Luyện nghe bài hát She Makes Me a Killer

NEVER A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE
NEVER MAKE A WOMAN YOUR WIFE, WHY?
YOU CAN'T TRUST THAT FUNNY IN HER EYE
NEVER A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE
HOW CAN A ANGEL BREAK MY
HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, ME
YO YO YO! OK, GO
AFTER A LEKKER ZEF THERE BY TINGS N TIMES... NICE
HOT CHICK STEPS TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG YOUR RHYMES!"
I SAID, "THANKS", YOU KNOW AND IT SHMOOVE... SMOOTH
SHE SAID, "NINJA, CAN'T YOU SIGN NAME ON MY BOOB?"
I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, WHAT'S NAME?" "SOPHIE"
K, OKEY DOKEY! FOKKEN KOKI?... WHERE'S THE FUCKIN MARKER PEN?
I 'NINJA WAS HERE', IT LOOKED FUCKIN ILL
PLUS I WROTE MY NUMBER AND I DREW A DUK PIEL... A NICE BIG PENIS
I SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SAID, "I'M NOT AFRAID"
THEN SOPHIE CAME DOWN TO CAPE TOWN FOR A
I TOOK HER TO THE WATERFRONT, FOKKEN LEKKER LAANEY... VERY FUCKIN
I GOT A ROLL, SHE ORDERED CALAMARI
YO WE HAD A NICE TIME ALOT OF WHITE WINE
SOON IT WAS TIME, 300 BUCK BILL
FINE, PAID THE BILL, SIGNED, ASS ON MY
SOPHIE SAID I WAS A CATCH OF A GUY
300 BUCKS IS NOT TOO TO SPLASH FOR A NAAI... A FUCK
TOOK HER BACK MY PLACE, MUMMIES WATCHING
LAMMING IN HER STOKIES, MUMMY IS SOPHIE... CHILLING IN HER SLIPPERS
"OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
GO BACK TO MY ROOM, YO THIS SHIT'S FUCKIN ON
THEN SOPHIE SAID, "I DIDN'T YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM!"
"THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! THIS IS HECTIC!"
GOOI ME WIF A BLOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?... HOOK ME UP
OH I UNDERSTAND! LET'S GO MAYBE IN THE BACK SEAT ... FUCK
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM?" I THINK YOU SEXY!
"JUST TAKE ME TO MY HOTEL!" BITCH, A TAXI!
NOU SIT EK SOOS N JAGSE DOOS SONDER N EREKSIE!... NOW I SIT LIKE A HORNY IDIOT WITH NO ERECTION
HOW CAN A BREAK MY HEART?
LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME!
PUSHING AND PUSHING AND PUSHING! AND FUCKIN PUSHING!
A WOMAN IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN A PISTOL
THEY YOU HEAVEN, GIVE YOU HELL!
MY BABY IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!
SHE MAKES ME A (X8)
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN WIFE (X2) WHY?
YOU CAN'T THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN WIFE
IF YOU HORNY PUT YOUR HANDS UP
NINJA 'BOUT TO KICK A LITTLE STORY 'BOUT
I WAS OUT DOPPING BY THE PURPLE HANGING WIF SOME HOMIES... DRINKING
SKOPPED ONE TOO MANY DOPS, DAMN I NEED TO GO PEE!... KICKED ONE TOO MANY DRINKS
I'M ON MY TO TAKE A PISS AND I SEE THIS $COPIE... SOMEONE YOU YOUR EYE ON
SHE LOOKED LIKE A COLOURED ANGELINA JOLIE
THE LOOKED VERY HAPPY TO SEE ME, "MISTER!"
"AREN'T YOU THE FROM THE TV?" IS JA... THAT'S CORRECT
I COULDN'T HELP STARING AT NICE TITS
CHILLING JUST BELOW BIG FAT BLOW JOB LIPS
PLUS A G-STRING ALL UP IN SALTY CRACK
I SAID, "SHIT! I TO PISS BUT I'LL BE BACK!"
THAT NIGHT WAS A FUCKIN JOL, IT WAS A THURSDAY... PARTY
DJ BUMPED SOME 50, GO SHORTY YOUR BIRTHDAY
ASKED ME IN WHEN I DROPPED HER BACK AT HER PLACE
ON THE VERANDA NINJA FUCKED MIRANDA ON THE DATE
AND EVERYTHING WAS FUCKIN DORY
THEN COMES THE TWIST TO THIS LITTLE STORY
AT MY NEXT SHOW
GUESS WHO'S IN THE FRONT ROW AT ME LIKE A PSYCHO
MIRANDA'S BIG GREEN EYES
GLUED TO THE NINJA A RED BEAM ALL NIGHT
AFTER THE SHOW GETS RUSHED BY A BUNCH OF POPPIES... FAN GIRLS
I TELL MIRANDA, HERE'S SOME MONEY GO BUY YOURSELF A DOPPIE... A
SO I'M THERE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS, A DOOBIE
"CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" SURE ME YOUR BOOBIES
ALL OF A SUDDEN BUSTS IN, MAKING A SPECTACLE!
GRABS ME BY THE NUTS AND STARTS BREAKING MY
JASSIS! I NEARLY HER COS... JESUS! I NEARLY HIT HER BECAUSE.
THOSE HEAVY FUCKIN CLAWS DIGGING INTO MY WAS VERY FUCKIN SORE!
EWESKIELIK N HELE KLOMP FOKKEN KOPPE DRAAI... A WHOLE BUNCH OF FUCKIN HEADS TURN
MIRANDA SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N NAAI?"... HEY! ARE YOU TAKING ME FOR A FUCKIN FOOL?

CHRIST!
WHY DO CHICKS ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO FUCKIN
LIKE THIS ONE CHICK, LAZAAN, WAS FUCKIN ME!
SHE WAS A VIRGIN!
SO THIS ONE TIME ME AND WAS SMOKING A ZOL... WEED
THERE BY DJ CRIB
WHEN SHE TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?"
SO I HER TO HI-TEK'S ROOM
TO CLOSE THE DOOR, AND DROP THE BOMB
I SAID, "I GOT THE BONG", SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!"
I DJ HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!"
BADA-BADA-BING! BADA-BADA-BOMB!
I PUT THE FLAME ON THE BONG!
(BUBBLE BUBBLE!) NOW THE HEAT IS ON!
LAZAAN ME SHE WANTED ME TO BE THE ONE
I STARTED AND SEXY, YO I'MA GETTING SOME
PUNANI-NANI! PUNANI-NUM-NUM!
BADA-BADA-BAM! BADA-BADA-BOOM!
WHEN WALKED IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN ROOM!
LIKE... ...FUCKIN BLIND!... HOW EMBARRASSING!
THERE I WAS IT TO HER FROM BEHIND
I SAID, "WHAT'S THE BRO?"
"DJ YOU WANNA HAVE A GO?"
LAZAAN STARTS HAVING THIS MOERSE FUCKIN OUT!... MASSIVE
THERE I AM STANDING LIKE A DOOS WITH MY DICK OUT!... A IDIOT
SHE'S KICKING ME! SLAPPING! FLARING! SWEARING!
I THOUGHT SAID: 'SHARING IS CARING!'