As I went home on Monday night as drunk as could be I saw a outside the door where my old horse should be Well, I called me and I said to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who that horse outside the door where my old horse should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're you silly old fool, still you can not see a lovely sow that me mother sent to me Well, it's a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more But a saddle on a sow sure I saw before
And as I went home on night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a behind the door where my old coat should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, you kindly tell to me Who owns that coat behind the door where my old coat be?
Ah, drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a woolen that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a miles or more But in a blanket sure I never saw before
And as I home on Wednesday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a pipe up on the chair where my old should be Well, I called me and I said to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who owns that pipe up on the chair where my old pipe be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, you can not see That's a tin whistle that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day traveled a hundred miles or more But in a tin whistle sure I never saw before
And as I went home on Thursday night as drunk as could be I saw two boots beneath the bed where my old boots be Well, I called me wife and I to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who owns boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be?
Ah, you're drunk, drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see They're two lovely Geranium pots me mother to me Well, it's many a day I've a hundred miles or more But laces in Geranium pots I never saw
And as I went home on Friday night as as drunk could be I saw a upon the bed where my old head should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, you kindly tell to me Who owns that upon the bed where my old head should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a baby boy me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a miles or more But a baby boy his whiskers on sure I never saw before
And as I went home on Saturday night as drunk as could be I saw two hands upon her breasts where my old hands be Well, I called me and I said to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who owns them upon your breasts where my old hands should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, you can not see That's a lovely night gown that me sent to me Well, it's many a day I've a hundred miles or more But in a night gown sure I never saw before
As I went home on Sunday night as drunk as could be I saw a thing her thing where my old thing should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, you kindly tell to me Who owns thing inside your thing where my old thing should be?
Ah, you're drunk, you're you silly old fool, still you can not see That's nothing but a that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've a hundred miles or more But a hammer with a head that I never saw before