Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you as a folk singer
But you haven't met in his other role

Paul is a comedian with a unique point of and commentary
And in capacity, ladies and gentlemen
Please welcome with me to the stage, my good
My compatriot, Stookey

That was the of a golf ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, was a sound of a ping-pong ball
Except generally you'll

the sound of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports very
a vast number of sports that I'm not invlved in.
There's skiing
In order to water ski, you should swim, right?
You're not stay up there all the time, now
And I like to swim, really
You know swimming is to me?
Staying alive I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to afloat
Even swallow Co2

But I didn't out here to talk about sports
I really, I came out here, Peter about status
And I cannot think of one material object has more status in this country
the automobile
And it at a very early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids the car, right?
They get cheaters permits so can drive
You get a learners at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I it's really necessary because
You lose a lot of calling up a girl and asking her
If you can right over and pick her up, right?

They don't really go for that any
And if you back on all the times you had the automobile
from a few interesting saturday evenings
You got to admit that one of the nicest of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, take the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I I'll go out
Ha haaa haaa ha

And then, and they level you with that giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE HOMEWORK?

If you fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The time is now 10 oclock in the
The 4 guys are in the same car
Well, whata you do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, we've been for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
Lets go to a drive-in and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car over there
There's a place right next to them, go get it

Don't at 'em
the conversation in the girls car you never heard

Here they
There are
look at 'em

Remember the time drive-ins first opened
And the used to come out to take your order?
Now you're you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're even in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls came out in short little skirts
Remember
You in
And the little girl would running up
May I take order sir?
Yes, but I believe it's on the menu, ha ha
don't, they don't let you flirt any more now
They you a little green box with a white button on it
A speaker grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger special extra
The one you have out here with the little cup
With whatever that's in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know
And we'd like two strawberry shakes
Water them down, or them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand I mean?
Are you

Well, could you us what we have please?

And four
We'll it
And after you get your food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to
Even if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 to wait
And you get out of your car, right
there was a time when drive-ins first opened
You used to pull in and get out, exchange hellos,
some people were getting out and exchanging
Something a heavier than hellos and greetings
They have there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 old and drop your credit cards on the ground
Officer, that's my
I don't care who you are kid in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be very
Because the new resturants radar now
So you have to crawl on your belly the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I can't up, they'll spot me
Put down your

windows, huh?
Whoo, this is a fancy car
Hey, you're a pretty fancy

If you did to get out of the drive-in resturant without being maimed
There was a sporting event taking at the traffic light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family with black-wall tires
transmission
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray primer Ford
With it's rear end 2 inches off the
Tomato cans for
With his back to the window, his left arm draped over the steering wheel
His hand gripped onto the gearshift lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not sure what I mean
By having your bands
The bands are the rings in an transmission
Which actually affect the change
Uh huh, give you an example
This is an automobile tight bands

This is an automobile loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened
And he thinks that he will show THE KID a or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 up over his left arm
This is the universal signlanguage teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Winston Churchill the war years
Which assumed meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Winston Churchill a cigar, right?
He used to it in here, right?
And he would turn to his friends on the stage and say
a drag?
See, and the kids it up
The light
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman to get very daring
He pulls the automatic transmission into low
He puts one on the brake
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra fast
He pulls the transmission down into low
And pushes on the accelerator five inches
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna have to have band job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The changes to green, Mr. Businessman is off

at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an hour
Looks out the window and The Kids not there
You know what's

He looks in the view mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He never anybody
He just sits and scares the hell out of them