I'm Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil I'm like a zit, a wart, a corn, a cyst, a festering I get under your skin and I form I'm as as the plot to an amateur gay porn Keep ya hungry for more Bangladesh Then I'll borg di, borg do, ya like the Swedish Chef 'Cause I'm one of a kind and of hard to find Kind of like an Injun without his fire wine
I'm like Schneider one day at a I'm feeling like Bob nailing up your behind To my wall Daniel son does I'm waxing on, I'm waxing off, I'm waxing just I get like a Western Union and I got to be me And I got more balls the daily lottery Like itch yo you can't ignore me 'Cause I'm more and cheek than a lesbo orgy
And I don't give a if you don't like me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me And I give a damn if you don't like me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me
Second verse is different from the I'm Pop I am Jimmity Pop I am, I am See my name's not Hoover and I give a damn And I got a angle like a parallelogram And you'll be all ears a field of corn I'll make you dizzy like Gillespie as I toot my own Like a two pencil I always got a point want to share it with friends like a poorly rolled joint
I'm Jimmy Pop y'all, I'm Jimmy Pop I'm an Alka Seltzer that's right you're a As I continue to expand your head is burst Leave a bad taste in your like moldy liverwurst Like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, get in your face But then I'll brush you off like aqua toothpaste 'Cause I'm letting off steam a Chinese Laundromat But I'm not a roll of charmin' so give me no crap
And I don't a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me And I don't a damn if you don't like me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me And I don't a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me
I a lot of whites and I hate a lot of blacks I poopin' in public places but we all hate that I hate lesbian feminists because they're all so ugly I hate Spin Magazine they never ever plug me I Regis and Kathie Lee I hate every single movie by that midget Lee I hate people that think I care what think I hate people that think ass don't stink I hate Jon Bon Jovi but I hate his more I hate killing because I hate to keep score I hate you but you hate too I hate to be but I'd hate to be you
And I give a damn if you don't like me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me