Luyện nghe bài hát Quit Teasin' Me Ed

Cledus T. Dant, La-Po Music (BMI)/Music Genesis(ASCAP)

Hey Cledus, get in the mail?

He-he-he, got a from Ed.

it say?

I don't know. D'you get

Well, it up!

He-hahahahahahaha!

...Open it.

I quit my job about a ago, I'm on a permanent vacation
All I gotta do now is sit and wait'll my notification
You see, old Ed, he's a of mine, and he writes me once a week
Sends me my own winnin' numbers
I'm practically on easy
Well, I don't know, I reckon Ed just likes me a little everybody else
I'm sure he's been to reach me,
But uh, I've out on tour with Garth Brooks. He-hehehehe
Now, you might think a Mercedes might be a jumpin' the gun
But hey, I got a letter from Ed today that said I already won!

Quit me Ed
...Quit me Ed
My kids to be fed
...My need to be fed
I believed you said
...I believed what you
teasin' me Ed

You me wealth
...You me wealth
And a new Stealth
...And a new Dodge
I'll check the 'til I'm dead
...I'll check the mailbox 'til I'm
teasin' me Ed

They say the odds are me
But I got my own scheme
of just one or two, I order All the magazines!
I get Glamour, Cosmo, Redbook, Seventeen, Good Housekeepin', and Mechanics
I even got bored one time and The Joy Of Ceramics!
Now Ed, I can't sing or dance, and never be on Star Search
But if you don't hurry up 'n send my check, I'm start thinkin' you a jerk
Well, not Ed, doggonnit it's been such a long time
My car's repo'd, my house note's four month's behind
Ed, I don't mean to complain, and I know you're a man
But, could you at least send me one of early entry prizes
I'm biggest fan, I swear!

teasin' me Ed
...Quit me Ed
My need to be fed
...My kids to be fed
I what you said
...I believed you said
teasin' me Ed

You me wealth
...You promised me
And a new Stealth ...And a new Dodge Stealth
check the mailbox 'til I'm dead
...I'll the mailbox 'til I'm dead
Quit me Ed

Cledus T., you may already won!