Luyện nghe bài hát Sex Or Weight Lifting

[Adam
Hey how ya doin'? My name's Lakin and I'm here with the man on the street
quiz. This weeks's show is a doozy man, it is. I went around the country
with my tape and I taped different people having sex. I would just sit
their bedroom windows without anybody knowin' and I would press record
and these would wail away on each other man they would really go at it
and I captured it on tape. I went around the country and I taped people in
weight rooms workin' out man. I would just sit there my tape recorder,
press record, and people would have themselves a workout man and I got
that on tape. Now I'm play these tapes for people on the street and see
if they know the difference between people working out and people sex.
Sir, your name?

Hi, how ya My name's Gregory Miner.

Sandler]:
Oh terrific. My Barry Lakin.

Uh huh

[Adam
And let me tell you what I did man. I went around the country and taped
sex

Uh huh

[Adam
I also taped people workin' out in a weight man. I'm gonna play one of the
two tapes for you now

Ok

[Adam
You You tell me which of the two they're doin' okay? Workin' out or havin'

I got ya

[Adam
I'm pressing the play button...Now.

{Moans and

Sandler]:
What do you

Well people having sex.

Sandler]:
No were doing a Military Press

But..but they...

[Adam
No you're wrong. Thank you much for stopping by. Amazing what people will
hear. When the human ear wants to hear sex, it sex. Hmm. Let's move on to
someone else. Sir, what's name?

Uh hi my is Ron.

[Adam
Ron, what's your name, quick.

Ron Johnson.

[Adam
Alright, that's enough. My name's Barry Lakin.

Nice to you Barry.

Sandler]:
Terrific. What I'm gonna do now is play a tape for you. And you me if
people are havin' sex..

[Adam
See how he says Or working out in a fitness center.

Uh huh

[Adam
I'm play...Now.

and screams}

[Adam
And what do you

Uh, was two gay men having sex.

Sandler]:
No were two men doing Butterfly Curls.

Sounded like two gay guys sex.

Sandler]:
Well no sir, you are wrong.

Alright.

[Adam
for stopping by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, working out,
building pectorial muscles. And this man hears gay sex. Which leads me to
the that this man is either gay himself or not straight. Moving
along. And older gentleman. How are ya sir, what's name?

Uh Larry

Sandler]:
And Larry, how old are

I am 62.

[Adam
My Barry Lakin.

Nice to you Barry.

[Adam
Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna play a tape for ya. Now you have to tell me if
two are having sex or working out. Are you ready sir?

I think be able to do this.

Sandler]:
Alright sir. we go. And play.

{Moans and

Sandler]:
Okay sir. What was that? Sex or weight

That was definitely two people sex.

[Adam
No they were Leg Squats.

You're kidding me? They not having sex?

[Adam
No sir, you are way off base.

I don't it.

[Adam
Alright I'll it back for you again sir. And if you get it right this time,
you will...be the one who did. Okay so...play.

and screams}

[Adam
Okay, here's your second chance. What do you

Those people were definitely sex.

[Adam
No wrong again, sir. Thanks for the game.

You're me. They, they...

Sandler]:
Alright sir, I'm on, I appreciate it.

They were sex.

[Adam
Alright in your head. Bye bye. Well we learned a lot about men today.
Let's move on to women. How are

Okay.

[Adam
My Barry Lakin.

Hi.

[Adam
Hi. What's name?

Uh Sanders.

Sandler]:
Okay Jessica. What I'm do right now is record something, not play, but
record.

Oh okay.

[Adam
I'm ask you to close your eyes now. And I'm gonna record something. Then
I'm gonna play it back to you. And you're have to tell me if these to
people are sex or working out in a gym.

Okay.

[Adam
Okay, close your eyes. I'm hitting record now. Pay no attention to going
on.

You're my pants.

Sandler]:
Yeah that's right. Keep your eyes closed I'm something.

Oh feels good.

Sandler]:
Mm-hmm, yeah it feels good here too. Alright. Okay, I'm gonna slow or I'm
in trouble. Ahh too late I'm gonna it here we go

uh! it all over me!

[Adam
Alright. Okay let me hit stop. And let me rewind one. Alright now I'm
gonna it back for you. Are these people having sex or are they in a weight
room. we go.

[Adam
Now do you think?

That was you sex with me.

Sandler]:
That's right and for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, until next time this is
Barry Lakin sayin all the is schlach.