See, had the place to myself, my parents outta town So I had the up and was runnin' around to the beat of my favorite underground Song at the time, just say it was MURS I was rappin' in the mirror, I was knowin' every I was doin' my thang until the doorbell It was my homeboy Shock, a type of fellow That I knew from up the block, he walked in and
G] Yo, the deal MURS? First things first, you couldn'ta hit me At a better time, four cars behind me, they with me All women, all dimes, the redhead she's She wanna hump me, yo that's my brother
Hump] What's up yo? Pardon me, but I gots to go, where the at? Y'all got liquor? Come on, Trina! Yo this is fat 'Ey cat, you wanna hit Oops I shouldn'ta did that I'll it up before your folks come home, yo where they at?
Man I don't believe you brought nigga man I heard about his ass The only fool dumb enough to flunk his P.E. It's not that he's dumb, he's wild and he's ignorant Known for gettin' mad drunk and gettin' all Man I'm sick of I shouldn'ta told nobody I three's company, but four cars makes a party Mental note: lock the garage, hide the keys to Rolls 'Cause it's outta control, bitch is taking off her clothes
G] Is your Rolls blue? 'Cause I got bad news took a cruise, and barbeque pit went in the pool Turned the grey, I would stay and help you clean up But the neighbors say are comin', I'm bout to G up
Hump] Beep, beep, beep! Yo, I'm back MURS, should I park it? I the whole strip club with me, we bout to spark it My girl urled in your backseat, but yo it's We got weed and some shrooms, is it cool to use dad's room?
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It's risky business, man what is I'm caught up in a twist, and I'm tryin' to fix risky business, man what is this? I'm caught up in a twist, now I'm to fix it
What you mean my dad's room? Nigga is you And what's up with glasses, what'cha eye kinda lazy? Anyways we gotta clean that up out the backseat But first what's up that blonde, you think she black meat?
G] She she was a virgin to the brown, never splurged in the town But she's down, 'cause you got her all moist, the Rolls Royce backseat 'Least I can do is you clean it up cousin time is mom and dad comin'?
[Humpty Yo, why y'all bein' and shit? We gotta hook up We tryin' to get chicks upstairs, see what we can cook up One of them got their toes blue, coochie shaved, so My nose tryin' to be with those when the doors close
Exactly. Fuck the backseat I'm tryin' to cheeks they turn reddish, and satisfy my fetish Lay back and get some (Humpty: Yo, what'chu mean, head?) (Yeah) That's what I said, then call it a wrap (Shock: But about your parents?) Well, they never called me back, I guess their flight got So we got time to get layed, ayo Hump could you watch out for white Escalade? (Humpty: Did you have to ask?) Well since you're on the task I'ma upstairs and get focused on some ass And if I start to scream, do your best to me If my parents come in, just tell the Burger King story Just keep 'em entertained I finish gettin' brained (Humpty: Hello Ms. Connor, he's gettin' drained) And the name is
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