Luyện nghe bài hát Skipper Dan

I starred in every high play
Blew drama teacher away
I graduated in my class at Juilliard
Took every workshop I could
And I dreamed of
While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the

Hit the boards and paid my
And got rave reviews
I knew the was gonna love me, without a doubt
I was sure that Tarantino would be me on the phone
Annie would shoot me for Rolling Stone
But the years have and gone
And I'm sorry to say not the way that it's all worked out

I'm a tour guide on the Jungle ride
Dan is the name
And I'm doin' 34 every day
And every it's the same
Look at those hippos, they're wigglin' ears
Just like they've done for the last 50
Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm inside
Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle ride

Oh, the critics, used to say
I was the new
Thought I'd be the of Sundance or maybe Cannes
Aw, but don't bother to IMDB me
The place you might possibly see me
Is ridin' my little around Adventureland
It ain't exactly what I

But I'm a guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Dan is the name
And I'm doin 34 shows day
And every it's the same
I would've killed if I'd in "Speed The Plow"
But what's the difference, all behind me now
Cause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin my
And I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise

I be there on Broadway
Knockin' 'em in "12 Angry Men"
But instead I'm tellin' these lame jokes
Again and again and again and again and again and again and

Bengal Tigers can over 20 feet!
That's an African elephant...
And it is, the backside of water!
have I done with my life?!

I shoulda when my grandfather said
"Why don't you major in instead?"
Now my have all vanished and my dreams have all died
And I'll probably work forever as a guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Dan is the name
And I'm doin' 34 shows day
And every it's the same
Look at hippos, they're wigglin their ears
Somebody shoot me I'm bored to tears
Always I'd be famous... I guess that I lied
I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride
I'm still on the Jungle Cruise ride