She was a brown skin, ebony that love hip hop Cut off tank-top, she make your whole drop Hotbox, like it or not, she don't care I got She got her own knot in stocks
And in the backwoods, she to dust me off Suck me off and then say, I be off to smoke with X, the Cali kush is makin' her cough She must hate wearin' her clothes, she takin 'em off
At the Palms on a Friday night Attack each other like animals the sky turn bright Make it a night to remember, she tellin' her sista Then her sista turned around and the shit to Melissa
Then Melissa got my number, started me pictures In all of different positions, man, this bitch on a mission Listen, a man is a man, handle his business I ain't a bad guy, just dealin' with scandalous
I remember when Xzibit used to push in a I met chick from the Valley, she said she wanted me badly Now this is common in Cali the homies is savy Bitches be givin' money to niggaz and callin 'em
She in a new Lexus, just moved from Texas She to California to model and be that next bitch Takin' naked pictures, tryin' to gain more Maybe get jobs, try to politic some connections
I appreciate for X to the Z My homie through my trash instead of talkin' to me He fell in love with her ass and while she casin' his Tryin' to another nigga what he got up in his safe
About the big hundred stacks and bricks to match Forever watchin' his back, therefore he relax And her nigga attack, he got a slug in his britches He ain't a bad guy, just dealin' with scandalous
I met this girl from the 'Natti, I got along her daddy I it up in my mind, this is the girl I'ma marry Now when you wanna get married, the is scary You want your weight to get carried, you want your buried
She moved out to next to me in a hurry Her reputation was dirty but yo, that didn't me I to stop the insanity, try to have me a family Started my phone and brought her back to reality
Left her on the dresser, adios, motherfucker I'm travelin' home the road, I hear she fuckin' with Usher Now Usher don't know me but I got love for the homie Even though everybody around me be he corny
She denied everythin', said the was phony On the phone cryin', she love me, said she wanted to me "Yo, he ain't to me, Alvin, I was just into his album was some bullshit, I'm sorry, I'm better without him"
So I'm off to Miami, got to party By Mr. Raymond himself, yo, I hatin' nobody Now when we walk in the party, yep, guess who I Lyin' bitch, said she was from N.Y.C.
He started wipin' the sweat off of her and her chest And then she gave him a peck and then she looked to the And when she seen it was X, she started and trippin' And dude was confused, the scene, it couldn't be written
Now he just pluckin' his chickens, I ain't gon' sock him or him I'm from the West where niggaz don't be fightin' for bitches A little over-dramatic, in I called him a fagot In front of of people, funny but shouldn't have done that
I was makin' a joke, I didn't mean to Like I introduced Destiny's Child as Boyz II Men Listen, a man is a man, gon' his business I ain't a bad guy, dealin' with scandalous bitches
X, you ever get of, um talkin' to you about 'Pimp My Ride'?