puppies poor little butts. Lookit them dog kickers, ain't they cute? use a shower shoe. Some use a boot. Them dadgum dog kickers, they mean? Runnin' kickin' every day that's seen. How to be a dog kicker, don't need a ticket. an old dog. Haul off and kick it!
Tummy Gummers:
How 'bout them tummy gummers, ain't they dummies? Havin' they fun of gummen tummies. Gummen them haunches out of they mind. 'round shoutin', "It's tummy gummen time!" Lookit them tummy gummers, lurkin' in the yard, for a jelly belly, catch it off guard. Them hell-bent tummy gummers, they dummocks? Runnin' through the neighborhood, gummen them stomachs. How to be a tummy gummer, no way to it. Grab an abdomen and rear off and gum it!