Luyện nghe bài hát Penis Song

Ladies and
Introducing, the song.
(oh no he didn't)
(Honk a dick)

This is my penis
I wish that I had a bigger
One that was quite a bit thick and way more long
One of porno king kong dongs

it out
I wish my was bigger, I can admit it
I'm above average on inches but I want a damn digit
If I had a big ol' cock would I do?
I'd probably go to Florida and it Katrina and screw
Get buck naked and streaking at my school
And get arrested but at the girls would be impressed
With my third leg and, and I'd go to a keg and
Do a keg stand, get drunk and do the man
With no on just to show off
My dick's than yours when mine is cold and soft
Haha, oh yeah I forgot that's not the cock that I have
I went out and party-bagged 'em and opened the package
And it fit me like Kriss Kross's old starter jackets
Trying to convince like, "Size doesn't matter,"
Anyways I'd probably just put it on backwards I mean
I know that god made us all and special
But shit did he really have to invent testicles?
I don't have them I just feel bad for the like you know the guys with
Their left one hangs like lower the right, kinda like a lazy eye like on your balls
I mean I don't know, I feel bad

is my penis song
I that I had a bigger shlong
One that was quite a bit thick and way more long
Fellas if ya'll feel me sing

Yo

Ladies!

Do you want a guy with an dick?
no
Then- wait you
No you dick
Okay cool, no that's fine

I promise, I'm so self
That's why you never see me skinny dippin' in
Always walkin' around with my hands in my pockets to pump blood into my guy Alfonso
I mean, goddamn I don't you girls understand
I've had a complex since that song Short Man
And even though girls have told me that I'm big when I watch a porno I feel a little kid
I mean, take Ron Jeremy
Now if a girl sees him compare him to me
And every MC in hip hop has got a cock
Or at talks about it in every song that they've got
I mean,
If I was hung I'd make a whole album called Me and My Dick
interludes of all the girls that I'd been with
And talk about my package and multiple
all that I see is that size does matter
We got Enzite, penis pumps surgery to
But when it all adds up you can't change it
I'm not a porno star I just gotta it
You know, can I do
song goes out to like all the like little bit above average dudes
So like all the small dudes, medium dudes but all you big dudes

This is my penis
I wish that I had a bigger
One that was quite a bit thick and way more long
Fellas if feel me sing along