I was in Friday's suckin' on a glass of wine When in a chick who almost struck me blind Had wet blue eyes and her were long and fine On a of one to ten, I'd give her a nine.
Now on my scale there ain't no ten's, you is about as far as any chick can go So I flashed her a smile, but she didn't even at me So for and good judgement, I'd give her a three.
I said, "Hey sweet thing, you like a possible eight You and me could, uh! make eighteen, if your on straight." She looked up and my perfect frame And said these that burned into my perfect brain.
She said, well, another one of those men Kind who all women on scales of one to ten And, you give me an eight, well, that's a generous to do Now, let's just see, just how I give you.
She said you on to me with that phony numbers jive Your makes me smile, I give it a five When you up I noticed that suit of (yores) last year's double-knit frayed-cuffs, give it a four.
That must be car parked out on the curb sixty-nine homemade convertible, a three and a third Now, as for your build, I guess (yore) than five Except, for your pot belly, I'd that a ten for size.
That wine you're pourin' might be to you But I'm used to champagne, I give it a two It's hard to what your flashin' smile is worth I give it a six, you could use dental work.
But, It's your struttin' rooster act really makes me laugh It may be a ten to these country hens, but to me a three and a And there really ain't much to add once the done Since ain't no zeroes, I give you a one!.
She walked out, while up and the line The whole bar was laughin', said' Bare, what happened to nine Nine says I, soon as she started to talk I knew She didn't have no class, I gave her a two.
Yeah! No how good they look at first flaws in all of them That's why on a of ten to one, friend ain't no ten.