My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray, Put your on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
My gone cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray, Put your on my wall It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't I left my cell, my pager, and my phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you not-a got 'em There was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm to be a father If I have a daughter, what I'm a call her? I'm a her Bonnie I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm I had a friend kill himself some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your fan I got the underground shit that you did with Skam I got a room full of your posters and your man I like the you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat Anyways, I you get this man, hit me back, to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan This is
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think fucked up you don't answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your You didn't have to, but you coulda an autograph for Matthew That's my brother man, he's only six years old We waited in the cold for you, For four and you just said, "No." pretty shitty man, you're like his fuckin' idol He wants to be just you man, he likes you more than I do I that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to when we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would write back, See I'm like you in a way I never my father neither, He used to always cheat on my mom and her I can relate to what saying in your songs So when I a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm I even got a tattoo of your across the chest Sometimes I even cut to see how much it bleeds like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you it My girlfriend's 'cause I talk about you 24/7 But she know you like I know you Slim, no one does She don't know what it was like for like us growin' up, you gotta call me man, be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be too
My gone cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put picture on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear "I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans", This will be the last I ever send your ass It's been six months and still no word, I don't it? I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you it I'm in the car right now, I'm 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I drank a of vodka, You me to drive? You know the song by Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could a saved that guy from drowning But didn't, then saw it all, then at a a show he found him? That's how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a downers now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a letter or a call I hope you know I ripped all of your off the wall I love you Slim, we coulda been together, about it You it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you can't and you scream about it I hope conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me See Slim, shut up bitch! I'm to talk! Hey Slim, that's my screamin' in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I like you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then die too Well, go, I'm almost at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call your that And an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on the cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I of missed you Don't think I did shit intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists I say shit just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is you? You got some issues Stan, I think you need counseling To help your ass from bouncing off the when you get down some And what's this shit us meant to be together? That type of shit will make me not want us to meet each I really think you and your girlfriend need each Or maybe you just to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just it reaches you in time Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be just fine If you relax a little, I'm I inspire you but Stan Why are you so Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan I just want you to do some crazy shit I seen one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick Some dude was drunk and drove his car a bridge And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was with his kid And in the car they found a tape, but they say who it was to Come to about, his name was, it was you Damn!