Ladies and May I have attention please? Do you wake every morning in and despair To discover your pillow is covered hair ought not to be there?
Well, ladies and now on you can waken with ease You need never again have a or care I will show you a miracle marvelous Gentlemen, you are to see something What from the dead on the top of my head
'Twas Pirelli's Miracle That's did the trick, sir True, sir, true, was it quick, Did it in a tick, sir like an elixir ought to do
How a bottle, mister? costs a penny, guaranteed Penny buys a bottle, I know You need, ah, let's go
Go and tug, sir Go ahead, sir, Does stimulate the growth, sir? You can my oath, sir
'Tis unique, rub a Stimulatin', you'll have to thin it Once a
Gently dab it, gets to be a Soon be enough, sir Somebody can it See that with hair like Shelley's? You can tell used Pirelli's
Let me a bottle Make two me, sir, what's that awful stink? Smells to me piss and looks like ink
Buy Pirelli's elixir what's slick, sir Soon sprouts curls, try they see how thick, sir You can have pick, sir, of the girls
See Pirelli's Miracle Grow a wick, sir Then fuzz, the Pirelli's make it thick, sir Like a good elixir always
Trust If your is sick, sir Fix it in a nick, sir Don't look Pirelli's miracle elixir do the trick, sir
What the money? If got a kick, sir What about the is this Pirelli? Go and get
Tell it to the Of the miracle If got a kick, sir What our money? is this Pirelli?