Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your But I'm only going to get one chance Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, on) Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't what If that means, what I it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any You were just what the ordered
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, box? said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot
But for me to rap like a computer must be in my I got a laptop in my back My go off when I half-cock it Got a fat knot from that rap a living and a killing off it Ever Bill Clinton was still in office With Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack I'm an MC still as But as rude and indecent as all syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) This slickety, gibbedy, hip hop You don't really wanna get into a pissing match this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The exact same time I attempt lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing That I'll be able to break a motherfuckin' table Over the back of a of faggots and crack it in half Only realized it was I was signed to Aftermath after the fact How could I not blow? All I do is F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a It's disastrously bad For the wack while I'm masterfully this masterpiece as
I'm to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people the front to the back nod, back nod Now who their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? Let me show you this shit ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got Well, to be truthful the blueprint's rage and youthful exuberance Everybody loves to for a nuisance Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the since get taken to school with this music Cause I use it as a to bust a rhyme Now I lead a new school full of Me? I'm a of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Inspired enough to one day grow up, up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and induct them into the Rock n' Roll Hall of Even though I walk in the church and burst in a of flames Only Hall of Fame I be in is the alcohol of fame On the wall of You fags think it's all a 'til I walk a flock of flames Off of planking, tell me in the fuck are you thinking? Little gay boy So gay I can say it with a straight face looking boy You witnessing a Like you watching a church take place looking boy Oy vey, that gay, that's all they say looking boy You get a up, pat on the back And a way to go from your label everyday boy Hey, boy, what you say looking boy? I got a "hell yeah" Dre looking boy I'mma work for I have ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy Basically boy you're gonna be capable To keep up the same pace looking boy
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the nod, back nod The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Dale Earnhardt of the park, the White Trash God before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be Thor and be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin' And I should not be I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie But I got mom deep throating I'm out my ramen noodle, we have in common, poodle I'm a doberman, yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil It's me, my honesty's But it's honestly futile if I utilize what I do though For good at least in a while So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I and doodle rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in cause even you unsigned Rappers are hungry at me like it's lunchtime I know was a time where once I Was of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind So I rhymes, but sometimes when you combine with the skin color of mine You get too big and here they come to, Censor you like one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP One where I tried to say I seven kids from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a See if I get away with it now that I as big as I was, but I've Morphed into an immortal coming the portal You're in a time warp from 2004 though And I know what the fuck that you rhyme for You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking You're like normal, fuck normal And I just bought a new from the future To just come and shoot ya like when made Ray J mad 'Cause Fab said he looked a fag at Maywhether's pad Singin' to a man while played piano Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable So Ray J went straight to the radio the very next day "Hey, Fab, kill you" Lyrics at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you I'm a human I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of So anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm stating, more than never demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's Never fading, and I know that the are forever waiting For the day that can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating I know the way to get 'em motivated I elevating music, you make elevator music Oh, he's too Well, that's what do when they get jealous, they confuse it It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to it rock, shock rap with Doc Throw on Lose Yourself and 'em lose it I don't know how to songs like that I know what words to use Let me know it occurs to you While I'm any one of these verses diverse as you curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you How many verses I gotta to, Prove that if half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh! School flunkie, pill But look at the accolades the skills me of myself, but still hungry I myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to And I'm a million leagues above you, ill I speak in tongues But it's still tongue in cheek, you I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but But in my there's something I can feel tugging and struggling Angels fight with devils, here's they want from me They me to eliminate some of the women hate But if you take consideration the bitter hatred that I had Then you may be a little patient and sympathetic to the situation And the discrimination But it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then But if I can't batter the how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then? Don't mistake it for It's a mistake if you think I need to be overseas And a vacation to trip a broad And her fall on her face and don't be a retard Be a Think not, why be a king when you can be a God?