I own a mansion, but in a house A king-size bed, but I on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, is half full But my tank is half empty, gasket blew
This always happens, thirty minutes from Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's In a public stall dropping a So time someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got damn on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I happened to run out of tissue Yeah, me that, on second thought I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, the shit'' when does all of this crap end? Can't park my ass causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't out the fucking trash someone passing through my sub harassing I'd my blessings, but I suck at math I'd rather wallow then suffering from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn with my mash Potato, so what, ho, my country bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, what the is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call supper in a covered plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the fuck is to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's been to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I second and third know what the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a giant But I blew, never turned Turned and still sag Teenagers act more mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm berzerk My are bad, but I love the perks my work has I get to meet famous people, at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I heard she drag-races, *burp* Fucking my Hanes tag You're Patrick (yeah) work, skag We'd be the perfect you're a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But what the heck is all of buttons? You expect me to sit here and learn Fuck I do to hear this new song from Luda? Be an at computers? I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell a Playstation I'm on my first manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a sandwich welch's and belch They say spray butter is bad for my health, but I there's more white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare mentality to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take full of wealth, I Managed to dwell within these Still the shelves full of hamburger helper I can't even help it, this is the hand I was to Creature of habit, feel I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all these pet God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they on my onion rings I think my is catching up with me
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't leave the motivation that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not what that means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd it up, but the frame is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully notices me In hunched over, giant nosebleed stop as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt this guy me Embarrassed, I just did with Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger groceries He just had front row seats, told me to this poster insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost shopping at Costco Sloppy Joe's, waffles Got picking my nose, ah Look over see these two hot still up in one of my nostrils Right to 'em stuck at the light This fucking shit is forever to change I'm stuck, bitches are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a fucking recovery if I it? I'mma drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on on you sons of bitches Wrong subdivison to with, bitch Quit snapping pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, what a The shit I about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's out Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm living the
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)