I got a job in Atlanta in a playing Santa Not because of any but because I was the only one the suit fit
Everybody shopping, sticky kids were Hopping on my lap with their in my beard I guess, they thought I was really it
She sat on my lap and said to me "I'm twenty three and I need You like someone who could Play me stay with me, all day with me"
I'm in no man's land Can't seem to find a man You know, I'm for a steel man She said, "I'm in no land" I'm gonna show you a real good I'd gladly pay you overtime
She was beggin' to be But my job was on the Should I stay or I go Or I didn't know?
I left fifty kids in line were whining, they were crying And mothers they were screaming In hysterics and I I never heard such
I dropped my suit on the They trying to block the door They were calling her a They were to nativital insanity
We drove in her Mercedes Benz Dirty split ends in the breeze She said, "I want to put you under my You're just a little gift me to me"
I'm in no man's land Can't seem to a real man You know, I'm lookin' for a man She said, "I'm in no land" You know, I'm for a real good time I'd gladly pay you double
She had all her life She wasn't lookin' to become my She said, "I you understand, I just a night full of man, Sonny"
She didn't I was thin a delicate chin Nor the softness of my Nor the scent of my personalities
She didn't see my disguises see it in my eyes She was in for a when She discovered my emotional
She said "Come and lay on the floor with me It's warmer by the fire" She didn't know there was more of me have to learn to love all four of me
'Cause I'm in no man's I'm for the real me If only I could me You know, I'm in no land Sometimes I gotta me It's really hard to me
Hey, I'm in no man's I'm for the real me If I could feel me You know, I'm in no man's Sometimes I play me It's really hard to me
Oh, I'm in no man's I'm looking for the me If only I could me