Ladies and The host of phat, uhh, Phat or Uhh your and mine Chipperwink (Applause) Hello I'm Bink And this is or Wack! The rules are one of our teams will play music From upcoming album And the studio will judge by applause Now meet our contestants Team number 1 the Southwest side of Detroit They are J and Shaggy 2 Dope The Insane Posse (Boo!) And team 2 from the East side of Detroit They are Jamie Madrox and the Monoxide (Boo!) Now let's play or Wack Alright team number 1 The Insane Posse, are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready Bink, we ready song are you gonna play for us? Terrible, umm the world, yeah yeah Uhh, Fuck the World, yup and gentlemen This is Insane Clown Posse Fuck the It's turn to judge Phat or
Fuck, fuck that Fuck it to me If I only could I'd set the world on (x3) Say the world THE WORLD! 'em all 'EM ALL Fuck you, fuck me, us Fuck Tom, fuck Mary, Gus Dairius Fuck the coast And fuck on the East Eat and die Or fuck off at Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck Kings and queens and jewelers Fuck coolers chickens, fuck ducks Everybody in crew sucks Punk Fuck critics, your review Even if you me, FUCK YOU! Fuck your Mom, fuck your Mama Fuck the Beastie and the Daili Llama Fuck the rain forest, fuck a Forest You probably it in the rump a shoe pump Fuck the real And all the fakes Fuck all 52 states, And fuck...
(Buzz) Well, sound means that your time is out Ladies and gentlemen of the If you was phat let's hear a round of applause (Crickets chirp) Ewww, I'm Well, that mean only one thing SHIT WAS WACK! (Applause) Ok we're gonna move right along Team 2, Twiztid Are you gentlemen we straight Ok your first selection for us today? Hey, hey man they hoed my shit Fuck the World was the Naww, uh uh We gonna with 2nd Hand sec, this on? 2nd Hand Smoke, yeah yeah 2nd Smoke Alright and gentlemen prepare yourself is Twiztid, 2nd Hand Smoke You be the Phat or
Free your I represent the East side, no Fuck the We tell you to the deceased at least A grown man tellin you something he believe to deceive, no more tricks up my sleeve What the bitch, chuck bitch Why you talkin duck bitch Before dome get hit This shit is deeper than that Old French braid Stickier than jam and jelly phased, it Everybody else talkin bout something What you thought you bitch, Can it, your frontin wrong Dinner table Leavin' you pistol-whipped in the corner abrasions of the contamination of Mind State Sleep in a dream, hopin it's gone when I Mama think I'm a play on serial killa biting my mind like Godzilla We survive like in cocoons and caskets Stretch the industry elastic So fantastic, like the Newport that I smoke Hit the till I choke I brag and I about nothin Death, dying, and fuckin So understand that saying something Never be heard I'm with the dirt and grime Smashin heads be my for rhyme I'm on time like a Leavin you hangin in the Standin in some comfortable like Chuck Norris the chorus Second smoke when you breath Remember what I you always believe You on the Monoxide Child and wild Travel the world on cloud screaming loud your mind Breath it in hand smoke your mind Breath it in second hand You phony wanna shut...
(Buzz) Oh up Phat or Wack? Applause (One clap, wind blowing) Ohh I'm It that this audience also feels SHIT WAS WACK! Personally I think they both (Applause) Ok back to number 1 Uhh hopefully time gentlemen You'll with somethin A more likable for me and the audience (They suck) Are you Yeah man Yeah we ready fat What's the of your selection? Uhh hold on hold on uhh I have the shit dawg The Shaggy Show, fail That's wack Aight what? Terrible... Aight hey we want you to play uhh Terrible, Here it is, Clown Posse, Terrible Phat or
You don't know do ya? You know shit If it ripped into your bitch ass face You ain't even to expierence drama muthafucka Your Mama Your muthafuckin big fat chicken faced Mama even know about this drama, muthafucka Oh my god look at that, it up please Nancy Kerrigan's sweet little knees Somebody took a thing and went thump That's terrible we heard it for months What about that one nobody guy they found Dead in the his dick in his ass Unless there was But you won't Michael Jackson squeezed up On some kids balls What you DRAMA Ain't all It's just that wack With your intergalactic data compress Yes, but we can't the homeless And then OJ's wack unfolded Everybody watched that while Okalahoma 900 good reasons why this world really care Thats what it costs for a chair! you know bout terrible? Terrible, you know what's terrible Terrible, what you know bout Terrible, you don't know terrible...
(Buzz) the buzzer Audience Phat or THAT WAS WACK! Ohh you guys fuckin Your sucks my dick Ok we'll back over here to team number 2 are you ready? Man you we ready Do you have a selected? we got a song What you wanna go Man it don't This (They booing everything) Yeah that's I'm sayin the Dead, fuck it Bink Bink you This is Twiztid Rock the or Wack?
Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked and the dead will arise Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked and the dead will arise on Space and Mind dumpin in the I stoles your headstone from grave plot and confused Seen tomorrows on tonights news Fallin through a in the sky Will I You know the time multiplied with life, love, and lies Steppin in the through my conscience Like an android I remain Underground, and mental know me Bring it to the white lights of the of Hell Walk through the time flux hand and with clear mind are harmonious like the rhythm of windchimes Peel back the rhyme and examine the Rotten to the core buried in they best crawling on they face, Eyes sunk in they Throw fuckin arms up and rock the dead Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead arise up, float to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the will arise on Got me a mic, and now we like the dead And all we wanna do is the dead So many thoughts all through my head But the only one clear is rock the...
(Buzz) up Ladies and Phat or (Silence) Ohh as that was some of surprise audience feels THAT WAS WACK! Ok we're gonna mosey on back over to number 1 The Clown Posse are you ready? Yeah, yeah we But I uhh everyone in the studio audience To know y'all can my dick! That's great, but uhh the drama for your momma Man I'm to bring the drama to your muthafuckin chin ass bitch I'm scared, it Now is your last chance Do you have a selection Man it hit em up with Another Love Song Yeah they'll probably like the shit Uhh Another Song bitch Ok ladies and This is Insane Clown Posse Love Song Phat or
Yeah, I mean I hear your sayin I you got carried away in the moment And I forgive you...I could do that I do anything if I wanted to I could buy you a Lexus With a white interior (I could) I could kill off bears and dogs and shit to make you a fur coat I could love you and treat you class (Oh yeah) And have babies all out your ass But thinkin that I feel I'd kill you I got you in my car You ain't goin no were your dead I'd cut that neck in half I'd rather out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and stop you fucked my homie I'd rather cut that in half I'd choke out that bitch ass I'd rather and never stop you fucked my homie...
(Buzz) Well that was a song, (Fart) Not Well you built the casket to nail it shut Phat or SHIT WAS WACK! Well that's gonna do it for Insane Posse It's time for you guys to hit the door Cause definitely wack Man fuck you, fuck the show, fuck the (Ok) All can fuck off Man y'all Yo Jeckel Brothers out May juggalos Yeah, yeah, off, fuck off, fuck off Alright let the door hit you on the ass We've it all before People come so eager And so bitter (Hahaha) On to number 2 Ok Twiztid here's your last Are you Man we fuck you up muthafucka What's the selection you're gonna Uhh we got Umm a few but I'm tellin you man There's crazy booin, I'm like it don't How it feel? Bink bitch How it feel? It probably feels and gentlemen How it feel? Phat or
How it feel to be you How does it feel to the way you do It's so And I care if you like or you hate me I you muthafuckas bout to underrate me How it feel to be you How does it feel to the way you do It's so And I don't care if you like or you me I know you bout to underrate me You label me a paranoid Known on this for 2 things Talkin shit and Mind gets transferred in little through the woods you alive if I could Robin through the with a body in the trunk Unidentified because he's known as a I hear him keep talking in my ear But else can hear I look and I'm feeling weird Palms are sweaty I'm about to out Last chance but nothing stop this Twiztid sprout I'm all mad cussing you and the red Martian Peon and skull crushing Turning to dust and when I recite you folks die Like I creep in the night, I let your fly So that I never touch ground Make it so your never found Another Mystery Looking for nobody single night on TV Try to get me to see My eyes closed and rolled Holdin a thought deep in my mind a car jack Another break in the middle of the street People just moving they feet me like a freak, so how am supposed to act So you see me muthafucka...
(Buzz) There's the Audience how did that THAT WAS WACK! Tell me it beat it (Man you beat it) Get the hell here (Naww fuck that) We here all day Three strikes and out June 22nd fool Twiztid I know, go ahead Yeah you know, you don't know nuthin Let the door Ok ladies and not gonna leave you with all that wackness So as the credits like you to enjoy The all time champion Danny K Now this is what music is about next time I'm Chipperwolf And has been Phat or Wack (Some rapping) Promotional consideration for By Island Psychopathic If for any reason you care for or like One of the groups was wack I suggest you go pick up one of their albums The Insane Posse uhh Entitled the Jeckel Brothers Which will be in stores May 25th Or Twiztid Which be in stores nationwide June 22nd As always we'd like to thank you for Participation in watching this fine television That's copyright 1999