[Adam Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry and I'm here with the man on the street quiz. weeks's show is a doozy man, it really is. I went around the country with my tape recorder and I different people having sex. I would just sit outside bedroom windows without anybody knowin' and I would press record and people would wail away on each other man they would really go at it and I it on tape. Also I went around the country and I taped people in weight workin' out man. I would just sit there with my tape recorder, press record, and people would have themselves a workout man and I got that on tape. Now I'm gonna play these tapes for on the street and see if they know the difference between people working out and people sex. Sir, what's name?
Hi, how ya doin'? My name's Miner.
[Adam Oh terrific. My name's Lakin.
Uh huh
[Adam And let me tell you what I did man. I around the country and taped people sex
Uh huh
[Adam I also taped people workin' out in a weight man. I'm gonna play one of the two for you right now
Ok
[Adam You dig? You me which of the two they're doin' okay? Workin' out or havin'
I got ya
[Adam Alright I'm the play button...Now.
{Moans and
Sandler]: What do you
Well people having sex.
Sandler]: No they were a Military Press
But..but they...
[Adam No you're wrong. Thank you very for stopping by. Amazing what people will hear. When the human ear to hear sex, it hears sex. Hmm. Let's move on to someone else. Sir, what's your
Uh hi my is Ron.
Sandler]: Ron, what's your name, quick.
Ron Johnson.
[Adam Alright, that's enough. My name's Barry Lakin.
Nice to you Barry.
[Adam Terrific. What I'm gonna do now is play a for you. And you tell me if these are havin' sex..
[Adam See how he says yeah? Or out in a fitness center.
Uh huh
[Adam I'm play...Now.
and screams}
[Adam And what do you
Uh, that was two gay men sex.
Sandler]: No those two men doing Butterfly Curls.
Sounded like two gay having sex.
[Adam no sir, you are dead wrong.
Alright.
[Adam Thanks for stopping by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, out, building their muscles. And this man hears gay sex. Which leads me to the conclusion that this man is gay himself or not straight. Moving along. And older gentleman. How are ya sir, what's name?
Uh Larry
[Adam And Larry, how old are
I am 62.
[Adam My Barry Lakin.
Nice to you Barry.
[Adam Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna play a tape for ya. Now you have to tell me if two people are sex or working out. Are you ready sir?
I think be able to do this.
Sandler]: Alright sir. we go. And play.
{Moans and
[Adam Okay sir. was that? Sex or weight lifting?
That was definitely two having sex.
[Adam No they doing Leg Squats.
You're kidding me? They were not having
[Adam No sir, you are way off base.
I don't it.
[Adam Alright play it back for you again sir. And if you get it right this time, you will...be the only one who did. so...play.
{Moans and
[Adam Okay, here's your chance. What do you think?
Those people were having sex.
[Adam No wrong again, sir. Thanks for the game.
You're me. They, they...
[Adam Alright sir, I'm on, I appreciate it.
They having sex.
Sandler]: Alright that's in head. Bye bye. Well we learned a lot about men today. Let's on to women. How are you?
Okay.
[Adam My Barry Lakin.
Hi.
[Adam Hi. your name?
Uh Sanders.
[Adam Okay Jessica. What I'm do right now is record something, not play, but record.
Oh okay.
[Adam I'm gonna ask you to close your eyes now. And I'm gonna something. Then I'm gonna it back to you. And you're gonna have to tell me if these to are having sex or working out in a gym.
Okay.
[Adam Okay, close your eyes. I'm hitting record now. Pay no attention to what's on.
You're my pants.
Sandler]: Yeah right. Keep your eyes closed I'm recording something.
Oh feels good.
Sandler]: Mm-hmm, yeah it feels good too. Alright. Okay, I'm gonna slow down or I'm in trouble. Ahh too late I'm gonna it here we go
uh! shoot it all me!
Sandler]: Alright. Okay let me hit stop. And let me rewind one. Alright now I'm gonna play it back for you. Are these people having sex or are in a weight room. we go.
[Adam Now do you think?
That was you sex with me.
Sandler]: That's right and thanks for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, until next time is Barry Lakin sayin all the is schlach.