I got a job in in a mall playing Santa Not of any talent but because I was the only one the would fit
Everybody shopping, little sticky kids Hopping on my lap with their in my beard I guess, they that I was really it
She sat on my lap and said to me "I'm twenty three and I someone You look someone who could Play with me stay with me, all day me"
'Cause I'm in no man's Can't seem to a real man You know, I'm for a steel man She said, "I'm in no land" I'm show you a real good time I'd gladly pay you overtime
She was to be mine But my job was on the Should I or should I go Or I didn't know?
I left fifty kids standin' in They were whining, were crying And their mothers they were In and I swear I never heard profanity
I dropped my on the floor They were trying to the door They were calling her a They were driven to insanity
We drove in her Mercedes Benz Dirty blond split ends in the She said, "I want to put you my tree You're just a little gift me to me"
'Cause I'm in no land Can't seem to find a man You know, I'm lookin' for a man She said, "I'm in no land" You know, I'm ready for a real good I'd pay you double overtime
She had all her life She lookin' to become my wife She said, "I you understand, I want a night full of man, Sonny"
She notice I was thin With a delicate Nor the of my skin Nor the scent of my other
She didn't see my disguises see it in my eyes She was in for a when She discovered my emotional
She said "Come and lay down on the with me It's here by the fire" She didn't know that was more of me She'd to learn to love all four of me
'Cause I'm in no man's I'm for the real me If only I feel me You know, I'm in no land Sometimes I gotta me It's really to stay me
Hey, I'm in no man's I'm looking for the me If I could feel me You know, I'm in no man's Sometimes I play me It's hard to stay me
Oh, I'm in no man's I'm for the real me If I could feel me