Ladies and May I have attention please? Do you wake every in shame and despair To discover pillow is covered with hair What not to be there?
Well, ladies and now on you can waken with ease You need never again a worry or care I will show you a marvelous rare Gentlemen, you are about to see What from the dead on the top of my head
'Twas Pirelli's elixir what did the trick, sir True, sir, true, was it quick, Did it in a tick, sir Just like an ought to do
How a bottle, mister? costs a penny, guaranteed Penny a bottle, I don't know You need, ah, let's go
Go and tug, sir Go ahead, sir, Does Pirelli's the growth, sir? You can my oath, sir
unique, rub a minute Stimulatin', you'll have to thin it Once a
Gently dab it, to be a habit Soon be enough, sir Somebody can it See chap with hair like Shelley's? You can 'e's used Pirelli's
Let me a bottle that two Pardon me, sir, what's awful stink? to me like piss and looks like ink
Buy Miracle elixir Anything slick, sir Soon sprouts curls, try they see how thick, sir You can have your pick, sir, of the
See Pirelli's elixir a little wick, sir Then fuzz, the Pirelli's make it thick, sir Like a good always does
Trust If your is sick, sir Fix it in a nick, sir Don't grim Just Pirelli's elixir do the trick, sir
What the money? If got a kick, sir about the money? Where is this Go and get
it to the mixer Of the elixir If got a kick, sir about our money? Where is Pirelli?