1] Now I the house party at the drop of a hat, Yeah, I beat a down with an aluminum bat, A lot of people may be Jonesin' 'cause hear me rock the mic, They'll be at the radio, up all night. Like a I'm pimpin', Got a boat to eat in, Nothing wrong my leg just B-boy limpin'. Got arrested at the Gras for jumping on a float, My man MCA's got a beard like a goat. "Oowah-oowah" is my call, MCA hu-huh, get y'all. Routines I bust I write, I've busting routines and rhymes all night. Like eating or chicken or you'll be picking your nose, I'm on time homie how it goes. You heard the style I think you the point, the joint. 2] Mike D? Yeah? your bad self running things, up with your bad breath, onion rings? Well I'm Mike D and I'm from the dead, And I'm chillin' at the beaches down at Med. Make another 'cause the people they want more of this, they be saying they can find out David Horovitz. Hurricane, you got clout. Other DJ's, he'll put your out. A puppet on a string I'm paid to and rhyme, I do my I'm, In the lava lamp inside the hotel, I might be or peakin' but I rock well. The Patty Duke the wrench and then I the tango, Got more rhymes than got Mangos. I got the peg leg at the end of a stump-ah! your rump-ah! Full y'all, Clout y'all, And when the mic is in my I turn it out y'all, A Clout. 3] Never been dumped because I'm the mackinest, Never been jumped 'cause I'm known the packinest. Yeah we've got chief, knocking out teeth chief, And if you believe us you should question your belief Keith. Like Sam the butcher Alice the meat, Fred Flintstone driving around with bald feet, Should I have sip? Nah, skip it. In the back of the ride and bust the whippet, a dope dookies all around the neck, Whoo ha got all in check-ah! I'm running from the law the press and the parents. Is name Michael Diamond? No man, my Clarence. downtown Manhattan the village, My is wild and you know that it still is, Disco bag schlepping and you're the bump, your rump-ah! Ahhhh, oohhhhhh, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping.