I'm Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil I'm like a zit, a wart, a corn, a cyst, a festering I get under your skin and I form I'm as as the plot to an amateur gay porn ya hungry for more like Bangladesh Then I'll borg di, borg do, borg ya like the Chef 'Cause I'm one of a kind and kind of to find Kind of like an Injun his fire water wine
I'm like one day at a time I'm feeling like Bob Vila nailing up your To my wall Daniel son does I'm waxing on, I'm waxing off, I'm waxing because I get wired like a Union and I got to be me And I got more balls the daily lottery Like hemorrhoidal yo you can't ignore me I'm more tongue and cheek than a lesbo orgy
And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you like me I don't like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me
Second verse is different from the I'm Pop I am Jimmity Pop I am, I am See my name's not Hoover and I don't a damn And I got a angle like a parallelogram And you'll be all ears a field of corn I'll make you like Gillespie as I toot my own horn Like a number two I always got a point You'll want to share it with friends like a rolled joint
I'm Pop y'all, I'm Jimmy Pop y'all I'm an Seltzer that's right you're a seagull As I continue to expand your is gonna burst Leave a bad taste in your like moldy liverwurst the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I'll get in your face But then I'll you off like aqua fresh toothpaste 'Cause I'm letting off like a Chinese Laundromat But I'm not a of charmin' so don't give me no crap
And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't like you 'cause you're not me And I don't a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me
I hate a lot of whites and I hate a lot of I hate poopin' in public places but we all hate I hate lesbian feminists because they're all so ugly I hate Spin Magazine they never ever plug me I hate and Kathie Lee I hate every single by that midget Spike Lee I hate people think I care what they think I hate that think their ass don't stink I hate Jon Bon Jovi but I hate his more I hate killing people I hate to keep score I hate you but you yourself too I hate to be but I'd hate to be you
And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I don't like you you're not like me And I give a damn if you don't like me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you like me 'Cause' I like you 'cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't me 'Cause' I don't you 'cause you're not like me