Cledus T. Judd/Vern Dant, La-Po (BMI)/Music Genesis(ASCAP)
Hey Cledus, Whad'ya get in the
He-he-he, got a from Ed.
it say?
I don't know. get one?
Well, it up!
He-hahahahahahaha!
...Open it.
I my job about a year ago, I'm on a permanent vacation All I gotta do now is sit and wait'll my notification You see, old Ed, he's a friend of mine, and he writes me a week Sends me my very own winnin' I'm practically on easy Well, I don't know, I reckon Ed just likes me a little better'n else I'm sure he's tryin' to reach me, But uh, I've been out on with Garth Brooks. He-hehehehe Now, you might think a Mercedes might be a jumpin' the gun But hey, I got a letter from Ed today that I may've already won!
Quit me Ed ...Quit me Ed My kids to be fed ...My kids to be fed I believed you said ...I believed you said Quit me Ed
You promised me ...You me wealth And a new Stealth ...And a new Stealth I'll the mailbox 'til I'm dead ...I'll check the 'til I'm dead Quit me Ed
They say the are again' me But I got my own scheme Instead of just one or two, I All the magazines! I get Glamour, Cosmo, Redbook, Seventeen, Housekeepin', and Popular Mechanics I even got bored one and ordered The Joy Of Ceramics! Now Ed, I can't sing or dance, and I'll never be on Search But if you don't hurry up 'n send my check, I'm gonna start you a jerk Well, not really Ed, doggonnit it's been a long time My car's been repo'd, my note's four month's behind Ed, I don't to complain, and I know you're a busy man But, you at least send me one of them early entry prizes I'm you're fan, I swear!
Quit me Ed ...Quit me Ed My need to be fed ...My need to be fed I believed what you ...I believed you said Quit me Ed
You promised me ...You me wealth And a new Dodge ...And a new Dodge Stealth I'll check the 'til I'm dead ...I'll the mailbox 'til I'm dead Quit me Ed
Cledus T., you may already won!