Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt feelings But I'm only going to get this one Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, on) Just a I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what If means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as as you say, I'm not taking any chances You were what the doctor ordered
I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to box, slap box? They said I rap like a robot, so call me
But for me to rap a computer must be in my genes I got a laptop in my pocket My pen'll go off I half-cock it Got a fat knot from that rap Made a living and a off it Ever since Bill was still in office With Monica feeling on his nut-sack I'm an MC still as But as rude and as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop You really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The exact time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing That I'll be able to break a motherfuckin' table Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in Only realized it was ironic I was signed to after the fact How could I not All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack Rappers are a rough time period, here's a Maxipad It's disastrously bad For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing masterpiece as
I'm to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long to slap box, slap box? Let me show you maintaining this shit that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality I have got Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful Everybody to root for a nuisance Hit the earth like an asteroid, did but shoot for the moon since MC's get taken to school this music Cause I use it as a vehicle to a rhyme Now I lead a new full of students Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Shabazz, 2Pac N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a To meet Run DMC and induct them into the Rock n' Roll Hall of though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames Only of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame On the of shame You fags it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames Off of planking, tell me in the fuck are you thinking? gay looking boy So gay I can barely say it a straight face looking boy You a massacre Like you watching a church gathering take place boy Oy vey, that boy's gay, all they say looking boy You get a thumbs up, pat on the And a way to go from your everyday looking boy Hey, looking boy, you say looking boy? I got a "hell yeah" from Dre boy I'mma work for everything I ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy Basically boy you're never gonna be To up with the same pace looking boy
'Cause I'm to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my from the front to the back nod, back nod The way I'm around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar Dale Earnhardt of the park, the White Trash God Kneel before General Zod planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be Thor and be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off then I'm reloading immediately with bombs I'm totin' And I should not be I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie But I got mom deep throating I'm out my noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle I'm a doberman, yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil me, my honesty's brutal But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do For at least once in a while So I wanna make sure somewhere in this scratch I scribble and doodle Enough rhymes to maybe to try and get some people through tough times But I keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime I there was a time where once I Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Monch grind So I rhymes, but sometimes when you combine Appeal with the skin of mine You get too big and here they come to, Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" the Marshall Mathers LP One where I tried to say I take seven kids Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a and a nine See if I get away with it now I ain't as big as I was, but I've Morphed into an immortal coming the portal You're stuck in a time warp from though And I don't know what the fuck you rhyme for You're pointless as with fucking cornrows You're like normal, fuck normal And I just bought a new from the future To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous Ray J mad 'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at pad to a man while they played piano Man, oh man, was a 24/7 special on the cable channel So Ray J went straight to the station the very next day "Hey, Fab, I'mma you" Lyrics coming at you at speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of So that you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating, more never demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like levitating Never fading, and I that the haters are forever waiting For the day that can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating I know the way to get 'em motivated I make music, you make elevator music Oh, too mainstream Well, that's what do when they get jealous, they confuse it not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it With rock, rap with Doc Throw on Lose and make 'em lose it I don't know how to songs like that I don't know what to use Let me when it occurs to you I'm ripping any one of these verses diverse as you It's curtains, I'm inadvertently you How many I gotta murder to, Prove that if you're half as at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh! flunkie, pill junky But look at the accolades the brung me Full of myself, but hungry I bully myself cause I me do what I put my mind to And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in But it's tongue in cheek, fuck you I'm drunk so Satan the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat Bumping D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky But in my head there's I can feel tugging and struggling fight with devils, here's what they want from me They asking me to some of the women hate But if you take into consideration the bitter that I had Then you may be a little patient and sympathetic to the situation And the discrimination But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, lemonade then But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a then? mistake it for Satan It's a fatal mistake if you I need to be overseas And take a vacation to trip a And her fall on her face and don't be a retard Be a king? Think not, why be a king you can be a God?