My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put picture on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray, Put picture on my wall It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home at the bottom I sent two letters in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the office or somethin' Sometimes I addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a her? I'm a her Bonnie I about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill over some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I got the underground shit that you did with Skam I got a room of your posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with too, that shit was fat Anyways, I hope you get man, hit me back, Just to chat, yours, your biggest fan is Stan
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you a chance I ain't mad, I just it's fucked up you don't answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me your concert You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for That's my little brother man, he's six years old We waited in the cold for you, For four hours and you said, "No." That's pretty shitty man, you're like his idol He wants to be just you man, he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I don't like bein' lied to when we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would write back, See I'm just you in a way I never knew my neither, He to always cheat on my mom and beat her I can to what you're saying in your songs So when I a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your name the chest Sometimes I cut myself to see how much it bleeds like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me See you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you But she don't know you I know you Slim, no one does She don't know what it was for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man, be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we be together too
My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear "I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans", This will be the last I ever send your ass It's six months and still no word, I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the on 'em perfect So this is my I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I drank a of vodka, You dare me to You know the by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could a that other guy from drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued me from Now it's too late, I'm on a downers now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a lousy or a call I hope you I ripped all of your pictures off the wall I love you Slim, we been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you sleep and you scream about it I hope your conscience at you and you can't breathe without me See Slim, up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk! Hey Slim, that's my screamin' in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I tied her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll more, and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I to send this shit out?
Dear Stan, I to write you sooner but I just been busy You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far is she? Look, I'm flattered you would call your daughter that And an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on the cap I'm I didn't see you at the show, I must of missed you Don't think I did that intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you about you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is you? You got some issues Stan, I you need some counseling To your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some And what's this shit about us to be together? That type of shit will make me not want us to each other I really think you and your girlfriend need other Or maybe you just need to treat her I hope you get to read letter, I just hope it reaches you in time Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be just fine If you relax a little, I'm glad I you but Stan Why are you so Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan I just want you to do some crazy shit I this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick Some was drunk and drove his car over a bridge And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant his kid And in the car they found a tape, but they say who it was to Come to think about, his was, it was you Damn!