Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, alright, yo, yo Yo, yo, alright, I'm gonna lay the chorus we go now
My mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom Valium and lots of drugs why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I know you're probably little of hearing' 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but is just a story of when I was just a shorty And how I became hooked on
Valium was in everything', that I ate The water that I drank, fucking' in my plate She just enough of it to season my steak So everyday I have at least stomach aches
Now tell me what kind of mother would to see her Son up to be an under-a-fuckin'-chiever? My teacher didn't I was gonna be nothin' either "What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the seat for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, your son has been ether that or the motherfucker's been puffin' reefer" But all this huffin' and wasn't what it was either It was neither, I was but it wasn't what she thought
Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you ain't my keeper, I'm What the fuck you on fuckin' with me for? Slut, you need to leave me the fuck alone, I ain't Go find you a white crayon and a fuckin' zebra
My mom loved Valium and lots of why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, ain't dinner, this is paint thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I ain't no complaints did I? Now here's a plate full of pain Now just wait till I crush the Valium and put it in potatoes"
"You little motherfucker, I'll make you sit And make that fuckin' face without even tastin' it You better lick the fuckin' plate, you ain't it Put your face in it I throw you in the basement again"
"And I ain't givin' in, you're gonna just sit there in one place Spinnin' again till next And if you still ain't finished it, I use the same again Then when I spinach dip, it will be placed in the shit"
"You little shit, wanna sit and play innocent A rack fell and hit me at K-Mart and they it Child support, your father, he ain't sent us And so if he did that, it's none of your dang business, kid"
My mom, there's no one quite like my mom I know that I should let bygones be But the reason why I am high what I'm high on
'Cause my mom loved Valium and of drugs why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom loved Now all I am is a animal I am what I am but I'm to the finish me Valium spinach But my buzz only last two minutes
But I don't swallow it without you in it I can't even write a rhyme you in it My Valium, my
Man, I never thought I could ever be a drug addict Nah, fuck that, I can't have it to me But that's what has ended up happenin', a tragedy Fuckin' it up, catchin' me
And it's probably where I got acquainted the taste, ain't it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She killed the dog with the medicine she done fed it Feed it a fuckin' and say that it has a headache
"Here, a snack, you hungry, you fuckin' brat? Look at that, it's a Xanax, it and take a nap Eat it," "But I need it," "Well, fuck it then break it up Take a little and beat it before you wake Nathan up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I feel like arguin' I'll do it, pop and it and start wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, drip I fall in bed With a bottle of meds and a Heath bobblehead
My mom Valium and lots of drugs why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom, I'm like her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Sorry Mom, I love you though Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, shit is hella hard, homie Yo, us on outta here