Luyện nghe bài hát Smoke

I love to smoke, I smoke seven packs a day, okay?
And I am never fucking quitting I don't care how many they make
What's the law You can only smoke in your apartment
Under a blanket, with all the out? Is that the rule now, huh?

The cops are outside, "We you have the cigarettes
Come out of the with the cigarettes above your head"
"You'll never get me copper! I'm never out, you hear?
I got a cigarette machine here in my bedroom, yeah! Say yeah!"

what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies
So I can smoke two at the same time
I'm gonna get nine tracheotomies, all the way around my
I'll be man!
"He can a pack at a time! He's tracheotomie man!

I'm looking forward to cancer, man, I want that cancer
That's the kind, you know why?
You get that throat cancer, you get that voice box
Know what I'm talking

it's scary, but you can make a lot of money with a voice box
Get a box, walking around the streets of Manhattan
"You got any change?"
"Ahh! Here's my whole wallet, get from me!"

Imagine a whole family with voice boxes, be creepy, wouldn't it?
They'd be out in that backyard everyday the summer
"Dad, can we go to the beach?", "Yes, get your and the dog"
"We'll leave now, Sparky, come here"

Or the ultimate irony, a guy with a box pulling up to the drive
Through window at Mcdonald's, that has to suck,
"Can I help you?", "Big Mac and a order of fries"
"Stop fun of me", "I'm not making fun of you"
"I'm getting the manager", "Get the fucking manager, I care"

I can remember a time in this
men were proud to get cancer, God dammit!
When it was a sign of manhood! John Wayne had twice
time, they took out one of his lungs, he said, "Take 'em both!
'Cuz I don't fuckin' need 'em! I'll grow gills and breathe a fish!"

Babe Ruth, greatest baseball player to play the game
He had a voice box, he was the first American to a voice box
Yeah!, "This is Babe
The of Swat, the Bambino"

I smoke twenty-five goddamn Black Cuban a day
I had meat for breakfast, lunch, and
I fucked prostitutes a night!
'Course, I'm now

I'm up here in Heaven, Lou Gehrig is up Here me
God Lou Gehrig, Jesus Christ, poor Lou Gehrig
of Lou Gehrig's disease
How the Hell did he not see coming?

We used to him, Lou, there's a disease
With name all over it, pal!
There ain't no Babe Ruth disease, I'll tell you that right now
Have a hot dog and a Hummer, go ahead, on me"

I don't know, personally, I think Billy said it best when he said
"Hey! I can drive!", because we tried to be nice to you
We fucking tried,
You wanted own sections in the restaurants, we gave you that

But that wasn't enough for you, you wanted the airplanes
We gave you the whole God damn plane! You happy
You own the fucking plane! I'd like an about that one folks
Because I will guarantee you if the plane is going
The first announcement you're hear is

"Folks, this is your speaking, look, uhm, light 'em up
'Cause we're going down, okay, I got a of Camels non-filters
see you on the ground, take it easy"
Actually, it'd be more like this, "This is Captain speaking"
"Smoke 'em if ya got 'em"

The the best part, that's where they put the heroine
Only us real good smokers that fucking secret
Yeah, we tried to be nice to you
But you just fucking badger us, you know? You won't us alone

You got all your little speeches you're always to us
All these facts that you dig out of a newspaper or pamphlet
And you store that little nugget in your fucking head
And we light up and you spew 'em out at us, ya?
I love these little facts, these little

"Well you know, takes ten years off your life"
Well the ten worst years, isn't it folks?
It's the ones at the end! It's the wheelchair, dialysis years
You can have years! We don't want 'em, alright!?

And I guarantee if I'm alive then I'll be smoking then
I'll be in my wheelchair, my adult diapers on
And my twenty-five year old non-smoking born
Christian son me

I'll be going, "Hey! Make sure you wipe this
I was all week for Christ's sake!
And get me some more
I'm out, you fucking pussy! Come on!"

you're always telling us
"You know, if you quit now
cigarette takes three minutes off your life
If you quit now you can live an extra ten
If you quit now, you can live an twenty years"

Hey, I got two words for you, okay, Jim Fix, remember Jim
The big famous jogging guy? fifteen miles a day
Did a jogging book, did a video
And dropped out of a heart attack
When he was fucking jogging, when!

What do you bet it was two smokers
Who found the body the next and went
"Hey! That's Jim Fix, it?" "Wow, what a fucking tragedy
Come on, lets go buy buds"

It's always the yogurt eating mother fuckers
Who get run over by a bus by a guy
Who smokes and a half packs a day
"Sorry officer, I didn't see him, I was too smoking!"