NEVER MAKE A PRETTY YOUR WIFE NEVER MAKE A WOMAN YOUR WIFE, WHY? YOU CAN'T TRUST FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN WIFE HOW CAN A ANGEL BREAK MY LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME YO YO YO! OK, GO AFTER A LEKKER ZEF SHOW THERE BY TINGS N TIMES... THIS HOT STEPS TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG YOUR RHYMES!" I SAID, "THANKS", YOU KNOW AND PLAYED IT SHMOOVE... SHE SAID, "NINJA, CAN'T YOU YOUR NAME ON MY BOOB?" I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, YOUR NAME?" "SOPHIE" K, OKEY DOKEY! WAARSIE KOKI?... WHERE'S THE FUCKIN MARKER PEN? I WROTE 'NINJA WAS HERE', IT FUCKIN ILL PLUS I MY NUMBER AND I DREW A DUK FOKKEN PIEL... A NICE BIG PENIS I SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SAID, "I'M NOT AFRAID" THEN SOPHIE CAME TO CAPE TOWN FOR A HOLIDAY I TOOK HER TO THE WATERFRONT, FOKKEN LEKKER LAANEY... FUCKIN FANCY I GOT A ROLL, SHE ORDERED CALAMARI YO WE HAD A NICE TIME PLUS ALOT OF WHITE SOON IT WAS TIME, 300 BUCK BILL FINE, THE BILL, SIGNED, ASS ON MY MIND SOPHIE SAID I WAS A CATCH OF A GUY 300 BUCKS IS NOT TOO TO SPLASH FOR A NAAI... A FUCK TOOK HER BACK MY PLACE, MUMMIES WATCHING IN HER STOKIES, MUMMY THIS IS SOPHIE... CHILLING IN HER SLIPPERS "OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! LET'S GO TO MY ROOM, YO THIS SHIT'S FUCKIN ON THEN SOPHIE SAID, "I KNOW YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM!" "THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! THIS IS HECTIC!" JUST GOOI ME WIF A BLOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?... ME UP OH I UNDERSTAND! LET'S GO MAYBE IN THE BACK SEAT ... FUCK "WHAT THE DO YOU THINK I AM?" I THINK YOU FUCKIN SEXY! "JUST ME TO MY HOTEL!" BITCH, CALL A TAXI! NOU SIT EK N JAGSE DOOS SONDER N EREKSIE!... NOW HERE I SIT LIKE A HORNY IDIOT WITH NO ERECTION HOW CAN A ANGEL BREAK MY HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY PART BUT SHE PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME! PUSHING AND AND PUSHING! PUSHING AND FUCKIN PUSHING! A WOMAN IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN A PISTOL PROMISE YOU HEAVEN, GIVE YOU HELL! MY LITTLE IS DRIVING ME CRAZY! SHE ME A KILLER (X8) NEVER MAKE A WOMAN YOUR WIFE (X2) WHY? YOU CAN'T TRUST THAT LOOK IN HER EYE NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR IF YOU HORNY PUT YOUR HANDS UP 'BOUT TO KICK A LITTLE STORY 'BOUT MIRANDA I WAS OUT DOPPING BY THE TURTLE HANGING WIF SOME HOMIES... DRINKING SKOPPED ONE TOO MANY DOPS, DAMN I NEED TO GO PEE!... KICKED BACK ONE TOO MANY I'M ON MY TO A PISS AND I SEE THIS $COPIE... SOMEONE YOU HAVE YOUR EYE ON SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE A ANGELINA JOLIE THE CHERRY LOOKED HAPPY TO SEE ME, "MISTER!" "AREN'T YOU THE RAPPER FROM THE TV?" IS JA... CORRECT I COULDN'T HELP STARING AT THOSE TITS CHILLING JUST THEM BIG FAT BLOW JOB LIPS PLUS A G-STRING ALL UP IN THAT CRACK I SAID, "SHIT! I NEED TO PISS BUT BE BACK!" NIGHT WAS A FUCKIN JOL, THINK IT WAS A THURSDAY... PARTY DJ BUMPED SOME 50, GO IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY MIRANDA ASKED ME IN WHEN I DROPPED HER BACK AT HER ON THE NINJA FUCKED MIRANDA ON THE FIRST DATE AND EVERYTHING WAS HUNKY DORY THEN COMES THE TWIST TO THIS LITTLE STORY AT MY NEXT SHOW GUESS WHO'S IN THE ROW STARING AT ME LIKE A PSYCHO MIRANDA'S BIG HAWK EYES GLUED TO THE NINJA LIKE A RED BEAM ALL AFTER THE SHOW NINJA RUSHED BY A BUNCH OF POPPIES... FAN GIRLS I TELL MIRANDA, HERE'S SOME MONEY GO BUY YOURSELF A DOPPIE... A SO I'M SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS, SMOKING A DOOBIE "CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" SHOW ME YOUR BOOBIES ALL OF A SUDDEN MIRANDA IN, MAKING A SPECTACLE! GRABS ME BY THE NUTS AND STARTS BREAKING MY JASSIS! I KLAPPED HER COS... JESUS! I NEARLY HIT HER BECAUSE. HEAVY FUCKIN CLAWS DIGGING INTO MY BALLS WAS VERY FUCKIN SORE! EWESKIELIK N HELE KLOMP FOKKEN KOPPE DRAAI... ALL-OF-A-SUDDEN A WHOLE BUNCH OF FUCKIN TURN MIRANDA SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N FOKKEN NAAI?"... HEY! ARE YOU TAKING ME FOR A FOOL? CHRIST! WHY DO CHICKS ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO COMPLICATED? LIKE ONE CHICK, LAZAAN, WAS FUCKIN INTO ME! SHE WAS A VIRGIN! SO ONE TIME ME AND LAZAAN WAS SMOKING A ZOL... WEED BY DJ HI-TEK'S CRIB WHEN SHE TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?" SO I HER TO HI-TEK'S ROOM ABOUT TO THE DOOR, AND DROP THE BOMB I SAID, "I GOT THE BONG", SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!" I DJ HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!" BADA-BADA-BING! BADA-BADA-BOMB! I PUT THE FLAME ON THE BONG! LIKE (BUBBLE BUBBLE!) NOW THE IS ON! LAZAAN ME SHE WANTED ME TO BE THE ONE I STARTED SLOW AND SEXY, YO GETTING SOME PUNANI-NANI! PUNANI-NUM-NUM! BADA-BADA-BAM! BADA-BADA-BOOM! WHEN HI-TEK IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN ROOM! LIKE... ...FUCKIN BLIND!... HOW EMBARRASSING! I WAS GIVING IT TO HER FROM BEHIND I SAID, "WHAT'S THE BRO?" "DJ YOU WANNA HAVE A GO?" LAZAAN STARTS HAVING THIS MOERSE FREAK OUT!... MASSIVE I AM STANDING LIKE A DOOS WITH MY DICK OUT!... A FUCKIN IDIOT SHE'S KICKING ME! SLAPPING! FLARING! SWEARING! I THOUGHT BARNY 'SHARING IS CARING!'