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My mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I know probably little tired of hearing' 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but is just a story of when I was just a shorty And how I became on Valium
Valium was in everything', that I ate The water I drank, fucking' peas in my plate She sprinkled just of it to season my steak So everyday I have at least three aches
Now tell me what kind of mother would to see her Son grow up to be an My teacher think I was gonna be nothin' either "What the fuck you stickin' gum up the fuckin' seat for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, your son has been ether Either that or the motherfucker's been reefer" But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she
Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you my keeper, I'm sleepin' What the fuck you keep on with me for? Slut, you to leave me the fuck alone, I ain't playin' Go find you a white crayon and a fuckin' zebra
My mom loved Valium and of drugs why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, this ain't dinner, this is thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no did I? Now here's a plate full of pain Now just wait I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes"
"You motherfucker, I'll make you sit there And make retarded fuckin' face without even tastin' it You lick the fuckin' plate, you ain't wastin' it Put your face in it before I throw you in the again"
"And I ain't givin' in, you're gonna just sit there in one fuckin' Spinnin' again next Thanksgivin' And if you still ain't it, I use the same shit again when I make spinach dip, it will be placed in the shit"
"You shit, wanna sit there and play innocent A rack fell and hit me at K-Mart and witnessed it Child support, your father, he sent us shit And so if he did that, it's none of your dang business, kid"
My mom, there's no one else quite my mom I know that I let bygones be bygones But she's the why I am high what I'm high on
'Cause my mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am I'm like her Because my mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom Valium Now all I am is a animal I am what I am but I'm strong to the Wit' me spinach But my buzz only last about two
But I don't wanna it without you in it I can't even write a without you in it My Valium, my
Man, I never thought that I could be a drug addict Nah, fuck that, I can't have it to me But actually what has ended up happenin', a tragedy passin' it up, catchin' me
And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She killed the dog with the medicine she done fed it Feed it a fuckin' and say that it has a headache
"Here, a snack, you hungry, you fuckin' brat? Look at that, it's a Xanax, it and take a nap Eat it," "But I don't it," "Well, fuck it then break it up Take a little piece and beat it you wake Nathan up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I don't feel like I'll do it, pop and it and start wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, drip then I in bed a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead
My mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom, I'm like her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Sorry Mom, I still love you Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, shit is hella hard, homie Yo, take us on here