(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you done put your on me Why didn't you just leave that hangin' in the tree You make us hate our husbands, our and our boss Why I can't even count the good I've already lost Cause of PMS blues, PMS I don't even like myself, but it's something I help I got those God almighty, slap PMS blues Most I'm easy going, some say I'm good as gold But when I'm PMS I tell ya, I turn and cold Those not afflicted with it are affected just the You poor old men didn't to grin and say "I feel your pain" PMS blues, PMS You know you must forgive us for we not what we do I got those stop crying, dishes flying PMS blues
But you know we help it We even know the cause But as soon as this part's over, then comes the Oh, Lord, Oh, We're going to always be a of fun Like the devil taking my body, suffering, suffering, suffering suffering, huh?
But a had to write this song, a man would be scared to Lest he be called a chauvenist or fall victim to PMS blues You know we'd kill for than that PMS You don't want to cross my a pitbull ain't no match For these teeth a clenchin', retention a swellin', can't stop yellin' Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, premenstrual Got those moods a swingin', a slingin' Nothin' fits me it hits me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only time in my life I think about wishing I'd been a man But you know that means one thing If I'd have been a man, I'd be somewhere right this minute some old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful woman With those old PMS PMS I don't want to talk about it, we could do without it Got those treat your kids bad, you talk back Gone ballistic, lowdown, bitch to be around PMS