Luyện nghe bài hát Smoke

I love to smoke, I seven thousand packs a day, okay?
And I am never fucking quitting I don't care how many laws they
the law now? You can only smoke in your apartment
Under a blanket, with all the lights out? Is that the now, huh?

The are outside, "We know you have the cigarettes
Come out of the house the cigarettes above your head"
"You'll never get me copper! I'm never out, you hear?
I got a cigarette machine here in my bedroom, yeah! Say yeah!"

Know what I'm do? I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies
So I can two cigarettes at the same time
I'm gonna get nine tracheotomies, all the way my neck
I'll be man!
"He can a pack at a time! He's tracheotomie man!

I'm forward to cancer, man, I want that throat cancer
That's the kind, you know why?
You get that throat cancer, you get that voice box
Know I'm talking about?

Sure it's scary, but you can make a lot of with a voice box
Get a voice box, walking around the of Manhattan
"You got any change?"
"Ahh! my whole wallet, get away from me!"

Imagine a whole family with boxes, that'd be creepy, wouldn't it?
They'd be out in that backyard everyday during the
"Dad, can we go to the beach?", "Yes, get your and the dog"
"We'll leave now, Sparky, come here"

Or the ultimate irony, a guy with a box pulling up to the drive
Through window at Mcdonald's, has to suck, huh?
"Can I you?", "Big Mac and a large order of fries"
"Stop making fun of me", "I'm not fun of you"
"I'm getting the manager", "Get the fucking manager, I care"

I can remember a time in this
men were proud to get cancer, God dammit!
When it was a sign of manhood! John Wayne had twice
Second time, took out one of his lungs, he said, "Take 'em both!
'Cuz I don't need 'em! I'll grow gills and breathe like a fish!"

Babe Ruth, greatest player to ever play the game
He had a voice box, he was the first American to have a box
Yeah!, "This is Ruth
The of Swat, the Bambino"

I smoke twenty-five goddamn Black cigars a day
I had meat for breakfast, lunch, and
I fucked eighteen a night!
'Course, I'm now

I'm up in Heaven, Lou Gehrig is up Here with me
God love Lou Gehrig, Jesus Christ, poor Lou
Died of Lou Gehrig's
How the Hell did he not see that

We used to tell him, Lou, a disease
With name all over it, pal!
There ain't no Babe Ruth disease, I'll tell you much right now
a hot dog and a Hummer, go ahead, it's on me"

I don't know, personally, I think Billy Martin said it best when he
"Hey! I can drive!", because we to be nice to you non-smokers
We tried, okay?
You wanted your own sections in the restaurants, we you that

But that wasn't enough for you, then you the airplanes
We gave you the whole God plane! You happy now?
You own the fucking plane! I'd like an explanation that one folks
Because I guarantee you if the plane is going down
The first announcement you're hear is

"Folks, is your Captain speaking, look, uhm, light 'em up
'Cause we're going down, okay, I got a of Camels non-filters
see you on the ground, take it easy"
Actually, it'd be more like this, "This is Captain speaking"
"Smoke 'em if ya got 'em"

The the best part, that's where they put the heroine
Only us good smokers know that fucking secret
Yeah, we to be nice to you non-smokers
But you just fucking us, you know? You won't leave us alone

You got all your little speeches you're always to us
All these little that you dig out of a newspaper or pamphlet
And you store that nugget in your little fucking head
And we up and you spew 'em out at us, don't ya?
I love these little facts, little facts

"Well you know, smoking takes ten off your life"
it's the ten worst years, isn't it folks?
It's the ones at the end! the wheelchair, dialysis fucking years
You can have those years! We don't 'em, alright!?

And I guarantee if I'm still alive then I'll be smoking
I'll be in my wheelchair, with my adult on
And my year old non-smoking born again
Christian son me

I'll be going, "Hey! Make you wipe this time
I was itching all week for sake!
And get me some wippets
I'm almost out, you fucking pussy! on!"

Because always telling us
"You know, if you smoking now
Every cigarette takes three minutes off your
If you quit now you can live an extra ten
If you now, you can live an extra twenty years"

Hey, I got two words for you, okay, Jim Fix, remember Jim
The big famous jogging guy? fifteen miles a day
Did a jogging book, did a video
And out of a heart attack when?
he was fucking jogging, that's when!

What do you wanna bet it was two
Who the body the next morning and went
"Hey! That's Jim Fix, it?" "Wow, what a fucking tragedy
Come on, lets go buy buds"

It's always the yogurt sprout mother fuckers
Who get run over by a bus by a guy
Who smokes three and a packs a day
"Sorry officer, I didn't see him, I was too smoking!"