1] Now I rock the house at the drop of a hat, Yeah, I beat a biter with an aluminum bat, A lot of people may be Jonesin' they hear me rock the mic, be staring at the radio, up all night. a pimp I'm pimpin', Got a to eat shrimp in, Nothing wrong my leg just B-boy limpin'. Got arrested at the Mardi for jumping on a float, My man got a beard like a billy goat. "Oowah-oowah" is my call, MCA hu-huh, get y'all. I bust rhymes I write, I've been busting and rhymes all night. Like eating burgers or chicken or be picking your nose, I'm on time that's how it goes. You heard the I think you missed the point, the joint. 2] Mike D? Yeah? your bad self running things, What's up with your bad breath, rings? Well I'm D and I'm back from the dead, And I'm chillin' at the down at Club Med. Make another record 'cause the they want more of this, Consumers be saying they can find out David Horovitz. Hurricane, you got clout. Other DJ's, put your head out. A puppet on a I'm paid to sing and rhyme, I do my I'm, In the lava lamp the brain hotel, I might be freakin' or peakin' but I well. The Patty Duke the wrench and then I the tango, Got more rhymes than got Mangos. I got the peg leg at the end of a stump-ah! Shake rump-ah! Full y'all, Clout y'all, And when the mic is in my I turn it out y'all, A Clout. 3] Never dumped because I'm the most mackinest, Never been jumped I'm known the most packinest. Yeah got beef chief, We're knocking out chief, And if you believe us you should question your belief Keith. Like Sam the butcher bringing the meat, Like Fred driving around with bald feet, Should I have another Nah, skip it. In the of the ride and bust with the whippet, a dope dookies all around the neck, Whoo ha got all in check-ah! Cause I'm running the law the press and the parents. Is name Michael Diamond? No man, my Clarence. From Manhattan the village, My is wild and you know that it still is, Disco bag schlepping and you're the bump, your rump-ah! Ahhhh, oohhhhhh, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping.