Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his role

Paul is a comedian with a unique point of and commentary
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
Please welcome with me to the stage, my good
My compatriot, Stookey

That was the sound of a ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ball
generally you'll hear

That's the of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 holes I played golf,
I did pretty good too, I you would have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports very
There's a vast number of sports that I'm not in.
water skiing
In order to water ski, really you should swim,
You're not gonna stay up all the time, now
And I like to swim, really
You know swimming is to me?
Staying when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to stay
Even swallow Co2

But I didn't come out here to about sports
I really, I out here, Peter talks about status
And I cannot think of one material object that has status in this country
Than the
And it starts at a very age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, want the car, right?
get cheaters permits so they can drive
You get a learners at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's necessary because
You lose a lot of calling up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle right over and her up, right?

don't really go for that any more
And if you look back on all the you had the automobile
Aside from a few interesting evenings
You got to that one of the nicest times of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna take the car, ha
Beautiful day for a drive, I I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and they level you with that giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 oclock in the
The time is now 10 oclock in the
The 4 guys are in the same car
Well, you wanna do?
I don't know, you wanna do?
Hey, we've been for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
Lets go to a drive-in and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, they are, but they're all from our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car load there
There's a place right to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the in the girls car you never heard

Here come
There are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time when first opened
And the girls used to come out to take order?
Now lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're even in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the girls came running out in short little skirts
Remember
You in
And the little girl would come up
May I take your sir?
Yes, but I don't it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you flirt any now
They give you a green box with a white button on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, like one cheeseburger deluxe special extra
The one you have out here the little white cup
With whatever that's in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, like two hamburgers medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know THICK
And we'd like two strawberry thin
Water them down, or milk down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand I mean?
Are you

Well, could you tell us what we have

And six-packs
take it
And after you get food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to
And you cannot get out of your car,
Remember there was a time drive-ins first opened
You to pull in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
Evidentally people were getting out and exchanging
a little heavier than hellos and greetings
They have policemen there to keep you in car
You can be 47 old and drop your credit cards on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I care who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you be very careful
the new resturants have radar now
So you to crawl on your belly between the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I come up, they'll spot me
Put your window

windows, huh?
Whoo, this is a pretty car
Hey, a pretty fancy broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant without being
There was a sporting event taking place at the traffic
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door sedan with black-wall tires
Automatic
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray coated Ford
With it's rear end 2 inches off the
Tomato for mufflers
his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped over the steering wheel
His hand gripped onto the gearshift lever
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite sure what I
By your bands tightened
The are the rings in an automatic transmission
Which actually affect the change
Uh huh, give you an example
This is an automobile with bands

This is an with loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his bands
And he thinks that he will THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 up over his left arm
This is the universal signlanguage among teenagers for
You probably recall Winston during the war years
Which assumed meant V for victory
Actually if you'll recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to it in here, right?
And he would turn to his friends on the stage and say
a drag?
See, and the picked it up
The light
The light changes to and Mr. Businessman decides to get very daring
He pulls the automatic transmission into low
He puts one on the brake
holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra fast start
He pulls the automatic transmission down low
And pushes down on the accelerator five
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's have to have another band job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The changes to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an
Looks out the and The Kids not even there
You know there?

He looks in the rear view mirror and The still back at the corner
He never anybody
He just sits there and the hell out of them