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I'd like to call somebody to the that you know as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his role

Paul is a with a unique point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
Please with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Paul

That was the of a golf ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong
Except generally hear

That's the sound of a between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 holes I golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would have been proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't sports very much
a vast number of sports that I'm not invlved in.
There's skiing
In order to water ski, really you swim, right?
not gonna stay up there all the time, now
And I don't like to swim,
You what swimming is to me?
alive when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to stay
Even Co2 cartriges

But I didn't come out here to about sports
I really, I came out here, Peter talks about
And I think of one material object that has more status in this country
the automobile
And it starts at a early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, want the car, right?
get cheaters permits so they can drive
You get a permit at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I it's really necessary because
You lose a lot of face calling up a and asking her
If you can peddle right over and her up, right?

They really go for that any more
And if you look back on all the you had the automobile
Aside from a few interesting saturday
You got to admit that one of the nicest of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna the car, ha haaa
day for a drive, I think I'll go out
Ha haaa haaa ha

And then, and then they level you with that giant killer,
HAVE YOU DONE YOUR

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 in the afternoon
The time is now 10 in the evening
The same 4 are in the same car
Well, whata you do?
I don't know, you wanna do?
Hey, we've driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all from our high
a minute, there's a car load over there
There's a place next to them, lets go get it

look at 'em
Here's the in the girls car you never heard

Here they
There are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time drive-ins first opened
And the used to come out to take your order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who it
I understand they're even putting in conveyor belts in drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls came running out in little skirts
them?
You in
And the little would come running up
May I take your sir?
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
don't, they don't let you flirt any more now
They give you a little box with a white button on it
A little speaker grill,

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe extra
The one you out here with the little white cup
With whatever that's in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for you know THICK
And we'd like two shakes thin
Water them down, or milk down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you what I mean?
Are you

Well, could you tell us we have please?

And six-packs
take it
And you get your food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's just a cup of you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of car, right
Remember there was a time when drive-ins opened
You used to pull in and get out, hellos, greetings
Evidentally some people were out and exchanging
Something a little heavier than and greetings
They have policemen there to you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your credit on the ground
Officer, that's my
I don't care who you are kid in the car
If you do get out, you be very careful
Because the new have radar now
So you have to crawl on your between the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, they'll me
Put your window

Power windows,
Whoo, is a pretty fancy car
Hey, you're a pretty broad

If you did to get out of the drive-in resturant without being maimed
was a sporting event taking place at the traffic light
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who drove a family sedan with black-wall tires
Automatic
next to him in a 1941 gray primer coated Ford
With it's rear end 2 off the ground
cans for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his arm draped over the steering wheel
His right hand gripped the gearshift lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened, and
Those of you who are not sure what I mean
By having bands tightened
The bands are the rings in an automatic
actually affect the gear change
Uh huh, give you an example
This is an with tight bands

This is an automobile with loose

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his bands
And he thinks that he show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 up over his left arm
This is the universal signlanguage among teenagers for
You probably recall Winston Churchill the war years
Which assumed meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Winston Churchill a cigar, right?
He used to hold it in here,
And occationally he turn to his friends on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the kids it up
The light
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get daring
He the automatic transmission down into low
He one foot on the brake
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra fast
He pulls the automatic transmission down low
And pushes on the accelerator five inches
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's have to have another band job
He's not gonna let THE KID him up
The light to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an
Looks out the window and The Kids not even
You know what's

He looks in the rear view mirror and The Kids still at the corner
He never races
He just sits there and the hell out of them