She was a brown skin, ebony that love hip hop Cut off tank-top, she make your whole face Hotbox, like it or not, she don't what I got She got her own dealin' in stocks
And in the backwoods, she plans to me off Suck me off and then say, I be off Tryin' to smoke with X, the Cali is makin' her cough She must wearin' her clothes, she keeps takin 'em off
At the Hotel on a Friday night Attack each other like animals 'til the sky bright Make it a night to remember, she went her sista Then her sista around and told the shit to Melissa
Then Melissa got my number, started sendin' me In all type of different positions, man, this bitch on a Listen, a man is a man, gon' handle his I ain't a bad guy, just with scandalous bitches
I remember when Xzibit used to in a Caddy I met this chick from the Valley, she she wanted me badly Now this is common in because the homies is savy Bitches be givin' money to and callin 'em Daddy
She in a brand new Lexus, just moved from She came to California to model and be that next Takin' naked pictures, tryin' to gain acceptance Maybe get jobs, try to politic some connections
I said for X to the Z My picked through my trash instead of talkin' to me He fell in love with her ass and while she his place Tryin' to another nigga what he got up in his safe
About the big hundred and them bricks to match Forever his back, therefore he never relax And when her nigga attack, he got a in his britches He a bad guy, just dealin' with scandalous bitches
I met girl from the 'Natti, I got along with her daddy I made it up in my mind, this is the girl marry Now when you wanna get married, the is scary You want weight to get carried, you want your skeletons buried
She out to California next to me in a hurry Her reputation was dirty but yo, didn't disturb me I want to the insanity, try to have me a family Started checkin' my phone and brought her back to
Left her on the dresser, adios, motherfucker I'm travelin' home from the road, I hear she fuckin' Usher Now Usher don't even me but I got love for the homie Even everybody around me be thinkin' he corny
She denied everythin', said the rumors was On the phone cryin', she love me, she wanted to hold me "Yo, he shit to me, Alvin, I was just into his album That was some bullshit, I'm sorry, I'm without him"
So I'm off to Miami, got to party By Mr. Raymond himself, yo, I ain't hatin' Now when we in the party, yep, guess who I see? bitch, said she was callin' from N.Y.C.
He started wipin' the sweat off of her and her chest And then she gave him a peck and she looked to the left And she seen it was X, she started cryin' and trippin' And was lookin' confused, the scene, it couldn't be written
Now he just his chickens, I ain't gon' sock him or diss him I'm from the West Coast where niggaz be fightin' for bitches A little over-dramatic, in Rome I called him a In front of millions of people, funny but shouldn't have that
I was makin' a joke, I mean to offend Like when I introduced Child as Boyz II Men Listen, a man is a man, gon' his business I ain't a bad guy, just with scandalous bitches
X, you get tired of, um Motherfuckers to you about 'Pimp My Ride'?