I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy me up and add oil I'm a zit, a wart, a corn, a cyst, a festering boil I get under your skin and I sebaceously I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay ya hungry for more like Bangladesh Then I'll borg di, borg do, borg ya the Swedish Chef 'Cause I'm one of a kind and kind of to find Kind of an Injun without his fire water wine
I'm like Schneider one day at a I'm feeling Bob Vila nailing up your behind To my like Daniel son does I'm waxing on, I'm off, I'm waxing just because I get wired like a Western and I got to be me And I got more balls than the daily hemorrhoidal itch yo you can't ignore me 'Cause I'm tongue and cheek than a lesbo orgy
And I don't give a damn if you don't me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me
Second verse is different the first I'm Pop I am Jimmity Pop I am, I am See my not Hoover and I don't give a damn And I got a different like a parallelogram And you'll be all ears like a field of I'll make you dizzy like Gillespie as I my own horn Like a two pencil I always got a point You'll want to it with friends like a poorly rolled joint
I'm Pop y'all, I'm Jimmy Pop y'all I'm an Alka Seltzer that's right a seagull As I continue to expand head is gonna burst Leave a bad taste in your like moldy liverwurst Like the Texas Massacre, I'll get in your face But then I'll brush you off aqua fresh toothpaste 'Cause I'm off steam like a Chinese Laundromat But I'm not a roll of charmin' so don't me no crap
And I give a damn if you don't like me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me And I don't give a damn if you like me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me
I a lot of whites and I hate a lot of blacks I hate poopin' in public places but we all that I hate lesbian because they're all so damn ugly I hate Magazine 'cause they never ever plug me I Regis and Kathie Lee I hate every movie by that midget Spike Lee I hate that think I care what they think I hate people that think their ass stink I hate Jon Bon Jovi but I hate his more I hate killing people because I hate to keep I hate you but you hate too I to be honest but I'd hate to be you
And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me And I give a damn if you don't like me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me