Luyện nghe bài hát Penis Song

Ladies and
Introducing, the song.
(oh no he didn't)
(Honk a dick)

This is my song
I that I had a bigger shlong
One that was a bit more thick and way more long
One of those porno king kong

it out
I wish my was bigger, I can admit it
I'm average on inches but I want a damn double digit
If I had a big ol' what would I do?
I'd go to Florida and show it Katrina and screw
Get buck naked and start at my school
And get arrested but at least the girls be impressed
With my third leg and, and I'd go to a keg and
Do a keg stand, get drunk and do the man
With no on just to show off
My dick's bigger than yours when mine is cold and
Haha, oh I forgot that's not really the cock that I have
I went out and party-bagged 'em and opened the package
And it fit me like Kriss old school starter jackets
to convince myself like, "Size doesn't matter,"
Anyways I'd probably just put it on cause I mean
I know that god made us all and special
But shit did he really have to lopsided testicles?
I don't have them I just feel bad for the you know the guys with like
Their left one hangs like lower than the right, like a lazy eye like on your balls
I mean I don't know, I feel bad

This is my song
I wish that I had a bigger
One that was quite a bit more thick and way long
Fellas if feel me sing along

Yo

Ladies!

Do you want a guy with an average
no
Then- wait you
No you honkey
Okay that's cool, no that's

I promise, I'm so self
That's why you never see me dippin' in August
Always walkin' around with my hands in my pockets trying to pump blood into my guy
I mean, goddamn I don't think you girls
I've had a since that song Short Short Man
And even though girls have told me that I'm big I watch a porno I feel like a little kid
I mean, take Ron Jeremy
Now if a girl sees him she'll him to me
And every MC in hip hop has got a huge
Or at least talks about it in song that they've got
I mean,
If I was really hung I'd make a whole called Me and My Dick
interludes of all the girls that I'd been with
And talk my package and multiple orgasms
'Cause all I see is that size does matter
We got Enzite, penis pumps surgery to
But when it all adds up you really change it
I'm not a porno star I gotta face it
You know, can I do
This song goes out to like all the like little bit above dudes
So like all the small dudes, medium dudes but all you big stop

is my penis song
I wish that I had a shlong
One that was quite a bit thick and way more long
Fellas if ya'll me sing along