I was sittin' in Friday's suckin' on a of wine When in walked a who almost struck me blind Had wet blue and her legs were long and fine On a scale of one to ten, I'd her a nine.
Now on my scale there no ten's, you know Nine is as far as any chick can go So I her a smile, but she didn't even look at me So for brains and judgement, I'd give her a three.
I said, "Hey sweet thing, you look like a eight You and me could, uh! make eighteen, if your on straight." She looked up and my perfect frame And said these words that burned into my brain.
She said, well, another one of macho-matician men Kind who grade all women on of one to ten And, you me an eight, well, that's a generous thing to do Now, just see, just how much I give you.
She said you comin' on to me with that phony numbers style makes me smile, I give it a five When you walked up I noticed suit of (yores) It's year's double-knit frayed-cuffs, give it a four.
That must be car parked out on the curb That sixty-nine homemade convertible, a three and a Now, as for your build, I guess (yore) than five Except, for your pot belly, I'd give a ten for size.
wine you're pourin' might be fine to you But I'm to fine champagne, I give it a two It's hard to tell what your flashin' is worth I it a six, you could use some dental work.
But, It's your struttin' rooster act that really me laugh It may be a ten to these country hens, but to me a three and a And there really ain't much to add once the subtractin's Since ain't no zeroes, I give you a one!.
She out, while up and down the line The whole bar was laughin', said' Bare, what happened to your Nine says I, hell soon as she to talk I knew She have no class, I barely gave her a two.
Yeah! No how good they look at first There's flaws in all of That's why on a scale of ten to one, ain't no ten.