I own a mansion, but in a house A king-size bed, but I sleep on the I'm Mr.Brightside, is half full But my tank is empty, gasket just blew
This always happens, thirty minutes from Gotta lay a log cabin and option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall a football So time someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm And you're me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, odd, I just happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, the shit'' when does all of this crap end? Can't park my ass without causing an Puff my gas, cut my grass, take out the fucking trash Without someone passing through my sub I'd count my blessings, but I at math I'd rather then bass suffering from succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my corn with my fucking Potato, so what, ho, my country bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, what the is upperclass Call lunch dinner, dinner supper Tupperware in a covered wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the fuck is B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation that me going This is the inspiration I I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
They call me classless, I that, I second and third that Don't what the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap be a giant turd-sack But I blew, never back forty and still sag Teenagers act fucking mature, Jack you gonna say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm berzerk My are bad, but I love the perks my work has I get to meet famous people, at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I heard she drag-races, *burp* my Hanes shirt tag You're Patrick (yeah) work, skag We'd be the match 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no disrespect to But the heck is all of these buttons? You me to sit here and learn that? Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song Luda? Be an at computers? I'd be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm still on my first manual from Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a sandwich welch's and belch They say spray butter is bad for my health, but I think there's white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford mentality helps to me grounded, that's why I never take full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within parameters Still the shelves full of hamburger helper I even help it, this is the hand I was dealt to of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they on my onion rings I my karma is catching up with me
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still won't that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
Got on Facebook, all over the world Not sure what that means, they me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a I'd it up, but the frame is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully notices me In produce over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I mosey over to the frozen By the frozen yogurt guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica Hova Show's over, I'm in Kroeger buying groceries He just had front row seats, me to sign this poster Then insults me "wow, up close know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad till shopping at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got picking my nose, ah Look over see these two hot still up in one of my nostrils Right to 'em stuck at the light This fucking shit is taking to change I'm stuck, these bitches are loving it it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, want me to follow up with another one after Recovery Was so coveted, but what good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? I'mma drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you sons of Wrong subdivison to with, bitch snapping fucking pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, a pity The I complain about It's like there ain't a in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid stain on the couch, I'd get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm living the
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I leave Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's been to me so far)