Ladies and May I have your attention Do you every morning in shame and despair To discover your pillow is covered hair What ought not to be
Well, and gentlemen From now on you can waken with You need never again have a worry or I will show you a miracle marvelous Gentlemen, you are to see something What rose the dead on the top of my head
'Twas Miracle elixir what did the trick, sir True, sir, true, was it quick, Did it in a tick, sir Just like an elixir to do
How about a bottle, Only costs a penny, Penny buys a bottle, I don't You need, ah, let's go
Go and tug, sir Go ahead, sir, Pirelli's stimulate the growth, sir? You can my oath, sir
unique, rub a minute Stimulatin', Soon you'll have to it a week
Gently dab it, to be a habit there'll be enough, sir Somebody can it See that with hair like Shelley's? You can tell used Pirelli's
Let me a bottle that two Pardon me, sir, that awful stink? Smells to me like piss and looks ink
Buy Pirelli's elixir what's slick, sir Soon curls, try Pirelli's they see how thick, sir You can your pick, sir, of the girls
See Miracle elixir a little wick, sir Then fuzz, the Pirelli's make it thick, sir Like a good always does
Trust If hair is sick, sir Fix it in a nick, sir Don't look Just miracle elixir do the trick, sir
What about the If got a kick, sir about the money? Where is Pirelli? Go and get
Tell it to the Of the elixir If got a kick, sir What about our Where is Pirelli?