See, had the place to myself, my parents outta town So I had the up and was runnin' around Singing to the beat of my underground Song at the time, let's say it was MURS I was rappin' in the mirror, I was every verse I was my thang until the doorbell rang It was my homeboy Shock, a mellow type of That I knew from up the block, he walked in and
G] Yo, what's the deal First things first, you couldn'ta hit me At a better time, them four cars behind me, they me All women, all dimes, the redhead mine She wanna hump me, yo my brother Humpty
[Humpty What's up yo? Pardon me, but I to go, where the bathroom at? Y'all got liquor? Come on, Trina! Yo this is fat 'Ey cat, you wanna hit Oops I shouldn'ta did that I'll clean it up before folks come home, yo where they at?
Man I don't believe you brought this nigga man I heard his ass The only fool dumb enough to his P.E. Class It's not that dumb, he's just wild and he's ignorant Known for gettin' mad and gettin' all belligerent Man I'm of this I shouldn'ta told nobody I mean three's company, but four makes a party Mental note: lock the garage, hide the keys to Rolls it's outta control, this bitch is taking off her clothes
G] Is your dad's Rolls blue? I got bad news Humpty took a cruise, and barbeque pit in the pool Turned the water grey, I would and help you clean up But the neighbors say police are comin', I'm to G up
[Humpty Beep, beep, beep! Yo, I'm back MURS, where I park it? I brought the whole strip club me, we bout to spark it My girl in your backseat, but yo it's cool We got weed and some shrooms, is it to use your dad's room?
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It's business, man what is this? I'm up in a twist, and I'm tryin' to fix shit It's risky business, man what is I'm up in a twist, now I'm tryin' to fix it
What you mean my room? Nigga is you crazy? And what's up with them glasses, what'cha eye lazy? Anyways we gotta that shit up out the backseat But what's up with that blonde, you think she likes meat?
G] She she was a virgin to the brown, never splurged in the town But she's down, you got her all moist, like the Rolls Royce backseat 'Least I can do is you clean it up cousin What time is mom and dad
[Humpty Yo, why bein' responsible and shit? We gotta hook up We to get these chicks upstairs, see what we can cook up One of them got their toes blue, shaved, so cool My nose tryin' to be with when the doors close fool
Exactly. Fuck the backseat I'm tryin' to smack they turn reddish, and satisfy my fetish Lay back and get lettuce (Humpty: Yo, what'chu mean, head?) (Yeah) That's what I said, then call it a wrap (Shock: But what about parents?) Well, never called me back, I guess their flight got delayed So we got time to get layed, ayo Hump could you watch out for that white (Humpty: Did you even have to ask?) since you're on the task I'ma head and get focused on some ass And if I start to scream, do best to ignore me If my parents come in, just tell the Burger King story Just keep 'em entertained until I gettin' brained (Humpty: Hello Ms. Connor, gettin' drained) And the name is Elaine
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