(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you put your curse on me Why didn't you just leave that apple in the tree You make us our husbands, our lovers and our boss Why I can't even count the good friends I've lost of PMS blues, PMS blues I don't even like myself, but it's something I help I got those God almighty, somebody PMS blues times I'm easy going, some say I'm good as gold But when I'm PMS I ya, I turn mean and cold not afflicted with it are affected just the same You poor old men didn't have to grin and say "I your pain" PMS blues, PMS You know you forgive us for we care not what we do I got those can't stop crying, dishes PMS blues
But you know we help it We don't even the cause But as soon as this part's over, then the menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, We're going to be a heap of fun Like the devil over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering suffering, huh?
But a woman had to write song, a man would be scared to Lest he be called a chauvenist or fall victim to Those PMS You know we'd kill for less that PMS You don't to cross my path Cause a pitbull no match For these a clenchin', fluid retention Head a swellin', stop yellin' Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, syndrome Got those moods a swingin', a slingin' Nothin' fits me it hits me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only time in my life I ever think wishing I'd been a man But you know only means one thing If I'd have been a man, I'd be somewhere this very minute With old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful woman those old PMS blues PMS I don't want to talk about it, we both could do it Got those treat your kids bad, you talk back Gone ballistic, lowdown, bitch to be around PMS