Too Short, Mc
Rap like me, you'll go straight to the top, keep what you're doing And you're to get dropped like a trick, nothings even up my sleeve A million albums sold and it's hard to believe well it's true It's not a lie, I used to sell tapes on side I to catch the 40 bus around the way Me and Benz, slanging tapes all these things, that we did Grab the microphone and making hits You Mc, I hate to cap You make hit records and you still can't rap I it before
I'll say it you don't believe me, ask your fans When I walked into The place was packed, Sir Too Short don't that rap I rapping my rhymes, all the time, you got no rhymes So you listen to mine I'm not starting a fight, just it right The best damn rapper who grabbed the mic His name is Too Short, now your mouth In '81 I was the house, I'm a hustler, baby, coming up I hustle day and I don't sell drugs
I don't run no gangs, don't no dice Gave the same damn speech to the Vice But if you keep pushing, just you When they see me on the strip, coming I break it down so vicious it'll your back With the so loud playing Too Short raps That's it, I'm set no need to talk that I need a, Oak town, big time sound just beat to get on down
So, you other rappers listen to mine, you catch Short Dog rapping nursery call my rap trash, jam the junk Put a sticker on the cover, funk, it's just me You say I won't go far but I won't stop rapping 'cause I rap so From here to New York, to California I bumped your girlfriend, don't say I didn't ya All this time you said she's hoe you really shouldn't give Baby all that dough she gave it all to me 'cause I so good
I practice on the girls in my 'cause when I'm freaky I rap, I a rap to a freak, I rarely ever think about a sucker Mc I go platinum, it's just like 'em, bitch Short Dog in the house, starting some shit, Mc's rock and roll But the albums they make never go I was young, I knew I'd be one of the best Every I made a song it came out so fresh I was the King of the Oak town, my game
10 later, ain't nothing changed still the boss of the bay And I know what they say they call me And they call you gay get with it, it's Your girlfriend's out there to find me She heard about me, I her best friend I guess she to see if I can do it again You want to be me, so damn bad The impossible dream all you had
If you could rap like me, you wouldn't have the rapping quit flapping like a chicken wing If could rap like me, say you're so great But they talk about you, they say you're so fake And as the days go by, you forget, the way I make you feel trip Mc's you, I've seen 'em before, you keep on saying fuck Too Short But I'm a better Mc than you and a damn thing you can do, but trip
On the TV screen, in the magazines when they you You just make up things, on an ego trip And fronting like you're down, you're not the first real rapper From the Oakland town, you're just a new Jack, and you even rap You trip? Trip on that I'm like Mc Lyte checking hoes tonight If you're not a real rapper, get off the mic 'cause a fake Mc A song's never complete you'd learn to rap like me
you want to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short
Whenever I rap, you call it noise I'm up shit up like The Acorn boys on 10th street, I got a big freak, until you To speak, realize weak 'cause it's the Oak town And all get down to the rhythm of the Too Short funky sound It goes boom, on ya Dangerous Crew Oakland, California Just don't front Short Dog is hard, if you answer my rap
I tear your ass apart just like this, it forever You make a song and I make one You say I cuss, I say fake Your eyes pop open like plates, you fronting Mc, I hate to cap I make hit with the vicious raps, I said it before, I'll say it again The boy ain't nothing but one of my fans like silicon
Can you feel 'em? How can a fake get with a real one? Shit, I'm that man I like you like the Klu Klan Mc's want to front on me? My posse got a real Mc, Too Short and it don't And it stop, and it won't stop 'cause I'm Too Short baby On the microphone and I'm
you want to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short you want to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short
Now back to the subject, my boy Mc you say You can't rap like me, rappers like me real hits Rappers like you bullshit, I told my boys there's a new Funky drummer in town, trying to be like James Brown If I be me, who would I be? I damn sure wouldn't be A sucker Mc 'cause I'm not like you, my is true
I pimped hoes and I pimped you, Too 'cause I'm boss And boss makes the rules, you and you be a fool One, remember how it all began guess, the answer is Oakland Two, you'd better learn to rap like me or you to be a fake Mc Three, never talk down on a I care if you was Fred Astaire but not least, number four don't ever mess with Too Short, bitch
Thought you want to be like, Too you want to be like, Too Short