Too Short, Mc
Rap like me, you'll go straight to the top, keep doing what you're And you're sure to get dropped like a trick, even up my sleeve A million albums sold and it's to believe well it's true homeboy It's not a lie, I to sell tapes on sunny side I used to the 40 bus around the way Me and Fred Benz, tapes all these things, that we did Grab the microphone and start hits You fronting Mc, I to cap You make hit records and you still can't rap I it before
I'll say it again you don't believe me, ask your When I walked into The place was packed, Sir Too don't stop that rap I keep my rhymes, all the time, you got no rhymes So you to mine I'm not starting a fight, just telling it right The damn rapper who ever grabbed the mic His name is Too Short, now shut your In '81 I was rocking the house, I'm a hustler, baby, up I hustle every day and I don't sell
I don't run no gangs, don't no dice the same damn speech to the Oakland Vice But if you keep pushing, like you When they see me on the strip, coming I break it down so vicious it'll break back the beat so loud playing Too Short raps That's it, I'm set no need to talk that I a, Oak town, big time sound just enough beat to get on down
So, you other rappers listen to mine, you wouldn't Short Dog rapping nursery call my rap trash, jam the junk Put a sticker on the cover, X-rated funk, it's me You say I won't go far but I won't rapping 'cause I rap so hard From to New York, back to California I bumped your girlfriend, don't say I warn ya All this you said she's your hoe you really shouldn't give Baby all that dough she gave it all to me 'cause I so good
I practice on the girls in my neighborhood 'cause when I'm I rap, I spit a rap to a freak, I rarely ever think a sucker Mc I go platinum, it's just like 'em, bitch Dog in the house, starting some shit, Mc's rock and Mc's roll But the albums they make never go I was young, I knew I'd be one of the best Every time I made a song it out so fresh I was the of the Oak town, spitting my game
10 years later, ain't nothing changed the boss of the bay And I know what they say call me Godfather And they call you gay get it, it's 1990 Your girlfriend's out trying to find me She heard about me, I fucked her friend I guess she wants to see if I can do it You want to be like me, so bad The impossible dream all you had
If you could rap like me, you wouldn't have the Start rapping quit like a chicken wing If could rap me, they say you're so great But when they talk about you, they say so fake And as the days go by, you can't forget, the way I make you trip Mc's like you, seen 'em before, you keep on saying fuck Too Short But I'm a better Mc than you and a damn thing you can do, but trip
On the TV screen, in the magazines when they you You just up things, you're on an ego trip And you're like you're down, you're not the first real rapper From the town, you're just a new Jack, and you can't even rap You wanna trip? Trip on I'm like Mc Lyte checking hoes tonight If you're not a real rapper, get off the mic 'cause a fake Mc A never complete you'd better learn to rap like me
Thought you want to be like, Too you want to be like, Too Short
Whenever I rap, you call it I'm tearing up shit up like The Acorn boys on 10th street, I got a big freak, you learn To speak, realize you're weak 'cause it's the Oak And they all get to the rhythm of the Too Short funky sound It goes boom, on ya Dangerous from Oakland, California Just don't front 'cause Short Dog is hard, if you my rap
I tear your ass apart like this, it lasts forever You make a song and I make one You say I cuss, I say fake Your pop open like paper plates, you fronting Mc, I hate to cap I make hit records with the vicious raps, I it before, I'll say it again The boy nothing but one of my fans like silicon titties
Can you feel 'em? How can a fake rapper get with a real Shit, I'm that man I like you like the Klu Klan Mc's want to front on me? My got a real Mc, Too Short and it don't stop And it stop, and it won't stop 'cause I'm Too Short baby On the microphone and I'm
Thought you want to be like, Too you want to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short
Now to the subject, my boy Mc whatever you say You rap like me, rappers like me make real hits Rappers like you talk bullshit, I told my there's a new Funky drummer in town, you're trying to be James Brown If I couldn't be me, who I be? I damn sure wouldn't be A sucker Mc 'cause I'm not you, my game is true
I pimped these and I pimped you, Too 'cause I'm boss And boss makes the rules, you and you be a fool One, how it all began don't guess, the answer is Oakland Two, you'd better learn to rap like me or you like to be a Mc Three, never talk down on a I wouldn't care if you was Astaire Last but not least, number don't ever mess with Too Short, bitch
Thought you to be like, Too Short Thought you want to be like, Too