Luyện nghe bài hát She Makes Me a Killer

NEVER MAKE A WOMAN YOUR WIFE
NEVER MAKE A WOMAN YOUR WIFE, WHY?
YOU TRUST THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY YOUR WIFE
HOW CAN A ANGEL BREAK MY
LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, ME, PUSHING ME
YO YO YO! OK, GO
A LEKKER ZEF SHOW THERE BY TINGS N TIMES... NICE
THIS HOT STEPS TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG YOUR RHYMES!"
I SAID, "THANKS", YOU AND PLAYED IT SHMOOVE... SMOOTH
SHE SAID, "NINJA, CAN'T YOU SIGN YOUR ON MY BOOB?"
I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, WHAT'S NAME?" "SOPHIE"
K, OKEY DOKEY! WAARSIE FOKKEN KOKI?... WHERE'S THE FUCKIN PEN?
I WROTE 'NINJA WAS HERE', IT FUCKIN ILL
PLUS I WROTE MY AND I DREW A DUK FOKKEN PIEL... A NICE BIG PENIS
I SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SAID, "I'M NOT AFRAID"
THEN SOPHIE CAME DOWN TO CAPE FOR A HOLIDAY
I TOOK HER TO THE WATERFRONT, FOKKEN LAANEY... VERY FUCKIN FANCY
I GOT A CHIP ROLL, SHE ORDERED
YO WE HAD A NICE PLUS ALOT OF WHITE WINE
SOON IT WAS TIME, 300 BUCK BILL
FINE, PAID THE BILL, SIGNED, ASS ON MY
SAID I WAS A LUCKY CATCH OF A GUY
300 BUCKS IS NOT TOO TO SPLASH FOR A NAAI... A FUCK
TOOK HER BACK MY PLACE, WATCHING SOAPIES
IN HER STOKIES, MUMMY THIS IS SOPHIE... CHILLING IN HER SLIPPERS
"OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
LET'S GO BACK TO MY ROOM, YO SHIT'S FUCKIN ON
THEN SOPHIE SAID, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIVE WITH MOM!"
"THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! SORRY IS HECTIC!"
GOOI ME WIF A BLOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?... HOOK ME UP
OH I UNDERSTAND! LET'S GO NAAI IN THE BACK SEAT ... FUCK
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM?" I THINK YOU SEXY!
"JUST ME TO MY HOTEL!" BITCH, CALL A TAXI!
NOU SIT EK SOOS N JAGSE SONDER N EREKSIE!... NOW HERE I SIT LIKE A HORNY IDIOT WITH NO ERECTION
HOW CAN A ANGEL MY HEART?
LIFE'S HARD! I'M TRYING TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME!
PUSHING AND PUSHING AND PUSHING! PUSHING AND PUSHING!
A WOMAN IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN A LOADED
THEY PROMISE YOU HEAVEN, YOU HELL!
MY BABY IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!
SHE MAKES ME A (X8)
NEVER MAKE A WOMAN YOUR WIFE (X2) WHY?
YOU CAN'T TRUST FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR
IF YOU HORNY PUT YOUR HANDS UP
NINJA 'BOUT TO KICK A LITTLE 'BOUT MIRANDA
I WAS OUT DOPPING BY THE PURPLE TURTLE HANGING WIF SOME HOMIES...
SKOPPED ONE TOO MANY DOPS, DAMN I NEED TO GO PEE!... BACK ONE TOO MANY DRINKS
I'M ON MY TO TAKE A PISS AND I SEE THIS $COPIE... SOMEONE YOU YOUR EYE ON
SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE A COLOURED ANGELINA
THE LOOKED VERY HAPPY TO SEE ME, "MISTER!"
"AREN'T YOU THE RAPPER FROM THE TV?" IS JA... THAT'S
I COULDN'T HELP AT THOSE NICE TITS
CHILLING BELOW THEM BIG FAT BLOW JOB LIPS
A G-STRING ALL UP IN THAT SALTY CRACK
I SAID, "SHIT! I NEED TO PISS BUT BE BACK!"
NIGHT WAS A FUCKIN JOL, THINK IT WAS A THURSDAY... PARTY
DJ SOME 50, GO SHORTY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
MIRANDA ASKED ME IN WHEN I DROPPED HER BACK AT HER
ON THE VERANDA FUCKED MIRANDA ON THE FIRST DATE
AND WAS HUNKY FUCKIN DORY
THEN COMES THE TWIST TO FUNKY LITTLE STORY
AT MY NEXT LIVE
WHO'S IN THE FRONT ROW STARING AT ME LIKE A PSYCHO
MIRANDA'S BIG GREEN EYES
GLUED TO THE NINJA LIKE A RED ALL NIGHT
AFTER THE SHOW GETS RUSHED BY A BUNCH OF POPPIES... FAN GIRLS
I TELL MIRANDA, SOME MONEY GO BUY YOURSELF A DOPPIE... A DRINK
SO I'M THERE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS, A DOOBIE
"CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" SURE SHOW ME BOOBIES
ALL OF A SUDDEN BUSTS IN, MAKING A SPECTACLE!
GRABS ME BY THE AND STARTS BREAKING MY TESTICLES
JASSIS! I NEARLY KLAPPED HER COS... JESUS! I HIT HER BECAUSE.
THOSE HEAVY FUCKIN CLAWS DIGGING INTO MY BALLS WAS FUCKIN SORE!
N HELE KLOMP FOKKEN KOPPE DRAAI... ALL-OF-A-SUDDEN A WHOLE BUNCH OF FUCKIN HEADS TURN
MIRANDA SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N FOKKEN NAAI?"... HEY! ARE YOU TAKING ME FOR A FUCKIN

CHRIST!
WHY DO ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO FUCKIN COMPLICATED?
LIKE ONE CHICK, LAZAAN, WAS FUCKIN INTO ME!
SHE WAS A VIRGIN!
SO THIS ONE TIME ME AND LAZAAN WAS A ZOL... WEED
THERE BY DJ CRIB
SHE SAYS TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?"
SO I TOOK HER TO ROOM
ABOUT TO CLOSE THE DOOR, AND THE BOMB
I SAID, "I GOT THE BONG", SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!"
I DJ HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!"
BADA-BADA-BING! BADA-BADA-BOMB!
I PUT THE FLAME ON THE BONG!
(BUBBLE BUBBLE!) NOW THE HEAT IS ON!
LAZAAN ME SHE WANTED ME TO BE THE ONE
I STARTED AND SEXY, YO I'MA GETTING SOME
PUNANI-NANI! PUNANI-NUM-NUM!
BADA-BADA-BAM! BADA-BADA-BOOM!
WHEN HI-TEK WALKED IN THE ROOM!
LIKE... ...FUCKIN BLIND!... HOW EMBARRASSING!
THERE I WAS GIVING IT TO HER BEHIND
I SAID, "WHAT'S THE BRO?"
"DJ YOU WANNA HAVE A GO?"
LAZAAN STARTS HAVING THIS MOERSE FREAK OUT!... MASSIVE
THERE I AM LIKE A DOOS WITH MY DICK OUT!... A FUCKIN IDIOT
SHE'S KICKING ME! SLAPPING! FLARING! SWEARING!
I THOUGHT BARNY 'SHARING IS CARING!'