1] Now I rock the house party at the of a hat, Yeah, I beat a down with an aluminum bat, A lot of people may be Jonesin' they hear me rock the mic, They'll be at the radio, up all night. Like a I'm pimpin', Got a boat to eat in, Nothing wrong my leg just B-boy limpin'. Got at the Mardi Gras for jumping on a float, My man got a beard like a billy goat. "Oowah-oowah" is my call, MCA hu-huh, get y'all. I bust rhymes I write, I've been busting routines and all night. Like eating or chicken or you'll be picking your nose, I'm on time that's how it goes. You heard the I think you missed the point, the joint. 2] Mike D? Yeah? your bad self running things, up with your bad breath, onion rings? Well I'm Mike D and I'm from the dead, And I'm at the beaches down at Club Med. Make another record 'cause the people they more of this, Consumers they be saying can find out David Horovitz. Hurricane, you got clout. Other DJ's, he'll put head out. A on a string I'm paid to sing and rhyme, I do my I'm, In the lava lamp the brain hotel, I might be or peakin' but I rock well. The Patty the wrench and then I bust the tango, Got rhymes than Jamaica's got Mangos. I got the peg leg at the end of a stump-ah! your rump-ah! Full y'all, Full y'all, And when the mic is in my mouth I it out y'all, A Clout. 3] Never been dumped because I'm the mackinest, Never jumped 'cause I'm known the most packinest. we've got beef chief, We're knocking out chief, And if you don't believe us you should question belief Keith. Like Sam the butcher Alice the meat, Like Fred Flintstone driving with bald feet, Should I another sip? Nah, skip it. In the of the ride and bust with the whippet, Rope a dope all around the neck, Whoo ha got all in check-ah! Cause I'm running from the law the and the parents. Is your name Diamond? No man, my Clarence. downtown Manhattan the village, My is wild and you know that it still is, bag schlepping and you're doing the bump, Shake rump-ah! Ahhhh, oohhhhhh, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping.