Luyện nghe bài hát Penis Song

Ladies and
Introducing, the song.
(oh no he didn't)
(Honk a dick)

is my penis song
I wish I had a bigger shlong
One was quite a bit more thick and way more long
One of those king kong dongs

it out
I wish my dick was bigger, I can it
I'm average on inches but I want a damn double digit
If I had a big ol' what would I do?
I'd go to Florida and show it Katrina and screw
Get buck naked and streaking at my school
And get arrested but at least the girls would be
With my leg and, and then I'd go to a keg and
Do a keg stand, get and do the running man
With no on just to show off
My dick's bigger yours when mine is cold and soft
Haha, oh I forgot that's not really the cock that I have
I went out and 'em and quickly opened the package
And it fit me like Kriss Kross's old school starter
Trying to convince like, "Size doesn't matter,"
Anyways I'd probably just put it on backwards cause I
I know god made us all different and special
But shit did he really to invent lopsided testicles?
I don't have I just feel bad for the like you know the guys with like
Their left one hangs like lower than the right, kinda like a eye like on your balls
I mean I don't know, I feel bad

This is my penis
I wish that I had a shlong
One was quite a bit more thick and way more long
Fellas if feel me sing along

Yo

Ladies!

Do you want a guy with an dick?
no
Then- wait you
No you honkey
Okay that's cool, no fine

I promise, I'm so self
That's why you never see me dippin' in August
Always walkin' around with my hands in my pockets trying to pump blood into my guy
I mean, goddamn I don't you girls understand
had a complex since that song Short Short Man
And even though girls have told me that I'm big when I a porno I feel like a little kid
I mean, let's take Ron
Now if a girl him she'll compare him to me
And MC in hip hop has got a huge cock
Or at least talks about it in every song they've got
I mean,
If I was hung I'd make a whole album called Me and My Dick
With interludes of all the girls I'd been with
And talk about my package and multiple
'Cause all I see is that size does matter
We got Enzite, penis surgery to Viagra
But when it all adds up you can't change it
I'm not a porno star I just face it
You know, can I do
This song goes out to like all the like little bit average dudes
So like all the small dudes, medium dudes but all you big dudes

This is my song
I wish that I had a bigger
One was quite a bit more thick and way more long
if ya'll feel me sing along