Too Short, Mc
Rap like me, you'll go straight to the top, keep doing you're doing And you're sure to get dropped a trick, nothings even up my sleeve A million albums sold and it's hard to well it's true homeboy It's not a lie, I used to sell on sunny side I to catch the 40 bus around the way Me and Fred Benz, slanging tapes all things, that we did Grab the microphone and making hits You fronting Mc, I to cap You make hit records and you still rap I said it before
I'll say it you don't believe me, ask your fans When I walked into The place was packed, Sir Too don't stop that rap I rapping my rhymes, all the time, you got no rhymes So you listen to mine I'm not starting a fight, just it right The best damn rapper who grabbed the mic His name is Too Short, now shut mouth In '81 I was rocking the house, I'm a hustler, baby, up I every day and I don't sell drugs
I don't run no gangs, don't shoot no Gave the same damn speech to the Vice But if you pushing, just like you When see me on the strip, coming through I break it down so it'll break your back With the beat so loud playing Too Short That's it, I'm set no need to talk bullshit I need a, Oak town, big time just enough beat to get on down
So, you other rappers listen to mine, you wouldn't Short Dog rapping rhymes call my rap trash, jam the junk Put a on the cover, X-rated funk, it's just me You say I won't go far but I won't stop rapping I rap so hard From here to New York, back to I your girlfriend, don't say I didn't warn ya All this time you said she's hoe you really shouldn't give all that dough she gave it all to me 'cause I fuck so good
I practice on the in my neighborhood 'cause when I'm freaky I rap, I spit a rap to a freak, I rarely ever think a sucker Mc I go platinum, just like slapping 'em, bitch Short Dog in the house, starting some shit, Mc's rock and Mc's But the they make never go gold When I was young, I I'd be one of the best Every time I a song it came out so fresh I was the King of the Oak town, spitting my
10 years later, ain't nothing changed still the of the bay And I know what they say they call me And they call you gay get it, it's 1990 Your girlfriend's out there to find me She heard about me, I fucked her friend I guess she to see if I can do it again You want to be like me, so bad The impossible all you Mc's had
If you rap like me, you wouldn't have the dream Start quit flapping like a chicken wing If could rap me, they say you're so great But when they talk you, they say you're so fake And as the go by, you can't forget, the way I make you feel trip Mc's like you, I've seen 'em before, you keep on fuck Too Short But I'm a better Mc than you and a damn thing you can do, but trip
On the TV screen, in the magazines they interview you You just make up things, on an ego trip And you're fronting like down, you're not the first real rapper From the Oakland town, you're just a new Jack, and you can't rap You wanna trip? Trip on I'm like Mc Lyte checking hoes tonight If you're not a real rapper, get off the mic with a fake Mc A song's never complete you'd better to rap like me
Thought you want to be like, Too Thought you to be like, Too Short
I rap, you call it noise I'm tearing up shit up like The Acorn boys on 10th street, I got a big freak, until you To speak, you're weak 'cause it's the Oak town And they all get down to the rhythm of the Too funky sound It boom, baseline's on ya Crew from Oakland, California Just don't front Short Dog is hard, if you answer my rap
I tear your ass apart just like this, it forever You make a song and I one better You say I cuss, I say you're Your pop open like paper plates, you fronting Mc, I hate to cap I make hit records the vicious raps, I said it before, I'll say it again The boy ain't nothing but one of my fans like titties
Can you 'em? How can a fake rapper get with a real one? Shit, I'm rapping man I you like the Klu Klux Klan Mc's want to front on me? My posse got a real Mc, Too Short and it stop And it don't stop, and it won't stop 'cause I'm Too baby On the and I'm macing
Thought you want to be like, Too Thought you to be like, Too Short you want to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short
Now to the subject, my boy Mc whatever you say You can't rap like me, like me make real hits like you talk bullshit, I told my boys there's a new Funky drummer in town, you're to be like James Brown If I couldn't be me, who would I be? I damn sure be A sucker Mc 'cause I'm not like you, my is true
I these hoes and I pimped you, Too 'cause I'm boss And boss makes the rules, you and you be a fool One, remember how it all don't guess, the answer is Oakland Two, you'd better learn to rap like me or you to be a fake Mc Three, never down on a player I wouldn't if you was Fred Astaire Last but not least, number four don't ever mess with Too Short,
Thought you want to be like, Too Thought you to be like, Too Short