Too Short, Mc
Rap me, you'll go straight to the top, keep doing what you're doing And you're to get dropped like a trick, nothings even up my sleeve A million albums sold and hard to believe well it's true homeboy not a lie, I used to sell tapes on sunny side I used to catch the 40 bus the way Me and Fred Benz, slanging tapes all things, that we did Grab the and start making hits You Mc, I hate to cap You make hit and you still can't rap I said it before
I'll say it again you believe me, ask your fans I walked into Cali The place was packed, Sir Too Short don't stop rap I keep my rhymes, all the time, you got no rhymes So you to mine I'm not starting a fight, just telling it right The best damn rapper who grabbed the mic His name is Too Short, now shut your In '81 I was rocking the house, I'm a hustler, baby, up I hustle every day and I sell drugs
I don't run no gangs, don't shoot no Gave the same damn to the Oakland Vice But if you keep pushing, just you When they see me on the strip, coming I break it down so vicious it'll your back With the beat so loud playing Too Short That's it, I'm set no need to that bullshit I a, Oak town, big time sound just enough beat to get on down
So, you other rappers listen to mine, you wouldn't Short Dog rapping nursery rhymes call my rap trash, jam the Put a sticker on the cover, X-rated funk, it's me You say I won't go far but I won't stop rapping I rap so hard From here to New York, back to I bumped your girlfriend, say I didn't warn ya All this time you said she's your hoe you really shouldn't Baby all that she gave it all to me 'cause I fuck so good
I on the girls in my neighborhood 'cause when I'm freaky I rap, I spit a rap to a freak, I rarely ever about a sucker Mc I go platinum, it's just like 'em, bitch Short Dog in the house, starting some shit, Mc's and Mc's roll But the albums they make go gold I was young, I knew I'd be one of the best Every time I a song it came out so fresh I was the King of the Oak town, spitting my
10 years later, ain't nothing changed the boss of the bay And I know what they say call me Godfather And they call you gay get it, it's 1990 Your girlfriend's out there to find me She heard about me, I fucked her friend I she wants to see if I can do it again You want to be like me, so bad The dream all you Mc's had
If you could rap like me, you wouldn't the dream Start rapping quit flapping like a chicken If could rap like me, say you're so great But when they about you, they say you're so fake And as the go by, you can't forget, the way I make you feel trip Mc's like you, I've seen 'em before, you keep on fuck Too Short But I'm a better Mc than you and ain't a damn thing you can do, but
On the TV screen, in the magazines when they you You just up things, you're on an ego trip And you're fronting like you're down, you're not the first rapper From the Oakland town, you're a new Jack, and you can't even rap You trip? Trip on that I'm like Mc Lyte checking hoes tonight If you're not a real rapper, get off the mic 'cause a fake Mc A never complete you'd better learn to rap like me
you want to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short
Whenever I rap, you it noise I'm tearing up shit up like The Acorn boys on 10th street, I got a big freak, you learn To speak, you're weak 'cause it's the Oak town And they all get down to the rhythm of the Too funky sound It goes boom, on ya Dangerous from Oakland, California Just don't front 'cause Short Dog is hard, if you my rap
I tear your ass apart like this, it lasts forever You a song and I make one better You say I cuss, I say you're eyes pop open like paper plates, you fronting Mc, I hate to cap I make hit with the vicious raps, I said it before, I'll say it again The boy ain't nothing but one of my like silicon titties
Can you 'em? How can a fake rapper get with a real one? Shit, I'm rapping man I like you the Klu Klux Klan Mc's want to front on me? My posse got a real Mc, Too and it don't stop And it stop, and it won't stop 'cause I'm Too Short baby On the and I'm macing
Thought you to be like, Too Short you want to be like, Too Short Thought you want to be like, Too Thought you to be like, Too Short
Now back to the subject, my boy Mc you say You can't rap like me, rappers like me real hits Rappers like you talk bullshit, I told my boys a new Funky drummer in town, you're trying to be like James If I couldn't be me, who would I be? I damn wouldn't be A sucker Mc 'cause I'm not you, my game is true
I pimped these and I pimped you, Too 'cause I'm boss And boss the rules, you disobey and you be a fool One, remember how it all began guess, the answer is Oakland Two, better learn to rap like me or you like to be a fake Mc Three, never down on a player I wouldn't care if you was Astaire but not least, number four don't ever mess with Too Short, bitch
Thought you want to be like, Too Thought you want to be like, Too