Luyện nghe bài hát Smoke

I love to smoke, I smoke thousand packs a day, okay?
And I am never quitting I don't care how many laws they make
What's the law now? You can only in your apartment
a blanket, with all the lights out? Is that the rule now, huh?

The cops are outside, "We know you the cigarettes
Come out of the house with the above your head"
"You'll never get me copper! I'm coming out, you hear?
I got a cigarette right here in my bedroom, yeah! Say yeah!"

Know what I'm gonna do? I'm get one of those tracheotomies
So I can smoke two cigarettes at the time
I'm get nine tracheotomies, all the way around my neck
I'll be man!
"He can smoke a pack at a time! tracheotomie man!

I'm looking forward to cancer, man, I that throat cancer
That's the best kind, you why?
You get that throat cancer, you get that box thing
Know what I'm talking

Sure it's scary, but you can make a lot of money with a box
Get a voice box, walking around the streets of
"You got any change?"
"Ahh! my whole wallet, get away from me!"

Imagine a whole family with voice boxes, that'd be creepy, it?
They'd be out in backyard everyday during the summer
"Dad, can we go to the beach?", "Yes, get mother and the dog"
"We'll leave right now, Sparky, here"

Or the ultimate irony, a guy with a voice box pulling up to the
Through at Mcdonald's, that has to suck, huh?
"Can I help you?", "Big Mac and a large of fries"
"Stop making fun of me", "I'm not fun of you"
"I'm the manager", "Get the fucking manager, I don't care"

I can remember a time in this
When men were to get cancer, God dammit!
it was a sign of manhood! John Wayne had cancer twice
Second time, they out one of his lungs, he said, "Take 'em both!
'Cuz I don't fuckin' 'em! I'll grow gills and breathe like a fish!"

Babe Ruth, greatest baseball player to play the game
He had a voice box, he was the first American to have a box
Yeah!, "This is Babe
The of Swat, the Bambino"

I smoke twenty-five goddamn Cuban cigars a day
I had meat for breakfast, lunch, and
I fucked eighteen a night!
'Course, I'm now

I'm up here in Heaven, Lou Gehrig is up with me
God love Lou Gehrig, Jesus Christ, Lou Gehrig
of Lou Gehrig's disease
How the did he not see that coming?

We used to tell him, Lou, there's a
With your all over it, pal!
There ain't no Babe disease, I'll tell you that much right now
Have a hot dog and a Hummer, go ahead, on me"

I don't know, personally, I think Billy Martin said it when he said
"Hey! I can drive!", because we tried to be nice to you
We tried, okay?
You wanted your own in the restaurants, we gave you that

But that wasn't enough for you, then you wanted the
We gave you the whole God damn plane! You now?
You own the fucking plane! I'd an explanation about that one folks
Because I will you if the plane is going down
The first announcement you're hear is

"Folks, this is Captain speaking, look, uhm, light 'em up
'Cause going down, okay, I got a carton of Camels non-filters
I'll see you on the ground, it easy"
Actually, it'd be more like this, "This is your speaking"
"Smoke 'em if ya got 'em"

The filters the part, that's where they put the heroine
Only us real good know that fucking secret
Yeah, we tried to be nice to you
But you just fucking badger us, you know? You leave us alone

You got all your little speeches you're always to us
All these little that you dig out of a newspaper or pamphlet
And you store that little nugget in little fucking head
And we light up and you spew 'em out at us, ya?
I love these little facts, these facts

"Well you know, smoking ten years off your life"
Well the ten worst years, isn't it folks?
It's the at the end! It's the wheelchair, dialysis fucking years
You can have those years! We want 'em, alright!?

And I guarantee if I'm still alive then be smoking then
I'll be in my wheelchair, with my adult on
And my year old non-smoking born again
Christian son me

I'll be going, "Hey! Make sure you wipe this
I was itching all week for sake!
And get me some wippets
I'm out, you fucking pussy! Come on!"

you're always telling us
"You know, if you smoking now
Every cigarette takes three off your life
If you quit now you can live an ten years
If you now, you can live an extra twenty years"

Hey, I got two words for you, okay, Jim Fix, Jim Fix?
The big famous jogging guy? Jogged miles a day
Did a jogging book, did a video
And dropped out of a heart when?
When he was fucking jogging, when!

do you wanna bet it was two smokers
Who found the body the morning and went
"Hey! That's Jim Fix, isn't it?" "Wow, what a tragedy
Come on, lets go buy buds"

It's always the yogurt eating mother fuckers
Who get run by a bus drive by a guy
Who smokes and a half packs a day
"Sorry officer, I see him, I was too busy smoking!"