Cledus T. Judd/Vern Dant, Music (BMI)/Music Genesis(ASCAP)
Hey Cledus, Whad'ya get in the
He-he-he, got a from Ed.
What's it
I don't know. D'you get
Well, it up!
He-hahahahahahaha!
...Open it.
I quit my job about a year ago, I'm on a permanent All I do now is sit back and wait'll my notification You see, old Ed, he's a of mine, and he writes me once a week Sends me my very own winnin' I'm practically on street Well, I don't know, I reckon Ed likes me a little better'n everybody else I'm sure been tryin' to reach me, But uh, been out on tour with Garth Brooks. He-hehehehe Now, you might think pricin' a Mercedes might be a the gun But hey, I got a letter from Ed today that I may've already won!
teasin me Ed ...Quit me Ed My kids to be fed ...My kids to be fed I believed you said ...I believed you said Quit me Ed
You promised me ...You me wealth And a new Stealth ...And a new Stealth I'll the mailbox 'til I'm dead ...I'll check the mailbox I'm dead teasin' me Ed
They say the odds are me But I got my own little Instead of just one or two, I All the magazines! I get Glamour, Cosmo, Redbook, Seventeen, Good Housekeepin', and Popular I even got one time and ordered The Joy Of Ceramics! Now Ed, I can't sing or dance, and never be on Star Search But if you don't hurry up 'n send my check, I'm gonna thinkin' you a jerk Well, not really Ed, doggonnit been such a long time My car's been repo'd, my note's four month's behind Ed, I don't mean to complain, and I know a busy man But, could you at least send me one of them entry prizes I'm you're fan, I swear!
teasin' me Ed ...Quit me Ed My need to be fed ...My need to be fed I believed you said ...I what you said Quit me Ed
You promised me ...You me wealth And a new Dodge Stealth ...And a new Stealth check the mailbox 'til I'm dead ...I'll check the 'til I'm dead teasin' me Ed
Cledus T., you may already won!