I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I sleep on the I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half But my tank is half empty, just blew
This always happens, minutes from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is bathroom In a public dropping a football So every time someone in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got damn autograph on a Oh, that's odd, I just happened to run out of Yeah, me that, on second thought I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this crap Can't park my ass without an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking Without passing through my sub harassing I'd my blessings, but I suck at math I'd rather wallow bass suffering from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn with my mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my country ass Missouri roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call supper Tupperware in a covered wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the fuck is to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still change Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's been to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I second and third Don't know what the fuck I doing if it weren't rap Probably be a giant But I blew, turned back Turned and still sag act more fucking mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My nerves are bad, but I love the my work has I get to meet famous people, at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I she drag-races, *burp* swag my Hanes shirt tag You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, We'd be the perfect 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But what the heck is all of these You expect me to sit here and learn Fuck I gotta do to hear new song from Luda? Be an expert at I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a I'm still on my first manual Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on a sandwich with welch's and belch They say this butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white trash the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare mentality to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within these Still cramming the shelves full of hamburger I can't even help it, this is the I was dealt to of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all these pet God dammit to hell, I can't stand all kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the day someone got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they on my onion rings I think my karma is catching up me
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not sure what that means, they me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the frame is all
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully notices me In produce hunched over, nosebleed Over stop as I over to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with Show's over, I'm hiding in buying groceries He just had row seats, told me to sign this poster Then insults me "wow, up close know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till at Costco Sloppy Joe's, waffles Got picking my nose, ah over see these two hot hoes Finger still up in one of my next to 'em stuck at the light This fucking shit is taking forever to I'm stuck, these bitches are it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking They me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, want me to follow up with another one after Recovery Was so coveted, but what good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the ball if I don't get a Hopping on shrubbery on you sons of Wrong to fuck with, bitch Quit fucking pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, what a The shit I about It's there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid stain on the couch, I'd get it out Bitch, I got an in my house and a mouse, I'm living the dream
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the that keeps me going This is the I need I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)