Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, alright, yo, yo Yo, yo, alright, I'm gonna lay the first we go now
My mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I you're probably little tired of hearing' 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but this is just a story of when I was just a And how I became hooked on
Valium was in everything', food I ate The water that I drank, fucking' in my plate She just enough of it to season my steak So everyday I have at least three aches
Now tell me what kind of mother would to see her Son grow up to be an My teacher didn't think I was gonna be nothin' "What the fuck you gum up under the fuckin' seat for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, son has been huffin' ether Either or the motherfucker's been puffin' reefer" But all this and puffin' wasn't what it was either It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't she thought
Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you my keeper, I'm sleepin' What the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me Slut, you need to leave me the fuck alone, I ain't Go find you a white crayon and color a zebra
My mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, ain't dinner, this is paint thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I hear no complaints did I? Now a plate full of pain killers Now just wait till I the Valium and put it in your potatoes"
"You little motherfucker, make you sit there And make that retarded fuckin' face without tastin' it You lick the fuckin' plate, you ain't wastin' it Put your face in it before I throw you in the again"
"And I ain't in, you're gonna just sit there in one fuckin' place again till next Thanksgivin' And if you ain't finished it, I use the same shit again when I make spinach dip, it will be placed in the shit"
"You little shit, wanna sit there and innocent A rack fell and hit me at K-Mart and they it support, your father, he ain't sent us shit And so what if he did that, none of your dang business, kid"
My mom, no one else quite like my mom I know that I let bygones be bygones But the reason why I am high what I'm high on
'Cause my mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom loved Now all I am is a animal I am what I am but I'm to the finish Wit' me spinach But my buzz only last two minutes
But I don't wanna swallow it you in it I can't even a rhyme without you in it My Valium, my
Man, I never thought that I could be a drug addict Nah, that, I can't have it happen to me But that's actually has ended up happenin', a tragedy passin' it up, catchin' me
And it's probably where I got acquainted the taste, ain't it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She killed the fuckin' dog the medicine she done fed it Feed it a fuckin' and say that it has a headache
"Here, want a snack, you hungry, you brat? at that, it's a Xanax, take it and take a nap Eat it," "But I don't need it," "Well, fuck it then it up Take a little piece and beat it before you wake up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I don't like arguin' I'll do it, pop and gobble it and wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, drip then I in bed With a bottle of meds and a Ledger bobblehead
My mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, I'm just her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Sorry Mom, I still you though Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, shit is hella hard, homie Yo, us on outta here