[Adam Hey how ya doin'? My Barry Lakin and I'm here with the man on the street quiz. This show is a doozy man, it really is. I went around the country with my tape recorder and I taped people having sex. I would just sit outside their bedroom windows anybody knowin' and I would press record and these people would away on each other man they would really go at it and I captured it on tape. Also I went around the country and I people in weight rooms workin' out man. I just sit there with my tape recorder, press record, and these people would have themselves a man and I got that on tape. Now I'm gonna these tapes for people on the street and see if they know the difference between working out and people havin' sex. Sir, what's name?
Hi, how ya My name's Gregory Miner.
Sandler]: Oh terrific. My Barry Lakin.
Uh huh
[Adam And let me tell you what I did man. I went the country and taped people sex
Uh huh
[Adam I also people workin' out in a weight room man. I'm gonna play one of the two for you right now
Ok
[Adam You dig? You tell me which of the two they're doin' okay? out or havin'
I got ya
[Adam I'm pressing the play button...Now.
{Moans and
[Adam What do you
Well people having sex.
Sandler]: No they doing a Military Press
But..but they...
[Adam No you're wrong. you very much for stopping by. Amazing what people will hear. When the human ear wants to hear sex, it hears sex. Hmm. move on to someone else. Sir, your name?
Uh hi my is Ron.
Sandler]: Ron, what's last name, quick.
Ron Johnson.
[Adam Alright, good enough. My name's Barry Lakin.
to meet you Barry.
[Adam Terrific. What I'm do now is play a tape for you. And you tell me if people are havin' sex..
[Adam See how he says yeah? Or working out in a center.
Uh huh
[Adam I'm play...Now.
and screams}
[Adam And do you think?
Uh, was two gay men having sex.
Sandler]: No those were two men doing Curls.
Sounded like two gay having sex.
[Adam Well no sir, you are wrong.
Alright.
[Adam for stopping by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, working out, building pectorial muscles. And this man hears gay sex. Which leads me to the that this man is either gay himself or not straight. Moving along. And gentleman. How are ya sir, what's your name?
Uh Larry
Sandler]: And Larry, how old are
I am 62.
[Adam My Barry Lakin.
Nice to you Barry.
Sandler]: Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna play a for ya. Now you have to tell me if these two are having sex or working out. Are you ready sir?
I I'll be able to do this.
Sandler]: Alright sir. we go. And play.
and screams}
[Adam Okay sir. What was that? Sex or lifting?
That was two people having sex.
Sandler]: No they doing Leg Squats.
You're kidding me? They were not sex?
Sandler]: No sir, you are way off base.
I don't it.
[Adam Alright play it back for you again sir. And if you get it right this time, you will...be the only one who did. so...play.
and screams}
[Adam Okay, here's your second chance. do you think?
Those people definitely having sex.
[Adam No wrong again, sir. Thanks for the game.
You're me. They, they...
Sandler]: Alright sir, I'm on, I appreciate it.
They having sex.
[Adam Alright that's in your head. Bye bye. Well we learned a lot men today. Let's move on to women. How are
Okay.
[Adam My name's Lakin.
Hi.
[Adam Hi. What's your
Uh Sanders.
[Adam Okay Jessica. What I'm gonna do right now is something, not play, but record.
Oh okay.
[Adam I'm gonna ask you to close eyes now. And I'm gonna record something. Then I'm gonna play it to you. And you're gonna have to tell me if these to people are sex or working out in a gym.
Okay.
[Adam Okay, close your eyes. I'm record now. Pay no attention to what's going on.
You're my pants.
Sandler]: Yeah that's right. Keep your eyes I'm recording something.
Oh feels good.
Sandler]: Mm-hmm, yeah it feels good too. Alright. Okay, I'm gonna slow down or I'm in trouble. Ahh too late I'm blow it here we go
uh! it all over me!
Sandler]: Alright. Okay let me hit stop. And let me that one. Alright now I'm gonna play it back for you. Are these people having sex or are they in a room. we go.
[Adam Now what do you
That was you sex with me.
[Adam That's right and thanks for by. Okay. Well, until next time this is Barry sayin all the world is schlach.