Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt feelings But I'm going to get this one chance Something's wrong, I can it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on) a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what If that means, what I it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any You just what the doctor ordered
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the to the back nod, back nod Now who their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? They said I rap like a robot, so call me
But for me to rap like a computer must be in my I got a laptop in my back My pen'll go off I half-cock it Got a fat knot that rap profit Made a and a killing off it Ever since Bill was still in office With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his I'm an MC still as But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, (Kill 'em all with) This slickety, gibbedy, hip hop You really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The exact same time I attempt these acrobat stunts while I'm practicing That I'll be able to break a motherfuckin' table Over the back of a couple of and crack it in half Only realized it was ironic I was signed to after the fact How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my of attack Rappers are a rough time period, here's a Maxipad actually disastrously bad For the while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
I'm to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap Let me show you this shit ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the to rap immortality like I have got Well, to be truthful the blueprint's rage and youthful exuberance loves to root for a nuisance Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the since MC's get to school with this music I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme Now I a new school full of students Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, you, they got Slim Inspired to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherfuckin' n' Roll of Fame Even though I walk in the and burst in a ball of flames Only of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame On the of shame You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a of flames Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you gay looking boy So gay I can barely say it with a face looking boy You a massacre Like you watching a church gathering take looking boy Oy vey, that gay, that's all they say looking boy You get a thumbs up, pat on the And a way to go from your label everyday boy Hey, looking boy, what you say boy? I got a "hell yeah" Dre looking boy work for everything I have Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face boy Basically boy you're gonna be capable To keep up the same pace looking boy
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, nod The way I'm racing around the track, me Nascar, Nascar Dale of the trailer park, the White Trash God Kneel before General Zod planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off then I'm reloading with these bombs I'm totin' And I not be woken I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a head, a zombie floating But I got mom deep throating I'm out my noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle I'm a doberman, yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil It's me, my honesty's But honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though For good at once in a while So I make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle Enough rhymes to to try and help get some people through tough times But I gotta keep a few punchlines in case cause even you unsigned Rappers are hungry at me like it's lunchtime I know there was a where once I Was of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind So I crunch rhymes, but when you combine Appeal with the skin color of You get too big and here they come to, Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Mathers LP One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a See if I get away with it now that I as big as I was, but I've Morphed into an immortal through the portal stuck in a time warp from 2004 though And I don't what the fuck that you rhyme for You're as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows You're like normal, being normal And I just bought a new Raygun the future To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous Ray J mad 'Cause Fab he looked like a fag at Maywhether's pad Singin' to a man while they piano Man, oh man, that was a special on the cable channel So Ray J went straight to the radio the very next day "Hey, Fab, kill you" coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama lamaa duma you assuming I'm a human I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and glue to you I'm never stating, more than never How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's Never fading, and I that the haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be I know the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music, you make music Oh, he's too Well, that's what they do when get jealous, they confuse it It's not hip hop, it's pop, I found a hella way to fuse it With rock, rap with Doc Throw on Lose Yourself and 'em lose it I don't how to make songs like that I know what words to use Let me know it occurs to you While I'm ripping any one of verses diverse as you It's curtains, I'm inadvertently you How many I gotta murder to, Prove that if you're half as nice at songs you can virgins too uh! flunkie, pill junky But look at the the skills brung me Full of myself, but still I bully cause I make me do what I put my mind to And I'm a million leagues above you, ill I speak in tongues But it's still in cheek, fuck you I'm drunk so Satan the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, chunky, but funky But in my head there's I can feel tugging and struggling Angels fight with devils, here's what they want me They asking me to some of the women hate But if you take into consideration the bitter that I had you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation And understand the But fuck it, life's you lemons, make lemonade then But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a then? mistake it for Satan It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be And take a vacation to a broad And make her fall on her and don't be a retard Be a Think not, why be a king when you can be a God?