Luyện nghe bài hát Smoke

I love to smoke, I smoke seven thousand a day, okay?
And I am never fucking quitting I don't how many laws they make
What's the law now? You can only in your apartment
Under a blanket, with all the lights Is that the rule now, huh?

The cops are outside, "We you have the cigarettes
Come out of the with the cigarettes above your head"
"You'll get me copper! I'm never coming out, you hear?
I got a cigarette right here in my bedroom, yeah! Say yeah!"

Know what I'm do? I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies
So I can smoke two at the same time
I'm get nine tracheotomies, all the way around my neck
I'll be man!
"He can smoke a pack at a time! tracheotomie man!

I'm looking forward to cancer, man, I want that throat
That's the kind, you know why?
You get that throat cancer, you get that voice box
what I'm talking about?

Sure scary, but you can make a lot of money with a voice box
Get a voice box, walking the streets of Manhattan
"You got any change?"
"Ahh! Here's my wallet, get away from me!"

Imagine a whole family voice boxes, that'd be creepy, wouldn't it?
They'd be out in that backyard everyday during the
"Dad, can we go to the beach?", "Yes, get your and the dog"
"We'll leave now, Sparky, come here"

Or the ultimate irony, a guy with a box pulling up to the drive
window at Mcdonald's, that has to suck, huh?
"Can I help you?", "Big Mac and a order of fries"
"Stop fun of me", "I'm not making fun of you"
"I'm getting the manager", "Get the manager, I don't care"

I can a time in this country
men were proud to get cancer, God dammit!
When it was a sign of manhood! John Wayne had cancer
Second time, they out one of his lungs, he said, "Take 'em both!
'Cuz I don't need 'em! I'll grow gills and breathe like a fish!"

Babe Ruth, greatest baseball player to play the game
He had a voice box, he was the first American to a voice box
Yeah!, "This is Babe
The of Swat, the Bambino"

I smoke twenty-five goddamn Black cigars a day
I had for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
I eighteen prostitutes a night!
'Course, I'm now

I'm up here in Heaven, Lou is up Here with me
God love Lou Gehrig, Christ, poor Lou Gehrig
of Lou Gehrig's disease
How the Hell did he not see coming?

We used to tell him, Lou, a disease
With your name all it, pal!
There no Babe Ruth disease, I'll tell you that much right now
Have a hot dog and a Hummer, go ahead, on me"

I know, personally, I think Billy Martin said it best when he said
"Hey! I can drive!", we tried to be nice to you non-smokers
We fucking tried,
You your own sections in the restaurants, we gave you that

But that enough for you, then you wanted the airplanes
We gave you the whole God plane! You happy now?
You own the fucking plane! I'd like an about that one folks
Because I will guarantee you if the plane is down
The first announcement gonna hear is

"Folks, is your Captain speaking, look, uhm, light 'em up
'Cause we're going down, okay, I got a of Camels non-filters
see you on the ground, take it easy"
Actually, it'd be like this, "This is your Captain speaking"
"Smoke 'em if ya got 'em"

The filters the best part, that's where put the heroine
Only us good smokers know that fucking secret
Yeah, we tried to be to you non-smokers
But you just fucking badger us, you You won't leave us alone

You got all your speeches you're always giving to us
All these little facts you dig out of a newspaper or pamphlet
And you store that little in your little fucking head
And we light up and you 'em out at us, don't ya?
I love these facts, these little facts

"Well you know, smoking ten years off your life"
it's the ten worst years, isn't it folks?
It's the ones at the end! the wheelchair, dialysis fucking years
You can have those years! We don't 'em, alright!?

And I guarantee if I'm still then I'll be smoking then
I'll be in my wheelchair, my adult diapers on
And my year old non-smoking born again
Christian son me

I'll be going, "Hey! Make sure you this time
I was itching all for Christ's sake!
And get me some more
I'm out, you fucking pussy! Come on!"

Because you're telling us
"You know, if you smoking now
Every cigarette takes minutes off your life
If you now you can live an extra ten years
If you quit now, you can live an twenty years"

Hey, I got two words for you, okay, Jim Fix, remember Jim
The big famous guy? Jogged fifteen miles a day
Did a jogging book, did a jogging
And dropped out of a attack when?
he was fucking jogging, that's when!

What do you bet it was two smokers
Who found the body the morning and went
"Hey! Jim Fix, isn't it?" "Wow, what a fucking tragedy
Come on, lets go buy buds"

It's always the yogurt sprout mother fuckers
Who get run over by a bus by a guy
Who smokes three and a packs a day
"Sorry officer, I didn't see him, I was too smoking!"