Ladies and The of phat, uhh, Phat or Wack? Uhh your friend and Chipperwink (Applause) Hello I'm Bink And is Phat or Wack! The rules are one of our teams will play music From upcoming album And the audience will judge by applause Now let's meet our Team number 1 the Southwest side of Detroit They are Violent J and Shaggy 2 The Clown Posse (Boo!) And team number 2 from the East side of are Jamie Madrox and the Monoxide Child (Boo!) Now let's Phat or Wack Alright team 1 first The Insane Posse, are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready Bink, we ready song are you gonna play for us? Terrible, umm Fuck the world, yeah Uhh, Bink the World, yup Ladies and This is Insane Clown Posse the World It's your to judge Phat or
Fuck, fuck that give it to me If I only could I'd set the on fire (x3) Say fuck the THE WORLD! 'em all 'EM ALL Fuck you, me, fuck us Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus Fuck Fuck the coast And everybody on the East Eat and die Or off at least Fuck pre-schoolers, rulers Kings and queens and gold wine coolers Fuck chickens, fuck Everybody in crew sucks Punk Fuck critics, your review Even if you like me, YOU! Fuck your Mom, fuck your Mama Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Llama the rain forest, fuck a Forest Gump You like it in the rump Fuck a shoe Fuck the deal And fuck all the Fuck all 52 states, And fuck...
(Buzz) Well, that sound means that time is out Ladies and gentlemen of the If you thought was phat hear a round of applause (Crickets chirp) Ewww, I'm Well, that could mean only one THAT WAS WACK! (Applause) Ok we're gonna move right along Team 2, Twiztid Are you gentlemen we straight Ok what's your first for us today? Hey, hey man they just hoed my Fuck the was the shit Naww, uh uh We gonna come with 2nd Hand sec, on? 2nd Hand Smoke, yeah 2nd Hand Smoke Alright and gentlemen prepare yourself This is Twiztid, 2nd Hand You be the or Wack?
Free your I represent the East side, no Fuck the We tell you to the deceased at least A grown man tellin you that he believe Practice to deceive, no tricks up my sleeve What the bitch, chuck bitch Why you talkin Better duck Before your get hit This shit is Twiztid deeper than that Old braid Stickier than jam and jelly phased, it Everybody else real talkin bout What you you heard bitch, Can it, your frontin wrong Dinner table Leavin' you in the corner with abrasions Part of the of Mind State Sleep in a dream, it's gone when I awake Mama think I'm a on play serial killa Fruitloop biting my mind like We survive like in cocoons and caskets Stretch the industry elastic So fantastic, like the Newport that I smoke Hit the motherfucka I choke I brag and I boast nothin Death, dying, and hoes So understand that he's something be heard I'm underground with the dirt and grime Smashin heads be my for rhyme I'm on like a motherfucka Leavin you hangin in the Standin in some comfortable shifts like Norris the chorus Second hand when you breath Remember what I told you believe You relieve on the Child and wild Travel the on nine cloud screaming loud Free mind Breath it in second hand Free mind it in second hand smoke You phony bitches shut...
(Buzz) Oh up Audience Phat or please (One clap, then blowing) Ohh I'm It seems that this also feels SHIT WAS WACK! Personally I think they both (Applause) Ok back to number 1 Uhh hopefully this time You'll come somethin A little likable for me and the audience (They suck) Are you Yeah man Yeah we ready fat the name of your selection? Uhh hold on hold on uhh I the bomb shit dawg The Shaggy Show, can't That's wack Aight then Terrible... Aight hey we you to play uhh Terrible, Bink Here it is, Insane Clown Posse, or Wack?
You don't know do ya? You wouldn't shit If it ripped into your ugly ass face You ain't even begun to expierence muthafucka Your Mama Your big fat chicken faced assed Mama Don't even know this drama, muthafucka Oh my god at that, turn it up please Poor Nancy Kerrigan's sweet knees took a black thing and went thump That's terrible we heard about it for What about one nobody guy that they found in the grass With his in his ass there was more But you won't Cause Michael squeezed up On some little kids you consider DRAMA Ain't all It's just that wack With your intergalactic satellite data Yes, but we feed the homeless And OJ's wack story unfolded watched that while Okalahoma exploded 900 good reasons why world don't really care Thats what it for a wheel chair! What you know terrible? Terrible, you don't what's terrible Terrible, what you know bout Terrible, you don't know terrible...
(Buzz) the buzzer Audience Phat or THAT WAS WACK! Ohh you fuckin suck Your sucks my dick Ok we'll move back here to team number 2 Twiztid are you Man you we ready Do you have a song we got a song What you go with Man it don't This (They booing everything) Yeah that's what I'm the Dead, fuck it Bink Bink you This is Twiztid the Dead Phat or
Wake up, to the sky Bring the shit and the dead will arise up, float to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the will arise on Space and dumpin in the yard I stoles your headstone from your grave Conscience and Seen dreams on tonights news Fallin a hole in the sky Will I You know the time multiplied with life, love, and lies Steppin in the Walkin my conscience Like an android I remain Underground, and know me well Bring it to the white lights of the depths of Walk through the time flux hand and hand with clear Chords are harmonious like the of windchimes back the rhyme and examine the fruit Rotten to the core buried in best suits crawling on they face, Eyes in they head your fuckin arms up and rock the dead Wake up, to the sky Bring the shit and the dead will arise Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked and the dead will arise on Got me a mic, and now we ache like the And all we wanna do is the dead So thoughts runnin all through my head But the only one that's is rock the...
(Buzz) up Ladies and or Wack? (Silence) Ohh as that was some sort of audience feels THAT WAS WACK! Ok gonna mosey on back over to team number 1 The Clown Posse Fella's are you Yeah, yeah we But I want uhh everyone in the audience To know y'all can my dick! That's great, but uhh save the drama for momma Man I'm bout to bring the drama to muthafuckin chin Punk ass I'm scared, it Now is your last chance Do you have a selection Man it Let's hit em up with Another Song Yeah they'll probably the pussy shit Uhh Another Love bitch Ok and gentlemen is Insane Clown Posse Another Love Song Phat or
Yeah, I mean I what your sayin I mean you got away in the moment And I could forgive you...I do that I do anything if I wanted to I buy you a Lexus Truck With a white leather (I could) I could kill off bears and dogs and shit Just to you a fur coat I love you and treat you with class (Oh yeah) And have fallin all out your ass But thinkin that I feel I'd rather you I got you in my car You ain't goin no were your dead I'd rather cut that neck in I'd rather out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and never you fucked my homie I'd cut that neck in half I'd rather out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and stop Because you my homie...
(Buzz) Well was a good song, (Fart) Not Well audience you built the Time to it shut or Wack? THAT WAS WACK! Well that's do it for Insane Clown Posse It's time for you guys to hit the door you're definitely wack Man you, fuck the show, fuck the audience (Ok) All y'all can off Man y'all Yo Jeckel Brothers out May 25th Yeah, yeah, Fuck off, fuck off, off Alright don't let the hit you on the ass We've seen it all come here so eager And so bitter (Hahaha) On to number 2 Ok Twiztid here's your last Are you Man we fuck you up muthafucka What's the selection you're gonna Uhh we got Umm there's a few but I'm you man There's crazy booin, I'm it don't matter How it feel? Bink bitch How does it It probably feels and gentlemen How it feel? Phat or
How it feel to be you How it feel to feel the way you do It's so And I don't care if you or you hate me I you muthafuckas bout to underrate me How does it to be you How it feel to feel the way you do It's so And I don't care if you like or you me I know you muthafuckas to underrate me You label me a schizophrenic Known on this for 2 things shit and automatic Mind gets in little walks through the woods you alive if I could Robin through the with a body in the trunk because he's known as a chump I him keep talking junk in my ear But else can hear I look around and I'm weird Palms are sweaty I'm to black out Last chance but nothing could this Twiztid sprout I'm all about mad Fuck you and the red Peon wrecking and skull Turning bitches to dust and when I you folks die Like I in the night, I let your soul fly So that I never touch ground Make it so your never found Unsolved Mystery Looking for nobody Every night on TV Try to get me to see My eyes closed and rolled Holdin a thought deep in my mind a car jack Another down in the middle of the street just kept moving they feet Treat me like a freak, so how am to act So you see me muthafucka...
(Buzz) There's the how did that feel? THAT WAS WACK! me about it Twiztid beat it (Man you it) Get the hell outta (Naww fuck that) We here all day Three strikes and out June 22nd Twiztid Mostasteless Yeah I know, go Yeah you know, you don't know nuthin Let the door Ok ladies and We're not gonna leave you with all wackness So as the roll like you to enjoy The all grand champion Danny K Now this is what music is about Until next I'm Chipperwolf And this has been Phat or (Some rapping) Promotional paid for By slash Psychopathic If for any reason you should care for or One of the groups that was Might I suggest you go up one of their albums The Clown Posse uhh the Amazing Jeckel Brothers Which will be in nationwide May 25th Or Twiztid will be in stores nationwide June 22nd As always we'd like to thank you for Participation in watching fine television program That's copyright 1999