I was naked in a Holiday Inn down in Orlando And it was the morning of the day of the year I didn't know who I was and I thought I mightve been Dando But if I was him then what the hell was I doing
So I myself one simple question What I do with the rest of my life? If I knew I couldnt fail, I I'd get the hell out of Orlando And find me a and beautiful wife
'Cause I want to do a damn thing And I to be appreciated And I to get paid well And I want to be hated
I dont want to do a damn lie in the sun And be loved, loved, Loved, by everyone
So I called up the front desk to see if I could a porno They said you have a credit card I said, Honey, Im pretty up but I aint got no Visa I said, Honey you please, uh, help me? She she was sorry but I think she was just disgusted
And I was kinda myself 'cause it had all come down to this And I felt like a pervert but it gets lonely When youre sitting in your hotel naked as a jaybird Down in in the middle of the night
So I up an old friend to see how he was doing But he sounded like a and it was like I barely knew him So I I had to go, then I couldnt take it any longer You know the desire to my naked body Out the floor of the Holiday Inn kept getting stronger
I tried to take a cold shower but I get my nerve up I just sat in hotel room and tried to cut my own hair That was the worst idea I had all day But goddamn, it lonely down in F L O R I D A
Then I to myself just what the hell was a jaybird And just what the hell does it look like and what the am I doing So I to write a song about it but this is all I got You know I sang it for your girlfriend and she said she it a lot
Except the part about myself And the part about trying to a rich wife She said, You should have to sea world You might have had a better
I said, Honey, thanks for the input, thanks for the But I that the only way Im ever going back to Orlando Is if I live twice
'Cause I want to do a damn thing And I to be appreciated And I to get paid well And I want to be hated
I dont want to do a thing lie in the sun And be loved, loved, Loved, by everyone