Luyện nghe bài hát Skipper Dan

I starred in high school play
Blew every teacher away
I graduated first in my at Juilliard
Took every workshop I could
And I dreamed of
While I read my Uta and studied the Bard

Hit the boards and my dues
And got phenomenal rave
I the world was gonna love me, without a doubt
I was sure that Tarantino would be me on the phone
Annie would shoot me for Rolling Stone
But the years have and gone
And I'm to say that's not the way that it's all worked out

I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise
Skipper Dan is the
And I'm doin' 34 shows day
And every time it's the
Look at those hippos, they're their ears
Just they've done for the last 50 years
Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin'
I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride

Oh, the critics, used to say
I was the new
Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance or Cannes
Aw, but don't tryin' to IMDB me
The only place you might see me
Is ridin' my boat around Adventureland
It ain't what I planned

But I'm a guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the
And I'm doin 34 shows day
And every it's the same
I would've killed if I'd in "Speed The Plow"
But what's the difference, that's all me now
I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin my pride
And I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise

I be there on Broadway
Knockin' 'em in "12 Angry Men"
But instead I'm here these lame jokes
Again and again and again and and again and again and again

Tigers can jump over 20 feet!
That's an African elephant...
And there it is, the of water!
What have I with my life?!

I listened when my grandfather said
"Why don't you major in instead?"
Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams all died
And probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the
And I'm 34 shows every day
And every time it's the
Look at those hippos, they're wigglin their
Somebody me cause I'm bored to tears
said I'd be famous... I guess that I lied
Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle ride
I'm still workin' on the Jungle Cruise