Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your But I'm only going to get this one wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on) Just a feeling I've got, like about to happen, but I don't know what If that means, I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not any chances You were just what the ordered
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, nod Now who thinks their are long enough to slap box, slap box? They said I rap like a robot, so call me
But for me to rap like a computer be in my genes I got a laptop in my back My pen'll go off I half-cock it Got a fat knot from that rap a living and a killing off it Ever since Bill Clinton was still in Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack I'm an MC still as But as rude and indecent as all syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop You don't really wanna get into a match with this rappidy rap a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table Over the back of a couple of faggots and it in half Only realized it was I was signed to Aftermath after the fact How could I not All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack Rappers are a rough time period, here's a Maxipad It's actually bad For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this as
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to box, slap box? Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the to rap immortality like I have got Well, to be truthful the blueprint's rage and youthful exuberance loves to root for a nuisance Hit the earth like an asteroid, did but shoot for the moon since get taken to school with this music Cause I use it as a vehicle to a rhyme Now I a new school full of students Me? I'm a of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, got Slim Inspired to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and them into the motherfuckin' Rock n' Roll of Fame Even though I walk in the church and in a ball of flames Only Hall of Fame I be in is the alcohol of fame On the of shame You fags think it's all a game I walk a flock of flames Off of planking, tell me in the fuck are you thinking? gay looking boy So gay I can say it with a straight face looking boy You witnessing a Like you watching a gathering take place looking boy Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all say looking boy You get a thumbs up, pat on the And a way to go from your label everyday boy Hey, looking boy, what you say boy? I got a "hell yeah" Dre looking boy work for everything I have Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my looking boy Basically boy never gonna be capable To keep up with the same looking boy
'Cause I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my from the front to the back nod, back nod The way I'm racing the track, call me Nascar, Nascar Dale Earnhardt of the park, the White Trash God Kneel General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin' And I not be woken I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie But I got your mom throating I'm out my ramen noodle, we have in common, poodle I'm a doberman, pinch in the arm and pay homage, pupil It's me, my honesty's But it's honestly if I don't utilize what I do though For at least once in a while So I wanna sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle Enough rhymes to maybe to try and get some people through tough times But I gotta a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned Rappers are hungry looking at me it's lunchtime I know there was a where once I Was king of the underground, but I still rap I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind So I crunch rhymes, but when you combine Appeal with the skin color of You get too big and here come trying to, Censor you like one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP One where I tried to say I take seven from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a and a nine See if I get away with it now that I as big as I was, but I've Morphed into an coming through the portal You're in a time warp from 2004 though And I don't what the fuck that you rhyme for You're as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows like normal, fuck being normal And I just bought a new from the future To come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether's pad Singin' to a man they played piano Man, oh man, was a 24/7 special on the cable channel So Ray J straight to the radio station the very next day "Hey, Fab, kill you" coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama lamaa lamaa you assuming I'm a human What I do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of So that you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating, than never demonstrating How to give a audience a feeling like it's levitating fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, be celebrating Cause I the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music, you make elevator Oh, too mainstream Well, what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I a hella way to fuse it With rock, rap with Doc Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em it I don't know how to songs like that I don't what words to use Let me when it occurs to you While I'm ripping any one of verses diverse as you curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you How verses I gotta murder to, that if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh! School flunkie, junky But look at the accolades the skills me of myself, but still hungry I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my to And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in But still tongue in cheek, fuck you I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm in the front seat Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, chunky, but funky But in my head there's something I can feel and struggling Angels fight with devils, here's what they from me They asking me to eliminate some of the hate But if you into consideration the bitter hatred that I had Then you may be a little patient and more to the situation And understand the But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make then But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to them a cake then? Don't it for Satan It's a fatal mistake if you think I to be overseas And take a to trip a broad And make her fall on her face and don't be a Be a king? Think not, why be a when you can be a God?