NEVER A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE NEVER MAKE A PRETTY YOUR WIFE, WHY? YOU CAN'T TRUST FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE NEVER A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE HOW CAN A ANGEL MY HEART? HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY PART BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, ME, PUSHING ME YO YO YO! OK, GO A LEKKER ZEF SHOW THERE BY TINGS N TIMES... NICE THIS HOT CHICK TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG YOUR RHYMES!" I SAID, "THANKS", YOU AND PLAYED IT SHMOOVE... SMOOTH SHE SAID, "NINJA, CAN'T YOU SIGN NAME ON MY BOOB?" I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, YOUR NAME?" "SOPHIE" K, OKEY DOKEY! WAARSIE FOKKEN KOKI?... WHERE'S THE FUCKIN PEN? I WROTE WAS HERE', IT LOOKED FUCKIN ILL PLUS I WROTE MY NUMBER AND I A DUK FOKKEN PIEL... A NICE BIG PENIS I SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SAID, "I'M NOT AFRAID" THEN CAME DOWN TO CAPE TOWN FOR A HOLIDAY I TOOK HER TO THE WATERFRONT, FOKKEN LEKKER LAANEY... FUCKIN FANCY I GOT A CHIP ROLL, SHE ORDERED YO WE HAD A TIME PLUS ALOT OF WHITE WINE SOON IT WAS TIME, 300 BUCK BILL FINE, THE BILL, SIGNED, ASS ON MY MIND SOPHIE I WAS A LUCKY CATCH OF A GUY 300 BUCKS IS NOT TOO MUCH TO SPLASH FOR A NAAI... A TOOK HER BACK MY PLACE, MUMMIES WATCHING LAMMING IN HER STOKIES, MUMMY THIS IS SOPHIE... CHILLING IN HER "OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! LET'S GO BACK TO MY ROOM, YO THIS SHIT'S ON THEN SOPHIE SAID, "I DIDN'T YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM!" "THIS IS NOT I EXPECTED! SORRY THIS IS HECTIC!" GOOI ME WIF A BLOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?... HOOK ME UP OH I UNDERSTAND! LET'S GO MAYBE NAAI IN THE BACK SEAT ... "WHAT THE DO YOU THINK I AM?" I THINK YOU FUCKIN SEXY! "JUST TAKE ME TO MY HOTEL!" BITCH, A TAXI! NOU SIT EK SOOS N JAGSE SONDER N EREKSIE!... NOW HERE I SIT LIKE A HORNY IDIOT WITH NO ERECTION HOW CAN A BREAK MY HEART? LIFE'S HARD! I'M TRYING TO PLAY MY PART BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, ME, PUSHING ME! PUSHING AND PUSHING AND PUSHING! PUSHING AND PUSHING! A WOMAN IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN A PISTOL THEY YOU HEAVEN, GIVE YOU HELL! MY LITTLE BABY IS ME CRAZY! SHE MAKES ME A (X8) NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR (X2) WHY? YOU CAN'T THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR IF YOU FEELING HORNY PUT YOUR UP NINJA 'BOUT TO KICK A LITTLE STORY 'BOUT I WAS OUT DOPPING BY THE PURPLE TURTLE HANGING WIF SOME HOMIES... SKOPPED ONE TOO MANY DOPS, DAMN I TO GO PEE!... KICKED BACK ONE TOO MANY DRINKS I'M ON MY TO TAKE A PISS AND I SEE THIS $COPIE... SOMEONE YOU YOUR EYE ON SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE A ANGELINA JOLIE THE CHERRY LOOKED HAPPY TO SEE ME, "MISTER!" "AREN'T YOU THE RAPPER FROM THE TV?" IS JA... CORRECT I HELP STARING AT THOSE NICE TITS CHILLING JUST BELOW THEM BIG FAT JOB LIPS PLUS A G-STRING ALL UP IN THAT CRACK I SAID, "SHIT! I NEED TO PISS BUT BE BACK!" THAT NIGHT WAS A JOL, THINK IT WAS A THURSDAY... PARTY DJ BUMPED SOME 50, GO SHORTY YOUR BIRTHDAY ASKED ME IN WHEN I DROPPED HER BACK AT HER PLACE ON THE VERANDA NINJA FUCKED MIRANDA ON THE FIRST AND WAS HUNKY FUCKIN DORY THEN COMES THE TWIST TO THIS FUNKY STORY AT MY LIVE SHOW GUESS WHO'S IN THE ROW STARING AT ME LIKE A PSYCHO MIRANDA'S BIG GREEN EYES GLUED TO THE LIKE A RED BEAM ALL NIGHT AFTER THE SHOW NINJA RUSHED BY A BUNCH OF POPPIES... FAN GIRLS I TELL MIRANDA, HERE'S MONEY GO BUY YOURSELF A DOPPIE... A DRINK SO I'M SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS, SMOKING A DOOBIE "CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" SHOW ME YOUR BOOBIES ALL OF A MIRANDA BUSTS IN, MAKING A SPECTACLE! GRABS ME BY THE AND STARTS BREAKING MY TESTICLES JASSIS! I NEARLY HER COS... JESUS! I NEARLY HIT HER BECAUSE. THOSE HEAVY FUCKIN CLAWS DIGGING MY BALLS WAS VERY FUCKIN SORE! N HELE KLOMP FOKKEN KOPPE DRAAI... ALL-OF-A-SUDDEN A WHOLE BUNCH OF FUCKIN HEADS TURN MIRANDA SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N FOKKEN NAAI?"... HEY! ARE YOU TAKING ME FOR A FUCKIN CHRIST! WHY DO CHICKS HAVE TO BE SO FUCKIN COMPLICATED? THIS ONE CHICK, LAZAAN, WAS FUCKIN INTO ME! SHE WAS A VIRGIN! SO THIS ONE TIME ME AND LAZAAN WAS A ZOL... WEED THERE BY DJ HI-TEK'S SHE SAYS TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?" SO I TOOK HER TO ROOM TO CLOSE THE DOOR, AND DROP THE BOMB I SAID, "I GOT THE BONG", SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!" I DJ HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!" BADA-BADA-BING! BADA-BADA-BOMB! I PUT THE FLAME ON THE BONG! LIKE (BUBBLE BUBBLE!) NOW THE IS ON! LAZAAN TOLD ME SHE ME TO BE THE ONE I STARTED SLOW AND SEXY, YO I'MA GETTING PUNANI-NANI! PUNANI-NUM-NUM! BADA-BADA-BAM! BADA-BADA-BOOM! WHEN HI-TEK WALKED IN THE ROOM! LIKE... ...FUCKIN BLIND!... HOW EMBARRASSING! THERE I WAS GIVING IT TO HER BEHIND I SAID, "WHAT'S THE BRO?" "DJ YOU WANNA HAVE A GO?" STARTS HAVING THIS MOERSE FUCKIN FREAK OUT!... MASSIVE THERE I AM STANDING A DOOS WITH MY DICK OUT!... A FUCKIN IDIOT SHE'S ME! SLAPPING! TEETH FLARING! SWEARING! I THOUGHT BARNY 'SHARING IS CARING!'