Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your But I'm only going to get this one Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Shady, you're on) Just a feeling got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what If means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any You were just the doctor ordered
I'm to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are enough to slap box, slap box? They said I rap like a robot, so me Rapbot
But for me to rap like a computer must be in my I got a in my back pocket My pen'll go off I half-cock it Got a fat from that rap profit a living and a killing off it Ever since Bill was still in office With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his I'm an MC as honest But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, (Kill 'em all with) This slickety, gibbedy, hip hop You don't really wanna get into a pissing with this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The exact same time I these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing That I'll still be to break a motherfuckin' table Over the of a couple of faggots and crack it in half Only realized it was I was signed to Aftermath after the fact How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, my wrath of attack Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a It's disastrously bad For the while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? Let me you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got Well, to be the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance Everybody loves to root for a Hit the like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since get taken to school with this music Cause I use it as a vehicle to a rhyme Now I a new school full of students Me? I'm a of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, you, they got Slim Inspired enough to one day grow up, up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and induct them the motherfuckin' Rock n' Hall of Fame Even though I in the church and burst in a ball of flames Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame On the wall of You fags think it's all a game 'til I a flock of flames Off of planking, me what in the fuck are you thinking? Little gay boy So gay I can barely say it with a straight face boy You a massacre Like you watching a gathering take place looking boy Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all say looking boy You get a up, pat on the back And a way to go from your label everyday boy Hey, boy, what you say looking boy? I got a "hell yeah" Dre looking boy I'mma work for I have Never ask for shit, get outta my face looking boy Basically boy you're gonna be capable To keep up the same pace looking boy
'Cause I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the nod, back nod The way I'm around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar Dale Earnhardt of the park, the White Trash God Kneel General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off then I'm immediately with these bombs I'm totin' And I should not be I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie But I got your mom throating I'm out my ramen noodle, we have in common, poodle I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, It's me, my honesty's But honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though For good at once in a while So I wanna make somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times But I keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned Rappers are hungry looking at me it's lunchtime I know there was a where once I Was of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind So I crunch rhymes, but when you combine Appeal with the color of mine You get too big and here they come to, Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" the Marshall Mathers LP One I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a See if I get away with it now I ain't as big as I was, but I've Morphed into an immortal through the portal You're in a time warp from 2004 though And I don't what the fuck that you rhyme for You're as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows You're like normal, being normal And I bought a new Raygun from the future To just come and shoot ya when Fabolous made Ray J mad Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether's pad Singin' to a man while played piano Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 on the cable channel So Ray J straight to the radio station the very next day "Hey, Fab, kill you" Lyrics at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a What I do to get it through to you I'm superhuman and I'm made of rubber So that anything you ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating, more than demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's Never fading, and I know that the haters are waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be Cause I know the way to get 'em I elevating music, you make elevator music Oh, he's too Well, that's what do when they get jealous, they confuse it It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a way to fuse it rock, shock rap with Doc Throw on Yourself and make 'em lose it I don't know how to make like that I don't know words to use Let me know when it to you While I'm any one of these verses diverse as you It's curtains, I'm inadvertently you How many verses I gotta to, Prove that if half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh! School flunkie, junky But look at the accolades the skills me Full of myself, but hungry I bully myself cause I me do what I put my mind to And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I in tongues But it's still tongue in cheek, you I'm so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat Bumping D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky But in my head something I can feel tugging and struggling fight with devils, here's what they want from me They asking me to some of the women hate But if you take into consideration the hatred that I had Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the And understand the But fuck it, handing you lemons, make lemonade then But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I to bake them a cake then? Don't mistake it for It's a mistake if you think I need to be overseas And a vacation to trip a broad And make her on her face and don't be a retard Be a king? Think not, why be a when you can be a God?