Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to your feelings But I'm only going to get this one Something's wrong, I can it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on) Just a feeling I've got, like something's to happen, but I don't know what If that means, I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any You were just what the doctor
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the to the back nod, back nod Now who their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? They said I rap like a robot, so call me
But for me to rap like a must be in my genes I got a laptop in my back My pen'll go off I half-cock it Got a fat from that rap profit Made a and a killing off it Ever since Bill was still in office With Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack I'm an MC still as But as rude and as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rap a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing That still be able to break a motherfuckin' table Over the back of a couple of faggots and it in half Only realized it was ironic I was to Aftermath after the fact How I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack Rappers are having a rough time period, a Maxipad It's actually bad For the wack I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long to slap box, slap box? Let me show you maintaining this ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap like I have got Well, to be truthful the blueprint's rage and youthful exuberance loves to root for a nuisance Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but for the moon since get taken to school with this music Cause I use it as a to bust a rhyme Now I lead a new full of students Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Shabazz, 2Pac N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, you, they got Slim Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a To meet Run DMC and induct into the motherfuckin' Rock n' Hall of Fame Even though I walk in the church and burst in a of flames Only Hall of I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame On the wall of You fags think it's all a 'til I walk a flock of flames Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you gay looking boy So gay I can barely say it with a straight face boy You witnessing a Like you watching a church take place looking boy Oy vey, boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy You get a thumbs up, pat on the And a way to go from your label everyday boy Hey, looking boy, what you say looking I got a "hell yeah" Dre looking boy I'mma work for I have Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face boy boy you're never gonna be capable To keep up with the same pace boy
'Cause I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the to the back nod, back nod The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the Trash God Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard,
So you be Thor and be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off then I'm reloading immediately these bombs I'm totin' And I should not be I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a floating But I got mom deep throating I'm out my ramen noodle, we nothing in common, poodle I'm a doberman, pinch in the arm and pay homage, pupil It's me, my brutal But it's honestly futile if I utilize what I do though For good at least once in a So I wanna make sure somewhere in chicken scratch I scribble and doodle Enough rhymes to to try and help get some people through tough times But I gotta keep a few just in case cause even you unsigned are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime I know there was a where once I Was of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you Appeal with the color of mine You get too big and here they trying to, you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP One where I tried to say I take kids from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a See if I get away with it now that I as big as I was, but I've Morphed into an immortal coming through the You're stuck in a time warp 2004 though And I don't what the fuck that you rhyme for pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows You're like normal, fuck being And I just bought a new from the future To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous Ray J mad 'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at pad to a man while they played piano Man, oh man, was a 24/7 special on the cable channel So Ray J went straight to the station the very next day "Hey, Fab, I'mma you" coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you I'm a human What I gotta do to get it to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and glue to you I'm stating, more than never demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling it's levitating Never fading, and I know that the are forever waiting For the day that can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating Cause I the way to get 'em motivated I make music, you make elevator music Oh, too mainstream Well, that's what they do when get jealous, they confuse it It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I a hella way to fuse it With rock, shock rap Doc on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it I don't know how to make like that I know what words to use Let me know when it to you I'm ripping any one of these verses diverse as you It's curtains, I'm hurtin' you How many verses I murder to, Prove if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh! School flunkie, junky But look at the the skills brung me of myself, but still hungry I bully myself cause I make me do I put my mind to And I'm a million leagues above you, ill I speak in tongues But it's tongue in cheek, fuck you I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the seat Bumping D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky But in my head there's I can feel tugging and struggling Angels fight with devils, here's what they want me asking me to eliminate some of the women hate But if you take into consideration the bitter that I had you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation And the discrimination But fuck it, life's you lemons, make lemonade then But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake Don't mistake it for It's a fatal if you think I need to be overseas And take a vacation to trip a And her fall on her face and don't be a retard Be a king? not, why be a king when you can be a God?