I got a job in Atlanta in a playing Santa Not because of any but because I was the only one the suit fit
Everybody shopping, little kids were Hopping on my lap their fingers in my beard I guess, they that I was really it
She sat on my lap and said to me "I'm twenty three and I need You like someone who could Play with me with me, all day with me"
'Cause I'm in no land seem to find a real man You know, I'm for a steel man She said, "I'm in no land" I'm gonna show you a real good I'd gladly pay you overtime
She was to be mine But my job was on the I stay or should I go Or I just know?
I left fifty kids standin' in They were whining, they crying And their mothers they were In and I swear I never heard such
I my suit on the floor They were trying to the door were calling her a whore They driven to nativital insanity
We drove away in her Mercedes Dirty split ends in the breeze She said, "I to put you under my tree You're just a little gift me to me"
I'm in no man's land Can't seem to find a man You know, I'm lookin' for a man She said, "I'm in no land" You know, I'm for a real good time I'd gladly pay you overtime
She had money all her She wasn't lookin' to become my She said, "I you understand, I just a night full of man, Sonny"
She didn't I was thin With a delicate Nor the softness of my Nor the of my other personalities
She didn't see through my see it in my eyes She was in for a when She my emotional plurality
She said "Come and lay down on the floor me It's warmer by the fire" She didn't know that was more of me She'd have to to love all four of me
'Cause I'm in no man's I'm for the real me If only I could me You know, I'm in no land Sometimes I play me It's really hard to me
Hey, I'm in no land I'm looking for the me If only I could me You know, I'm in no man's Sometimes I gotta me It's really to stay me
Oh, I'm in no land I'm for the real me If only I could me