As I went home on night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a horse the door where my old horse should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, you kindly tell to me Who owns horse outside the door where my old horse should be?
Ah, drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a lovely sow that me sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred or more But a saddle on a sow sure I never saw
And as I went on Tuesday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a coat behind the where my old coat should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you tell to me Who owns that coat behind the where my old coat should be?
Ah, you're drunk, drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see a woolen blanket that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day traveled a hundred miles or more But buttons in a blanket sure I never saw
And as I home on Wednesday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a pipe up on the chair my old pipe should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you kindly to me Who owns that pipe up on the where my old pipe should be?
Ah, you're drunk, drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a lovely tin whistle me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred or more But tobacco in a tin whistle sure I saw before
And as I went home on night as drunk as drunk could be I saw two boots beneath the bed where my old boots be Well, I called me wife and I to her, Will you kindly tell to me Who owns them boots beneath the bed where my old boots be?
Ah, you're drunk, drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see They're two lovely Geranium pots me sent to me Well, many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more But in Geranium pots I never saw before
And as I home on Friday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a head upon the bed where my old head be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you kindly to me Who owns that head upon the bed where my old should be?
Ah, drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a baby boy that me mother to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or But a baby boy with his whiskers on I never saw before
And as I went home on Saturday night as as drunk could be I saw two hands her breasts where my old hands should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, you kindly tell to me Who owns them hands your breasts where my old hands should be?
Ah, drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see That's a lovely night gown that me mother to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred or more But fingers in a night sure I never saw before
As I went on Sunday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a thing inside her thing where my old should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, Will you kindly to me Who owns that thing inside thing where my old thing should be?
Ah, you're drunk, drunk you silly old fool, still you can not see That's nothing but a hammer that me sent to me Well, it's many a day I've a hundred miles or more But a hammer with a head like that I never saw