Ladies and The host of phat, uhh, or Wack? Uhh your and mine Chipperwink (Applause) Hello I'm Chipperwink And is Phat or Wack! The rules are Each one of our will play music From their album And the audience will judge by applause Now meet our contestants Team number 1 from the Southwest side of They are Violent J and 2 Dope The Clown Posse (Boo!) And team 2 from the East side of Detroit They are Jamie Madrox and the Monoxide (Boo!) Now let's play Phat or Alright number 1 first The Insane Clown Posse, are you Yeah, yeah I'm ready Bink, we What song are you gonna for us? Terrible, umm Fuck the world, yeah Uhh, Fuck the World, yup Ladies and This is Insane Clown Posse the World It's your to judge Phat or
Fuck, that shit give it to me If I could I'd set the world on fire (x3) Say the world THE WORLD! 'em all 'EM ALL Fuck you, fuck me, us Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus Fuck Fuck the West And everybody on the East Eat and die Or fuck off at pre-schoolers, fuck rulers Kings and queens and gold wine coolers Fuck chickens, ducks in your crew sucks Punk Fuck critics, fuck your Even if you like me, YOU! Fuck your Mom, fuck your Mom's the Beastie Boys and the Daili Llama Fuck the forest, fuck a Forest Gump You like it in the rump Fuck a pump the real deal And fuck all the all 52 states, oooh And fuck...
(Buzz) Well, that sound means that your is out Ladies and of the audience If you thought was phat hear a round of applause (Crickets chirp) Ewww, I'm Well, could mean only one thing SHIT WAS WACK! (Applause) Ok we're gonna move along here number 2, Twiztid Are you gentlemen Yeah we Ok what's your first selection for us Hey, hey man they just my shit Fuck the World was the Naww, uh uh We gonna with 2nd Hand sec, this on? 2nd Hand Smoke, yeah 2nd Hand Smoke Alright ladies and gentlemen yourself This is Twiztid, 2nd Smoke You be the Phat or
Free mind I represent the side, no peace the police We tell you to increase the deceased at A grown man tellin you that he believe Practice to deceive, no more tricks up my What the fuck bitch, chuck Why you shit? duck bitch Before dome get hit This shit is Twiztid deeper than Old French braid Stickier than jam and phased, kick it Everybody else real talkin something you thought you heard bitch, Can it, your frontin wrong Dinner conversations you pistol-whipped in the corner with abrasions Part of the contamination of State Sleep in a dream, hopin it's gone I awake Mama think I'm a play on play killa Fruitloop my mind like Godzilla We survive like catapillas in cocoons and Stretch the industry like So fantastic, like the cigarette that I smoke Hit the motherfucka till I I and I boast about nothin Death, dying, and hoes So understand that saying something Never be heard I'm with the dirt and grime heads be my reason for rhyme I'm on time a motherfucka Leavin you hangin in the Standin in comfortable shifts like Chuck Norris Check the Second hand smoke you breath Remember what I you always believe You relieve on the Monoxide and wild Travel the world on cloud screaming loud Free mind Breath it in hand smoke Free your Breath it in second hand You phony wanna shut...
(Buzz) Oh up Phat or Wack? Applause (One clap, wind blowing) Ohh I'm It seems this audience also feels SHIT WAS WACK! Personally I they both suck (Applause) Ok to contestants number 1 Uhh this time gentlemen come with somethin A more likable for me and the audience (They suck) Are you Yeah man Yeah we ready fat the name of your selection? Uhh hold on hold on uhh I have the shit dawg The Shaggy Show, can't That's dawg Aight what? Terrible... Aight hey we want you to uhh Terrible, Bink Here it is, Insane Posse, Terrible Phat or
You know shit do ya? You know shit If it ripped into ugly bitch ass face You ain't even begun to expierence drama muthafucka Your Your muthafuckin big fat faced assed Mama Don't know about this drama, muthafucka Oh my god look at that, turn it up Poor Nancy sweet little knees Somebody took a black thing and went terrible we heard about it for months What that one nobody guy that they found in the grass With his in his ass Unless there was But you recall Cause Jackson squeezed up On little kids balls What you consider all that It's just that wack With your satellite data compress Yes, but we can't the homeless And then OJ's story unfolded Everybody watched that Okalahoma exploded 900 good reasons why this world really care what it costs for a wheel chair! What you know terrible? Terrible, you don't what's terrible Terrible, what you know terrible? Terrible, you don't what's terrible...
(Buzz) There's the Audience or Wack? SHIT WAS WACK! Ohh you guys fuckin momma sucks my dick Ok we'll move back here to team number 2 Twiztid are you Man you we ready Do you a song selected? Yeah we got a you wanna go with Man it don't This (They booing everything) Yeah that's I'm sayin the Dead, fuck it Bink bitch you This is Twiztid Rock the Phat or
up, float to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the will arise Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the will arise on Space and Mind in the yard I stoles your headstone from your plot Conscience and Seen tomorrows dreams on news Fallin a hole in the sky Will I You know the time multiplied with this life, love, and in the darkness Walkin through my Like an android I remain Underground, and mental know me Bring it to the lights of the depths of Hell Walk through the time hand and hand with clear mind are harmonious like the rhythm of windchimes Peel back the rhyme and the fruit Rotten to the core buried in they suits Maggots crawling on face, sunk in they head Throw your fuckin arms up and the dead up, float to the sky Bring the shit and the dead will arise Wake up, to the sky Bring the wicked shit and the dead arise on Got me a mic, and now we ache the dead And all we do is rock the dead So many thoughts runnin all my head But the only one clear is rock the...
(Buzz) up Ladies and or Wack? (Silence) Ohh as that was some sort of audience feels THAT WAS WACK! Ok we're gonna mosey on back over to team 1 The Clown Posse Fella's are you Yeah, we ready But I want uhh everyone in the studio To y'all can suck my dick! That's great, but uhh save the for your momma Man I'm bout to bring the drama to your chin Punk ass I'm scared, it Now this is last chance Do you a selection ready? Man it Let's hit em up with Another Song Yeah they'll probably like the pussy Uhh Love Song bitch Ok ladies and This is Insane Posse Another Love Song Phat or
Yeah, I mean I hear your sayin I mean you got carried in the moment And I could forgive you...I do that I do anything if I wanted to I buy you a Lexus Truck a white leather interior (I could) I could kill off bears and dogs and shit Just to you a fur coat I could love you and treat you class (Oh yeah) And have fallin all out your ass But thinkin about I feel I'd kill you I got you in my car You ain't no were bitch your dead I'd cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out bitch ass I'd rather chop and never Because you fucked my I'd rather cut that in half I'd choke out that bitch ass I'd rather and never stop Because you my homie...
(Buzz) Well was a good song, (Fart) Not Well audience you the casket Time to nail it or Wack? THAT WAS WACK! Well that's gonna do it for Insane Clown Posse time for you guys to hit the door Cause you're definitely Man you, fuck the show, fuck the audience (Ok) All can fuck off Man y'all Yo Jeckel Brothers out May juggalos Yeah, yeah, Fuck off, off, fuck off don't let the door hit you on the ass We've it all before People come so eager And so bitter (Hahaha) On to team 2 Ok here's your last chance Are you Man we should you up Negative What's the selection you're play? Uhh we got Umm there's a few but I'm you man There's booin, crazy I'm like it don't How it feel? Bink bitch How does it It probably feels Ladies and How does it Phat or
How it feel to be you How does it feel to the way you do It's so And I care if you like or you hate me I know you bout to underrate me How does it to be you How does it to feel the way you do so decisive And I don't if you like or you hate me I know you muthafuckas to underrate me You me a paranoid schizophrenic Known on planet for 2 things shit and automatic Mind gets transferred in walks through the woods Bury you alive if I Robin through the with a body in the trunk Unidentified because he's as a chump I him keep talking junk in my ear But nobody can hear I look around and I'm weird are sweaty I'm about to black out Last chance but nothing could stop Twiztid sprout I'm all about mad you and the red Martian Peon wrecking and skull Turning bitches to and when I recite you folks die Like I creep in the night, I let your fly So high that I never touch Make it so your bodies never Another Mystery Looking for some Every single on TV Try to get me to see My eyes and rolled back Holdin a deep in my mind about a car jack break down in the middle of the street People kept moving they feet Treat me like a freak, so how am to act So you see me muthafucka...
(Buzz) the buzzer Audience how did that THAT WAS WACK! Tell me it Twiztid it (Man you beat it) Get the hell outta here (Naww that) We been all day Three strikes and out June 22nd fool Twiztid I know, go ahead Yeah you know, you don't nuthin bitch Let the close Ok and gentlemen We're not gonna leave you all that wackness So as the credits We'd like you to The all time grand Danny K Now this is what real is about Until time I'm Burt And has been Phat or Wack (Some rapping) Promotional paid for By Island Psychopathic If for any reason you should care for or One of the groups was wack I suggest you go pick up one of their albums The Insane Posse uhh Entitled the Jeckel Brothers Which will be in nationwide May 25th Or Twiztid will be in stores nationwide June 22nd As always we'd to thank you for your Participation in this fine television program That's copyright 1999